Hello...Me AGAIN!!!!!!!!! At your service, ladies and gentlemen...
Dedicated to all POTTERHEADS on forum...Zo's patronus "AFRICAN TITLI (idea credit my girl Aazeen 😉)
When the wolves came knocking at our doors
Silence fell and our cries drowned in their roars
All I had was your hand entangled in mine
A tether to life a shield so divine
I lost all hope, was ready for the dementor kiss
Then I saw a beautiful "African butterfly over me
Silver light leaking in the darkness, a bubble of bliss
So the episode started with AdiYa sleeping like babies on each other...(Awww..) Zo wakes up and sees Adi next to her. He offers a little explanation but none was needed. As J K Rowling once said
"There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.
Well in AdiYa's case, it were two under six feet trolls and Goddamn it they are hella annoying 🤣 Harry's troll only grunted and hissed but AdiYa's trolls and their endless word vomit ughhh 🤣 . AdiYa are way beyond the phase of distaste for one another and it's endearing. The truck stops and they sneak out directly into the jungle 😉 . (Good strategy, never stay long at one location when you are fleeing, all thriller novel suggests; But the sad thing is AdiYa are too clever fugitives for their dumb DoDo investigator, so this chase is mind numbingly boring 🤣 🤣 🤣 )
So AdiYa sneaks into the woods and Zo spots that Adi is bleeding. She plucks a few leaf from I don't know which plant (I was not very fond of Professor Sprouts' Herbology class, I am a Slythein/Ravenclaw so my forte is kinda defense against the dark arts and other interesting subjects 😉 ask a hufflepuff, there are plenty of them here 😉 ) Adi stares at Zo the whole time as if he is seeing her for the first time 🤣 He is all like "This chick is cool 🤣 Cut to Zosh interns being grilled by police (such a loser this RV dude 😡 harassing interns like that 😡 ) Cut to DoDo and Despo doing what they do best. Despo all desperate, paranoid as if Zo made her drink a bewitched love potion and then used cruciatus curse (the torture curse) on her while making out with Adi whom Mahi was married and mated too 😡 DoDo on the other hand is smiling like a total fool, so happy with himself because in his head Adi and Zoya are the size of a cheeto and are locked in a tiny perfume bottle resting on his desk (Wake up you Moron, your accused people are already outside the city 🤣 🤣 ) He says he has all ways out of Mumbai on block. (Yeah because a guy who is a rebel to the best lawyer in the country would never consider such a thing 🤣 ) He goes on to say he is going to tap all phones inside Hooda Mansion (You haven't done that already you Moron 😡 On what basis you got that unbailable warrant 😕 )
Cut to jungle chronicles, AdiYa hear the roar of a tiger and Adi practically faints at the sound 🤣 (You snobby big city boy 🤣 ) Zo tells him to get his act together and freeze and she goes full Katy Perry on the tiger (reference Katy Perry roar) Adi is literally saying goodbyes to everyone he knows in his head (Mom stop yelling at every girl you see, Arjun stop being Dad's minion, Dad in a life so like Malfoy, try and be a Weasely for once, Mahi go to hell. Sakshi mom I hate you, Akansha eat as much as you want, Sean you are my bro, Mitthilesh jee I always loved you...RV you suck 🤣 🤣 ) but Zo goes all "heyo kittycat and the tiger leaves and Adi looks at Zo as if he has seen a combined version of Mrs Mcgonagall, Mrs Weasely, Hermione and Ginny aka all the badass women at once 🤣 He goes all you are so weird but so damn amazing #bestcomplimentever #lovetheweirdness #weirdpeoplearethebest #proudweirdo 👏👏. Zo tells him how she is a card carrying proud member of "Everytime I meet a human I grow fonder of my dog club 🤣 Adi finds it so amazing.
In another scene Arjun was seen yelling at someone on the phone because he just can't wrap his head around that unbailable warrant 😉 (yeah me too Arjun 🤣 ) In another scene Noor is crying at Madhu's feet (my poor baby😭😭 ) Mahi is being a walking bloodpressure enhancer that she is 🤣 Madhu once again proves why I hated her like always. In Mussorrie since humanity is dead Siddiquis are attacked by reporters. Madhu makes Noor call her Dad and tells him "Congratulations you daughter finally took revenge from my son (Woman you are unbelievable 😡 You are actually holding a grudge on a girl, your son cheated for what MOVING ON, finding someone she can love and live with, were you expecting her to stay a widow all her life and grieve her cheating husband 😡 You suck 😡 )
Cut to AdiYa landing in an abandoned hovel. Zo notices that Adi's wound is still bleeding, she tores off her dupatta to use as a bandage. She apologizes to tear it off and adi says that the one it belonged to is not here to complain so it's cool. He then tells her that he had it especially made for Pooja after he watched Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (Yikes Adi, 🤢I hate that movie and I had that suit too, one when I was a kid and one when I grew, I used the dupatta as a table cloth in hostel 🤣 🤣 ) He then tells her that it's his favorite movie (That movie, Mr Aditya Hooda enabled Kjo to freely do the nonsense he subjects all of us to this date...out of all movies you had like the cheesiest, most nonsensical, weirdly misogynist, stereotypical movie ever 😡 😡 ) Zo says it's her fav too. He tells her he has watched it 25 times ( That's self mutilation 😡 why would you do that to yourself 🤣 what is next you gonna explain why you love Rajshree production movies????? If that day should ever come Aditya Hooda, I will get inside TV and transform you into a squirrel 🤣 🤣 If you wanna be a fan then be a fan of "The Conjuring "Insidious "Avengers "Mean girls etc etc ughh ) Anyways Adi sleeps on the hay on the floor and Zo takes the cot 🤣 He tells her how Pooja loved camping and staring at the sky (yeah it's fun..in a mosquito free zone 🤣 ) Zo tells him that for the first time his voice is not dripping with hatred while talking about Pooja. She then tells him that Yash liked camping stuff too and she liked hindi movies. 🤣 Adi says yeah me too I love bolly (Why Adi...😭🤢) Zo then says maybe because of similar taste Poosh..Adi declares he wants to sleep.
Okay so I loved AdiYa moments but CVs I don't know where they are going with this. The whole "similar taste parallels between AdiYa and Poosh is ridiculous. I mean I love Jane Austen, I love the old classic novels. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte is one of my favorites. I am a sucker of period dramas (movies, mostly british movies set in Victorian and pre Victorian era) I am a sucker for fantasy. I hate sports ad I love fictional characters more than real people. And I haven't met even one guy who shares my interests...So what? You mean to say that because of my hobbies I will not find a loving and faithful husband 🤣 Listen you dumb people, nothing inspires cheating other than a lack of conscience. If Poosh were unhappy in their marriages they had a thousand options that did not include lying and going behind their spouses' back and keeping them in the dark. Stop this justification and subtle victim blaming.
Geet - Hui Sabse Parayee
