#3 Song Osthon #2 Jeene laga hu by divan19 on pg 133 April 17 - Page 20

Hello darlings, here with my next OS of this OSthon, the song was suggested by srivalli.t aka valli as she wanted to read something funny on this, I know it hasn't turned out much good but this is all I could manage with this song

YE KHATTI MEETHI TAKRAAR

He was getting ready for his sangeet function today, a smile constant on his lips as he thought about his wife to be but the next second, the smile of his lips vanished as he recalled about his brother and her sister, how much they fight when they are together and he just hoped his sangeet function will pass without much drama.

He was praying to matarani for the same when his phone rang flashing her name on the screen. His lips curled up again as he picked the call.

M -haa miku, baby I am almost ready

He said giving a final look to himself while mihika smiled as her little sister ishita tucked her dupatta and adjusted her lehnga making her fully ready before she walked out giving the couple the privacy to talk.

Both began talking randomly whispering sweet nothings to the other and soon the topic got diverted to the issue of the evening, raman and ishita.

Mihir and mihika had met in college and fallen in love, their familes got to know about their relationship after a few years and after meeting the other, they decided to get the married. The couple was on cloud nine getting the acceptance from the family but an issue cropped up when they saw their siblings fighting like cats and dogs.

Raman was holding ishita's favourite teddy bear in his hand while she was trying to snatch it from him, he was busy teasing her saying she is childish to play with teddies while she held his hand and twisted it so tightly that he couldn't move it again. She pulled the teddy from him warning him not to touch her things. Raman's hand had got a sprain and he had to be taken to the doctor because of all this. Ishita was badly scolded by her mother for behaving like this with her sister's to be brother in law, something that angered her and she didn't even apologized to raman making him angry as well. That day onwards ishra were having such fights everytime they would meet, their parents were angry on them for behaving like this but they weren't listening to anyone and like mimi, their parents too were worried about the sangeet ceremony's peace.

Soon the sangeet started and the guests began arriving, first there was a performance by mihika's couins on "banno tera swagger" then mihir's friends danced on "viah karke pachtaya" and after that, mimi parents danced on "aye meri zoharzabi"

Everyone was dancing and enjoying while ishra were busy giving murderous glares to the other, if looks could kill, both would have died thousand times by now. Raman made a face seeing her, showed her tongue while she showed him her sandal signing she will beat him with the same, both were about to pass the other when her dupatta got struck in the button of his sherwani and she landed on him with a jerk. Realizing what just happened, she parted a little from him, he was about to help her but she pulled her dupatta so hard that his button broke making him more angry. He was about to give it back to her when his name was called for the dance and getting an idea in his mind, he dragged her along as well, whispering something to the DJ. A clueless ishita was lookinga around when the song played and raman started dancing signing towards her.

Ladki Kyon Na Jane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti
Sochti Hai Zyada, Kam Wo Samajhti Hai ..
Dil Kuch Kahta Hai, Kuchh Aur Hi Karti Hai
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti...
Sochti Hai Zyada...Kuch Aur Hi Karti Hai
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti...

Pyar Use Bhi Hai Magar Shuruat Tumhi Se Chahe
Khud Mein Uljhi Uljhi Hai Par Baloon Ko Suljhaye
I Mean We Are All The Same Yaar
Ham Achchhe Dost Hai Magar Us Nazar Se Tumko Dekha Nahin
Wo Sab To Theek Hai Par Is Baare Mein Maine Socha Nahin
Sabse Alag Ho Ye Kahke Paas Tumhare Aaye
Aur Kuchh Din Mein Tum Mein Alag Sa Kuchh Bhi Na Usko Bhaye
Uf Ye Kaisi Shirt Pehante Ho
Ye Kaise Baal Katate Ho, Gaadi Tez Chalate Ho
Tum Jaldi Mein Kyon Khate Ho, Give Me A Break!
Tumhein Badalne Ko Paas Vo Aati Hai
Tumhein Mitane Ko Jaal Bichati Hai
Baaton Baaton Mein Tumhein Phasati Hai
Pehle Hasati Hai Phir Bada Rulati Hai
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti...

Ishita got angry seeing his act and pushing him back, started dancing, she pulled him with his dupatta and began walking showing he is walking behind her

Itnaa Hi Khud Se Khush Ho To, Peeche Kyon Aate Ho
Phool Kabhi To Hazaar Tohfe Aakhir Kyon Laate Ho
Apna Naam Nahin Bataya Aapne
Coffee Peene Chaleingi Aap
Main Aapko Ghar Chhod Doon, Phir Kab Mileingi
Bikhra Bikhra Bematlab Sa, Toota Phoota Jeena
Aur Kahte Ho Alag Se Hain Hum Taan Ke Apna Seena
Bheega Toliya Kahin Farsh Pe
Toothpaste Ka Dhakkan Kahin Kal Ke Mauze Ulat Ke Pahne, Waqt Ka Kuch Bhi Hosh Nahin
Jeene Ka Tumko Dhang Sikhlati Hain
Tumhein Jaanvar Se Insan Banate Hain
Uske Bina Ek Pal Rah Na Sakoge Tum
Usko Pata Hai Ye Kah Na Sakoge Tum
Isliye Ladkiyan Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti...

Raman freed himself from her and giving her a murderous glare, continued

Jaane Koun Koun Se Din Wo Tumko Yaad Dilaye
Pyar Ko Chahe Bhool Bhi Jaaye, Tarikhe Na Bhulaye
First March Ko Nazar Milayee, Char April Ko Main Milne Aayee
Ikkis May Ko Tumne Chhua Tha, Chah June Mujhe Kuch Hua Tha

Ishita pushed him making him lose his balance and fall down. He gave her a glare and tried to pull her dupatta so she too falls with him but she just walked off uncared of everything making all laugh at him while he got angry seeing his plan failed.

Ladkon Ka Kya Hai Kisi Bhi Mod Pe Vo Mud Jayein
Abhi Kisi Ke Hain, Abhi Kisi Aur Se Vo Jud Jayein
Tumhare Mummy Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Hain, Great! Main Aa Jaon
Tumhari Friend Akeli Ghar Ja Rahi Hai, Bechari! Main Chhod Aaoon

Ek Haan Kahne Ko Kitna Tahlaati Hai
Thak Jaate Hain Hum Wo Jee Bahlati Hai
Wo Sharmati Hai Kabhi Chupati Hai
Ladki Jo Haan Kah De Use Nibhati Hai

Isliye Ladakiyan Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti...

Their dance ended, raman got up and both walked down the stage, their mothers walked to them angrily to scold them for their behaviour in front of the guests while mimi and their fathers too followed.

R -pagal madrasan, you broke the button of my sherwani and even pushed me off, how could you

He said angrily grabbing her by her arms while she too got angry and stomped his foot. Feeling pain, he left her immediately while she kept her hands on her waist getting into her JKR pose as she bit back.

I -and how dare you try to take my fav teddy, appa had given that teddy to me on my first birthday and it is with me since then, you broke it's eye, my teddy looks ugly now, all because of you

She said grabbing vase nearby trying to hit him making him scared.

R -arey chudail madrasan, have you lost your mind, it will hurt a lot if you hit me with this

He said taking the vase from her hand and instead handed her a pillow

R -le, hit me with this

He said coolly while ishita pushed him back again making him fall on the bed hurting his bum. He winced in pain while she began beating him with the pillow mercilessly.

I -how dare you call me chudail, bhoot kahin ke

R -I know ishita truth is always bitter, sorry but I can't call a witch a beautiful woman

He said making her angrier as she threw the vase his way but he saved himself bending at the right time. Raman began running around the room to save himself from the JKR's wrath. Their parents entered the room, ishita's amma began scolding her for her behaviour while raman's mother too started scolding him. Both were listening to their mothers scoldings silently like kids making mimi laugh inwardly at their plight.

Both were asked to apologize to the other, both looked at their mothers first and then at the other, exchanging deadly glares all over again but still apologized to the other and shook hands. Their parents walked out relived thinking they just sorted their fight while the moment they left, mimi turned to them to talk to them only to see them pulling the other's hairs.

I -I got scolded by amma all because of you ravan kumar

R -I too got scolded by maa because of you pagal madrasan, moti bhains (buffalo) kahin ki

I -how dare you call me fat

She said hitting him on his chest while he continued to tease her, call her by different names, mimi looked at the other and then at ishra, raman was running from her while she was throwing all that was coming in her hands on him, the pillow, the bedcovers, table lamp, vase, everything, the room was in a complete mess now but both were nowhere stopping their tom and jerry fight. Mimi tried to call them and stop their fight but mihir got a pillow on his face while mihika almost got saved from getting thrashed by a wooden showpiece. Both talked via signs and walked out of the room leaving ishra on their fights as they mumbled "ye dono nahi sudhrenge" and sighed helplessly hoping their marriage will pass on smoothly.

(these two will never change)

So that's all for the OS

Hope you liked it.. will be waiting for your reviews

LOVE

AKKU