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Shaitaan's Dilemma
So this is just a funny thing that popped into my mind today. I just hope I cut out the stress from the epi and make you all laugh. 😆
The mighty, powerful and sinfully evil Shaitan woke up at midnight and streched his arms. It was time for his usual routine. Get up, get ready and do some evil then get back to bed before the Sun came in.
Like always, he got dressed and then headed towards his mirror to look how disgusting he was looking. The worse the better! 😈 The mirror was a pink coloured one with bows decorating it. It didn't really go with his personality or his room interior design but he had snatched it from a Princess and since his personal useless handyman couldn't get Shaitaan the exact mirror of his choice, he had to use the pink one. He just hope humans wouldn't come to know of it, otherwise he would be nothing but a pink bow fool.
He faced the mirror and proudly asked, "Mirror mirror on the wall! Who's the most evil of the all?" As usual he expected his name to be announced and he would happily pat his horns and head towards Earth. However today the mirror was silent.
"Mirror mirror on the Wall! Who's the most evil of the all?" He shouted again.
"Pardon my lord" replied a squeaky voice. "There's a new evil in town! And she's turning out to be more sinful than you!"
"What? How can someone be more sinful than me?" Shaitaan roared with anger. Being evil and sinful was his monopoly. Nobody could steal that title from him. "Show her to me" he demanded.
The mirror got annoyed at the order, why couldn't the Shaitaan move on with time and buy one of those mobile phones and just search it himself, he was tired of showing pictures from all around the world, he was a mirror for evil's sake! But sensing the gravity of the situation he nonetheless displayed the picture.
Shaitaan scoffed at the picture . The girl didn't look evil at all. She didn't have horns for starters, she didn't have big fat nose or canine teeth. She wasn't ugly, and if you aren't ugly you aren't qualified for being bad.
"Are you playing with me mirror? This girl looks harmless. She doesn't even have the black magic wand, how can she be evil? Tell me what sins she has committed!"
"Where should I start? The sins she has committed have no boundaries. First she tried to claim a man who didn't like her. Then she cut her own hand to have him."
"Ohh the sin of suicide! Even I have never stoop so low. "Shaitaan commented.
"Thats not not my lord! She made a fake profile of that man's law fully wedded wife and flirted with strange men!"
"Ooo lala! That's more evil!"
"Yes my badash-e-gunna! When that was not enough she followed them to their honeymoon! Almost killed her and when that was not enough, she kidnapped her or something like that,..."
"Oh My Devil! This is pure evil. How could someone be so evil! She's a human for devil's sake! She was supposed to be good and I was supposed to encourage her towards bad however she doesn't need any encouragement!"
"But it's time. She wouldn't remain bad for long" with this Shaitan took determined step towards earth. It was time he showed who was in charge! He was the most evil and always would remain! He would show her that. He would make her taste her own medicine.
"Baby Ruksar! Here come's the Shaitan!"
So how's it? If you all found it funny then like and comment. And if people liked it then I will come up with the next part, Shaitaan and Ruksar. 😎
Shiv Shakti
