Laughs -- Inheritance

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Last Tuesday I was in the doctor's waiting room and a young man came in with an expensive watch for the doctor.

'Thank you, thank you, thank you!' said the man, giving the doctor the expensive watch. 'This is a small token of my thanks for all your excellent treatment of my uncle.'

'But he died last week.' said the doctor.

'I know,; replied the young man. 'Thanks to your treatment I've just inherited five million pounds

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

What did the vampire doctor shout out in his waiting room?

'Necks please
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The woman went to see the doctor. She had a large flower growing out of the top of her head.

The doctor looked at the flower and said: 'That is quite remarkable. I've never seen anything like that before. But I'll soon cut it off.'

'Cut it off?' snapped the woman. 'I don't want the flower cut off. I just want it treated against green fly.'
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

While I was in the doctor's waiting room there was this tiny man only about six inches tall. Although he was there before me, he let me, he let me see the doctor first. I suppose he just had to be a little patient.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

'Doctor, doctor! Can you help me? My tongue keeps sticking out.'

'That's good. Now, if you can just lick these stamps...'
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

When the young man was being examined by the doctor he was asked: 'Does it burn when you pass water in the toilet?'

'I don't know,' replieed the young man, 'I don't think I'd dare hold a match to it.'

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