Hey guys,
I bet u guys were waiting for sumthing from JRC...well, here I am back with the two heros of the..er...universe....
Anyway, this is before the syamvar, and JRC and PRC go to Kanuaj's palace, to play pranks on JC, just for kicks.
So, here's the scene:
On the way, (on horseback)
JRC: Par Prithvi, vahaan ke sipahi hume rokenge nahin?
PRC: Nahin, vo mere fans hai. Main unka friend hoon.
JRC: Agar vo change ho gaye.
PRC: Autograph se bribe kardenge.
JRC: Okay.
Half an hour later.
PRC: hello dosto!
Sainik: Oh hello shabji, ap hi ki rah dekh rahe the hum log.
PRC: Jaichand so gaye?
Sainik: Haan aur chachaji ko maine phirse ked khaane mein band kar diya.
PRC: Bohot acche. Iski keemat?
Sainik: Autographed photo.
PRC slyly slips in an autographed photo into the sainiks pocket.
Sainik: Thanks shabji. Bas, ab enter kariye, aur apna kaam shuru kariye.
JRC: Thanks man.
They enter the syamvar room.
PRC: Please, wallpaper...
JRC: Haan, ek second.
PRC: Okayz.
JRC pulls out his antennas and paper starts flowing from them. After 15 minutes JRC says:
Ready!
PRC: Wow, mujhe birthday ke liye yahi dena.
JRC rolls his eyes.
They set to work, putitng the wallpaper (which is the siggie of the syamvar) on all four walls. Just as they're about to finish, they hear footsteps.....
JRC: Us shabji Sainik ne to kaha tha.
PRC: Shut up! Aur chup jao.
After a few minutes, Sanyo appears out of no where.
PRC: Sanyogita?!
Sanyo: Prithvi tum, tum yahaan kya kar rahe ho?
Sanyo starts crying.
JRC: Aapke rone ki waja jaan saktaan hoon?
Sanyo: Haan, voh, main practice kar rahi thi. Voh kya hai naa, kleenex ki ad me mera chehra hoga. Isiliye, main practice kar rahi thi.
PRC: Accha, lekin aise tumhara makeup kharaab nahi hoga?!
Sanyo: Vahi to problem hai, isiliye-
Sanyo is interrupted by another pair of footsteps.
PRC and JRC: Jaldi, chup jao.
Kanyo enters
JRC: Kanyotita?! Tum yahaan.
Kanyo: yeh sawaal mujhe TUMSE poochna chahiye. TUM yahaan kya kar rahe ho?
JRC: Voh main, er...voh-
he's interrupted by the one and only... PRATHA!!!!!
Pratha:vaise mujhe time waste karna nahi pasand, isiliye mein main baat bata deti hoon.
Sanyo and Kanyo: Aur voh kya hai.
Pratha: Pehli to yeh he kitumne mere kapde abhi tak vaapis nahi kiye, isiliye mujhe voh vaapis chahiye. Voh kya hai naa, Samar ji aa rahe hain....
Prithvi raises his eyebrows.
Pratha: aur doosri baat, bhaiya, maa apko khaane le liye bula rahi hai, please CHALO.
PRC: Pratha, main mission pe hoon.
Pratha: I DON'T CARE. Aap is LADKI ke liye KHAANA miss karenge. SHARAM AATI HAI MUJHE APKO APNA BHAI BULATE HUYE!
Prithvi and Pratha start arguing. There is utter chaos. No one notices the soft muffling of footsteps until.......
*******TO BE CONTINUED**********
Well, definetly not my best, but, good enuf, for mild humour...enjoy!
