Haasil fun post:)) Some Bollywood tadka

Disclaimer:This post is solely for fun and Not to offend anyone.

Just random thoughts of mine, so no coherence is required, Haha. Plz bear this lame thing and don't throw ur chappals n sandals.

Suno suno tumko, sunati hoon yeh kahani
Fikar matt karo, yeh zyada nahi hai purani
Kyuki Haasil show hai, chai kam paani
Toh Yeh hai TE3N ki kahani, unki zubaani...

Toh bhaiyo(if any) aur behniyo
Gaaliyaan errr!!!! Mera matlab taaliyan
aayiye milte hain RanChalBir se
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Ranvir Raichand

Naam: Ranvir
Poora naam: Ranvir Raichand
Biwi:Anchal Ranvir Raichand
Bache: woh toh honge nahi shayad
Anchal se pyar: 2 mahine, 7 din aur yeh pandravan ghanta chaloo hai

Abhi meri kahani suno

Main sabse boloon ek hi baat
Main karta tha Anchal se pyar
Par Anchal ne pakda kabir ka haath
Aur
Sone jaisi shakal hai meri
Par kaala kaala mann
Main hoon, main hoon, main hoon
Main hoon, Psycho lover No1
No.1 nahi No.2
No.1 toh beyhadh wali Maya thi

Meri lover, kabir ki lover
Kabir ki lover, meri biwi
Meri biwi, meri dost
Haii rabba!!!! Siyaapa!!!!

Mera toh itna life khraab ho gya hai, itna life khraab ho gya hai, whaaa!!!! Awhaaa!!!
Adrak ho gaya hoon,
kabhi bhi psycho creep ban raha hoon
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Kabir Raichand


Ab main kya bataun apne baare mein

Main kabira,
Initially revenge ka maara,
junoon ka pitaara
Ranvir ka bhai pyara
Aur Anchal ka devar!!!!!!!!!!
Nahin, yeh nahi ho sakta!!!!

Nahin yeh ho nahi sakta k
Anchal meri bhabhi ban jaye
Aise hone se pehle
Meri shaadi ho jaaye...

In short meri kahani

Aao sunao apni prem kahani
Ek tha kabira aur ek thi Anchal diwani
Woh bhi patne lagi thi, main bhi fasne laga tha
Viewers samjhe nahi, yeh kya hone laga tha

Me: arreee bhai stop...hum abhi tak nahi samjhe k kya ho raha hai????
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Anchal Ranvir Raichand or..





Baandhi kamaria pe saari k
Aayi aab Anchal ki baari
Main Anchal hoon
Aur issi baat ka afsos hai (aur audience ko bhi)

Meri kahani toh suno

Anchal bechari kya kare
Thanda paani pee mare

Lover ka bhai pati hai
Pati ka bhai lover hai
In short
Pati dost hai par lover nahi
Devar lover hai par pati nahi
Toh phir asli pati kaun hai

Arre yeh toh KBC ho gya

Kaun hai Anchal ka asli pati
Jaan ne ke liye dekhiye "Haasil
Na bhi dekhoge k toh
kaun sa Trp girne wali hai
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Me:
Yeh sab choro,
Chalo chalo mudde ki baat karo
Parr Mudde ki baat toh show mein bhi nahi
Toh yahan kya hogi
Toh rehne do, choro bhi, jaane do yaar
Saanu ki...

At last arzzz kiya hai..

Filme banane wale, kya tere man mein samaii
Tune kaahe ko Haasil ki band bajaiii



PS: khichdi post inspired from
Haasil : ek khichdi
PSS: dialogues, songs are from/inspired from Bollywood movies.

God super hilarious 😆

Mera pati lover nhi but mera lover jo pati nhi 😆

Mai aanchal hu aur isi baat ka afsos ha 🤣 bechara

Devar is lover but pati is friend 😆 seriously kaha milega aisa relationship

Makers r breaking all stereotypes 😆

funny post.😆

OMG!!

This was hilarious..Ranvir's was the best

😆 😆 😆 OMG what a post haas haas ke pagal hogayi hoon 😆 😆 😆 even when ranvir turned negative i had some hopes but m slowly losing interest, i am a big fan of Nikita Dutta but her character Aanchal is a very big disappointed. The story kinda looks messed up at this point of time. Like ranvir fakes brain tumour n so that he doesnt get caught his operation is declared to be sucessful and aanchal is like now what will she do? Like wth,doesn't make sense. Grey is actually kabir's character only. I thought Ranvir is dark grey but he is completely dark now and Aanchal is positive, not even grey. Please dont tell me becoming modern and open makes one grey. Disappointed!

Hahahaha good one. I can't stop laughing😆

Originally posted by: _suchi_

God super hilarious 😆

Mera pati lover nhi but mera lover jo pati nhi 😆

Mai aanchal hu aur isi baat ka afsos ha 🤣 bechara

Devar is lover but pati is friend 😆 seriously kaha milega aisa relationship

Makers r breaking all stereotypes 😆

Thanks suchi for finding this hilarious.

Yes Anchal's relationship is so complex grey 😆 toh stereotypes toh break honge hi

Originally posted by: RubabNoor11D

Super Duper Hilarious post neezm. 😆😆

Mer sath reh k kafi hoshiyaar ho gai ho.😉😆

tumhary is post ki mein thori der mein band bajati hoon.😉

you are too good.😊

Thank u Nausheen 😆
Tumhari sangat ka asar toh hoga hi