Hi homiesss..well, first of all, I'm sorry I didn't post a commentary on Thursday. I had written everythinggg & was ready to post, but something happened & my IE closed & there went all of my points. Needless to say, I was kind of POed. 😡 As for today's episode, I thought it was an absolute waste of life. You'll see why..🤢
1) J. BEDI: Honestly, yes, recycling is a VERY good thing..but only if it's done with respect to the environment! Recycling your shots from MAY & then replaying them in OCTOBER hoping that no one notices or no one cares, is idiotic! The IOTE of the evening goes to the editors, directors, & producers of this ridiculousness. Had I wanted to spend 15 minutes (I guess 10, if you disclude commercials) seeing the same EXACT scenes that I saw 5 months ago, I would've just watched my old tape of the Jessica Bedi launch. The only thing that I thought was missing was WackO Wally walking down the ramp..& even THAT was taken care of by my Dimpie's daydream sequence. All that was missing was her curly hair. 😕 People please, if you don't have the means to shoot a new scene, don't, no problem, we're cool with it. But PLEASE don't show us the same shots over & over again..I mean how many times can I see Shama Sikander chewing gum, Amit Jain cackling away, Amrita Arora giving someone a lap dance, & Anu Malik pretending he's a hot shot? NOT MANY, LET ME TELL YOU. Actually, HARDLY even ONCE! Lol, & the show itself was so long that the only shot you SHOULD have kept from the J. Bedi launch was the one of this one dude glancing @ his watch a couple of times. Me too, man, ME TOO! 😆
2) KUTE KLOTHES: Fine, so Karishma lost as we all expected. I mean, otherwise, how could they have made Mindless Ass calling That Chick happen? In any case, despite their loss, "Karishma" had some cute clothes on display. I must say that whatever brain cells that Cuckoo Charlie is lacking aren't being missed! 😛 Although whereee the hell Bosco came from is beyond me. Maybe he was just the REAL choreographer of the show & he was looking for his due. Well, Boscy, there you go. You were now announced as the BRILLIANT choreographer of the LOSERS to the entire nation & beyond! 👏
3) WEEPING WALLY: Yes, yes, true to my Tree-Huggie form, I felt for That Chick when she lost. Although, to be quite honest, I didn't realize that the fashion show was an actual CONTEST! That's rather odd..how did they decide who won? Who voted? Yeah, yeah, I'll stop..I forgot..no logic allowed. 😕 Anyway, I saw her crying (albeit without a tree to console her) after her grand defeat & I felt so bad for her. You guys have to understand that to her, this revenge is real. To her, Dimpie pulled all this crap, almost got her hanged for murder, broke her heart, didn't trust her, etcetera so she's trying to have some payback for it. Therefore, to her, this loss is very real as well. To Wally, it marks a setback..another way in which she has lost to Dimpie & Mollie. So..here's to your tears Weeping Wally! Don't worry, us Tree-Huggies got your back! 😳 (Although, could you just maybe please perhaps NOT make my Dimpie cry? It makes us sad. 😭)
4) So, since I didn't comment on Thursday, I thought I'd mention this now. They changed the beginning sequence again. It went from the depressing Naini crap to that old one with the CD pose & That Chick turning around & smiling @ us. I doubt it means much though..unlike the other ones. Maybe they're just using this as a filler until stoooopid Motor Mouth gets to be in the beginning too. 🤢 At least the beginning is just set to music so we won't have to drive ourselves nuts trying to figure out what he's saying even BEFORE the show starts! 😆
5) Speaking of our dearest Piano Man, two things. Number one, I looked @ the points I took down for my commentary & saw one that said, "I love Raghav." !?!?!? I ALMOST GAVE MYSELF A HEART ATTACK before I realized that I meant the SINGER whose REAL name is Raghav & who they showed on the show today. 😲 For a second, I thought I had totally lost it & couldn't figure out why I would EVER write such a hideous, horrendous, RIDICULOUS thing! 😆 Number two, looks like Reggie Boy is getting a tad dominating, hmmm? The dude just simply called That Chick up & said, "Yo homie, be ready quickly tonight. Your ex-boss/crush/obsession/boyfriend/husband & his psycho/b****y/obsessive/conniving/manipulative wife are throwing a large/pretentious/unnecessary/just-a-place-for-you-&-you r-man-to-run-into-each-other party & me, your colleague/friend/lawyer/fake-husband-who-is-now-in-love-with -you and you, Miss/Mrs. Jasmeet/Jassi/Jessica/Neha/Walia/Almost-Mehra/Bedi/Almost-Su ri/Malhotra/SNOBeroi are invited & have to go." Ummm..you ever thought about ASKING her if she wants to go, Piano Man? And besides, if MM knows that Dimpie is throwing the party because Gulmohur did well @ the fashion show, shouldn't he also know that that also means that Karishma lost & that That Chick mighttt just be feeling a bit upset @ the moment? Ummm I'm beginning to wonder EXACTLY WHICH half of JandA that Motor Mouth is falling in love with!?! 😉 😳 😆
6) Iqbal Khan aka Zaib looked cute as usual. And his voice is just to die for..(nope, too bad he didn't meet Nandu..no Amitabh Bachchan meets Mickey Mouse scene 😛)..but um, he needs to stay away from dancing. Just stand there & lip-sync & look hott, buddy. Leave the dancing to people who are good @ it. Nach Baliye contender, you are not. 😕
7) You know what I thought was the BEST role to be playing on JJKN today? The "clappers". I WANT TO BE A CLAPPER. All they showed in between chewed up J. Bedi shots & Iqbal crooning were these shadows of people sitting @ tables clapping their hands in the air. Just clappity clapping away like they were on autopilot. Considering all the new characters & idiotic plot twists, my favorite JJKN characters are the Clappers. YAY to you for not being associated with any type of chaddis, any type of crazed out background singer, or any type of immobile facial expressions. YAY to you for not having a fake terminal disease, an irritating whine to your voice, or CHLIPS. HERE'S TO YOU, CLAPPERS! 👏 😆
8) It was funny for me today to watch Tanaaz on screen right after I saw Celebrity FG. We're a week behind so they showed where she was sobbing by herself in the room & Bobby Darling comes to console her & then gets confused as to how to do it. 😆 I like Tanaaz actually, but she's better as a public speaker & comedienne than she is on FG..although..she IS the best singer out of the rest! And as for Bobby Darling, this is so off-topic, but I think she's kinda cute..I feel bad for herrr!!!
9) Speaking of Tanaaz, I find it hard to believe that in a fashion show like the one which was shown, even if the designer house is not as well-known, that the emcee would so obviously stop to glance at a card which had the name of the fashion house on it. Come on now people, if you're going to direct a show, @ least direct it properly..don't make the things that could have been done subtly so GLARINGLY obvious..you're making a mockery out of your own show. 😕 (*insert rolling eyes emoticon here*).
10) HOLY MOTHER OF G-D. I SO thought I was saved when the dreaded Fardeen Khan didn't show up on my screen during Thursday's episode!!! THEY PLAYED ME!!! 😭 They waited until the lovely weekend was over to surprise me with his ewww-ness. Right before I ate dinner..@ least it wasn't after..or else dinner would've been ALL OVER my brother's room. 🤢 😆 I'm sorry FK lovers..I don't know why, but I JUST CANNOT WATCH HIM! 😕
11) NOBS (CC) Award of the evening goes to WackO Wally & my Dimpie for the black sari that she looked BBBBBEEEEEAUTIFUL in & for the black & white suit. For the first time, I actually LIKED a white suit..it just fit well & looked good. And Wally/Mona's hair looked nice pulled back all the way..different from the usual. 👏
12) The Emmy Award(s) of the evening go to Mona & Apoorva..AGAIN. 👏 During Zaib's Aashiq Banaaya Aapne song, it was simply amazing. They really just could act & emote with their mouths shut. Their expressions were beautifully acted out & you could just feel them thinking about each other. It's amazing how Mona & Apoorva don't even have to be in the same frame with one another & you could feel their chemistry. AHEM AHEM (Nooo, not THAT kind you durties! 😆)..MOTOR MOUTH, ARE YOU LISTENING? 😳
13) I'm going to KILL someone. NOBODY is safe on this show anymore..if I have my way, everyoneee is game..& that little Kiddie Karishma brat goes first!!! 😡 FIRST of all, STOP playing the JandA music when Piano Man is in the room! SECOND, STOP playing the entire Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam soundtrack! 🤢 You're a show. On TELEVISION. Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam is from 1999. This is 2005. Either become original scriptwriters, or go grab a change of career form from your local employer & MOVE IT ALONG!!! 😡
14) Hallelujah for the absence of W.S.L. today!!! 👏 However, I have a bad feeling that that means that she's in FULL holiday preparation for tomorrow! 😭 We only had D.S.D. once today..& that was when my Dimps mentioned his lady lowe That Chick so D.S.D. is pardoned for today. 😃
15) Poor Nandu..he was so sad & crying today. 😭 But @ least he's a man who gets over it quickly! All it took was his bestest friend to make him feel better. And That Chick DID thank him today, alright? She wakes up sometimes! Better late than never. 😉
16) Wally was being so sweet to her staff today. I was proud of being a Tree-Huggie. She thanked everyone & made everyone feel as if they had something to do with Karishma..sure, it was having to do with Karishma's loss..lol..but something's better than nothing! 😆
17) NOBS (CC) NOTE: EVERYONE is in DIRE need of a haircut. Nandu. Dimpie. Wally. Mollie. Get an onset stylist NOW!!! Hair is NOT supposed to cover your earhole..maybe that's why this show is full of confusion..everyone has too much hair in their ears! 😛
18) Okay, so I SWEAR I didn't plan this..all you Reggie lovers, leave me alone (brownie!)! I was just writing some points in shorthand & when I looked down, I noticed that I had written "RAT has decreased..hallelujah!" Heehee..sooo, just coincidentally, R.A.T., aka Raghav Air Time had decreased..& the acronym is RAT. 😆 Sorrie homies..I was just really happy that I only had to see him once & TRY to hear him once today. 😉
19) Technical note: One more way of INCORRECTLY using the U.S.P. Let's play sparkly music when Karishma's staff is talking about their huge gargantuan LOSS!!! *SPARKLE SPARKLE* We lost. *SPARKLE SPARKLE* Cuckoo Charlie has a crush on Nandu. *SPARKLE SPARKLE* We understood what Reggie said today. 😕
20) Mindless Ass is a Heartless Witch. I'm calling her that from now on. 😡 WAY to harass your husband on PURPOSE by showing him the guest list. THAT'S what you call true love? If that's so, then I don't know what my past relationship was because it sure as hell wasn't that! And if THAT'S true love, then keep me the hell away from it! 🤢 Not only that, but WHAT was the reason for Heartless Witch to call That Chick? She needs a life! It seems like she thinks about Wally more than my Dimpie does! WHY would she mention that WackO Wally wasn't there for her wedding..well, I know why, but still! For the FIRST time though, I WANT Mollie to get her way. I WANT Wally to run after Dimps so that Heartless Witch spills the beans to MM. That man is in severe need of a reality check & WE are in severe need of some JandA lovin'. No more dream sequences pleaseee!!! 😕
21) And WHYYYYYY does Wally NEVER fight back!? I was getting so pissed @ Heartless Witch myself for her instigating! I mean, damn woman, they're showing you as a woman with backbone & confidence now..how about you use it on the people who deserve it!? 🤢
22) As for the big DD, it looks like we're sure gonna get SOMETHING tomorrow..but it doesn't look GOOD! 🤢 Considering the SET preview, which has been MIRACULOUSLY right for the past couple of weeks, looks like our big DD is going to start & end with a bang alright. Heartless Witch will end up spilling everything to That Chick while my poor poor poooooor Dimps overhears That Chick say that she never cared about him. More tears, more anger, more revenge, the deeper MM gets, the longer SNOBeroi Senior lives, the longer we're tortured, the longer the show runs, the more insane we get. Wowww..what happy thought. SMILE EVERYONE..it's about to get a lot worse! 😕 😭
23) The preview is just a tease. Although I DO agree with whoever said this earlier today, I believe it was Aabs, that Wally is back to calling Dimples "aap"..& it sounds SO much cuter! Plus, when they shake hands, Heartless Witch's face gets as green as this guy-> 🤢 YAYYY..I love when jealousy rears its ugly head..although I like it better on JandA..their jealousy makes sparks fly. 😉 And my OTHER question is, you know how Wally can NEVER make any type of physical contact with Dimps because she always melts? (Hey, lady, I totally understand! 😉 😆) Welll..they DO shake hands tomorrow..& they haven't had any physical contact yet since he slapped her to the ground..maybe she'll melt or feel SOMEthing? ANYthing? Hey, it's the little things, right? 😳
Have a great day/night/afternoon/DIWALI whatever part of the world you're in. Stay safe, warm, & smilie! 😃 Til 'tomorrow.
P.S.-> Haven't proofread, need to finish essays..excuse the spelling. 😉
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