Officer: Bhabi thhhiss ???????????
Avni: lunch for Neil. is he in his office ?
the officer nodded in negative as he didn't want to die virgin in hands of his ACP. but before avni could react DD came and greeted her cheerfully.
DD: Bhabi why are you standing here please come in the office
Avni: but neil is not in the office
DD: says who
officer: is he back from patrolling i didn't know
DD: what patrolling dude you need a vacation
they enter neil's office who was busy sorting out some paper work
Neil: Avni what brought you here oh neela maa sent food again
Avni: no i cooked lunch for you today
that instant something told neil he might not live to see his billu
neil: you shouldn't have (figuring how to worm his way out of this deadly situation)
avni: its your favourite chicken makhni with chapati and veg pilau
DD felt his mouth was watering hearing chicken makhni
neil quickly invited him and told him to ask if anyone else is yet to have his lunch his plan was to gather as many officers as possible so everyone will get just 1-2 spoons or bites as that wil not be enough to kill anyone will probably give them diarrhea to the max.
DD called the other officer who tried to save neil's life by telling avni he is not in the office
avni served them food
DD was the only one excited to taste his bhabi's cooking rest two were saluting his sportsman spirit (imaginary)
neil was thinking ya what better way to go than this for DD
that officer started to see double and he could see his secret girlfriend dressed in white sobbing infront of his picture with garland hanging on it
nnnooo screamed the officer DD quickly shook his shoulder enough to snap him back to present
Avni: go on taste and tell me how it is
neil: we will have to live long enough to do that
Avni:what!!!!!!!!!!
neil: I mean boy am I hungry cant wait to try DD what are you waiting for go ahead
DD; lets tuck in
officer: (as quiet as possible) sir I am not even married yet
neil looked at him as saying how lucky
DD ate the first spoon and was pleasantly surprised
DD: wow bhabi its yummy go ahead you two its very tasty
officer :you even liked the tea rich in salt
DD: you are worrying for nothing trust me you will regret not eating this food
avni: worried !!
to be continued