1) If you are choking🤢 on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down ur throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2) Clumsy? Avoid cutting urself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while u chop away.😈(It's okay to be evil at times)
3) High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut urself & bleed for a while; thus reducing the pressure in ur veins.
4) A mouse trap, placed on top of ur alarm clock, will prevent u from rolling over & going back to sleep when u hit the snooze button. (Now how many of us hit that button?)
5) Have a bad toothache? Hit ur thumb with a hammer, then u will forget about that toothache.