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Hello Porus Fam!!
This is your own Baba BlackSheep with her vishesh tippani.I am never the one to analyse anything đCoz I am one lazy sheepđĽą
However I get frequent bouts of inspiration which propels me to type a word or two.
At this moment the show which is getting boring day by day is divided into two sections.Dum Biryani aka Alexander's track and Raita aka Puru's track.
The episode begins with the raita which has phelaoed on the entire show aka Vishkanya trying to murder Puru.I fast forwarded the entire scene so I saw nothing except Puru facing a CGI snake.
Looks like Snakes have become the lucky mascot of ITV.
Anyway after fast forwarding the entire Raita sequence we get Darius sipping Rooh Afza who is comparing the two 'Bacchas' aka Porus and 'Eleksander'.đ
I am telling you all Darius secretly ships PorAnder
Apparently Darius has sent Manhoos,oops,Faroos to Alexxy's camp to do some golmaal over there.
As expected Darius is running out of ideas so he uses the same trick which he used with Bacha Porus by burning Dasyu Lok.
Sadly for Darius,Bacha Eleksander is not an emosanal phool but a guy with common sense so he senses that Darius is about to do some golmaalđWoah Faroos chopped off the hands of Farsi soldiersđ˛What were the Macedonian soldiers doing BTW?đ¤ŞEnjoying the drama?
As a finishing touch Faroos sets a couple of tents on fire.Hey!! They have to maintain the theme of the Bacha Party
Darius is all set to throw a Rooh Afza party but Faroos enters covered with blood (or is that Rooh Afza again?)
Apparently Eleksander is not kanjoos so he killed the entire Farsi gang and sent them as a return gift to Uncle Dariusđł
Ouch!! That was ruthless Alexxy.
Don't feel bad for Darius at all.But I felt bad for the poor Farsi troops.
Anyway back to INS Akhand Bharat,raita is spreading all over and I fast forwarded it.
So the moral of the story is,Biryani can be consumed without Raita though the fun wouldn't be the same.But without Biryani,Raita has no value.
I request the CVS to cut the crap with the Vishkanya and all and make the show interesting somehow.
Just improve Puru's track and give more prominence to Alex.
Therefore Biryani (Alex) + Raita(Puru) = A perfect mealâ¤ď¸
