Ok, bhootnis!! I just had a new dream!! Ok, here it goes:
This is how it starts:
Devinder and Katie are stuck in the Bermuda triangle and are screaming for help!! 😕😆So, Adi daadu comes and throws down a ladder from his helicopter and blows a trumpet, signaling them to start climbing!!😆Now, Devinder Katie get into a fight!! Devinder says, I will climb the ladder first, while Katie says, no I will go first you chota majnu.😆
Now, they start hitting each other, while Adi gets extremely annoyed. So, he commands his white goat to gaze outside the window and tell them to stop fighting. The goat then looks out and yells" Mehehe!!Maaaaaa...hhhaaahhaaaa...maaaa!!"Now this gives Katie madam a slight shock, she gets scared and hides behind Devinder. Devinder then asks her what her problem is, on which Katie tells him that a ram chagol ( dumb goat) is trying to scare her! Ram chagols are often aggressive, plus this ram chagol has sharp horns, which can harm them, therefore, she is now too scared to climb the ladder, and is now suffering from goat phobia, so it's better if you climb first!😆
Devinder gives a very confused expression and starts climbing. While climbing, one step (which was too naram) breaks off, and Devinder falls in the water on top of Katie! 😆Now Katie says he is just looking for bahaanas to seduce her and since she is very well aware of his motives, she will never fall for his do kauri ke tricks, and once again they get into a fight!This time, Adi himself comes and
yells" Abey O!! Prem panchiyaa!! Ye Burmuda triangle koi laraayi jhagre aur khullam khulla pyaar karneki jage nahi hai re!! Jaldi se oopar aao, warna aaj Yamraaj ke asthaanemei tum dono zaroor pohonch jaaoge! Aur der mat karo, kyu kii mere helicopter ke fuel khatam ho rahe hai!! Aur agar saare ke saare fuel khatam ho gaye to meri Sunidhi mom mujhe goat maha rashtra mei bhej denge!😡😆Now, without any delay, Devinder Katie climb up, and Adi drops them at Sheraton Hotel.😆
Scene change....
Singh mansion...
Devu and Kajju are busy in their bedroom playing jigsaw puzzles.😳They both are having a pillow fight, and suddenlly Devu grabs Kajju by her wrist and pulls her down on the bed and they start rolling!! Devu is then shown nuzzling her ears and Kajju giving out a delightful squeak..😳He then buries his face in her fragrant neck, and Kajju closes her eyes!! Just then, there's a knock at the door, and Devu gets very angry, and curses the door!😆He then tells Kajju: mei dekhta hu", and opens the door, and finds Kaacon mayiyya standing there with a vaastav ka teeka on her forehead and a smile on her face and staing at Devu with her wide eyes, as if she has watched a comedy movie.😕
Devu: Kya hai? (with an annoyed expression) Ye koi waqt hai humhe disturb karneka?😡You know very well, that I love to eat up my barfi! Then why at this time? khaama khaa you destroyed the most beautiful moment of my life!😡😳
Kekta: Wo kya hai ki mere pyaare viewers mere hi khelaaf hogaye, aur mere saas bahu saazish shows ko rokneke liye, they even went for a morcha!! Sab keh rahe hai: gali gali mei shoar hai, saas bahu bore hai.😭😆Aur Kaacon ka bhi to haalat bohot khraab hai, since her show didn't turn out to be a grand success, because of the kmhs.😆So, that's why me and Kaacon are thinking of something different and unique, which will satisfy the viewers.
You see, Sony ka haal bohot khraab hai, lekin ussmei ek show hai jis per iss waqt trp ki barsaat ho rahi hai. Aur wo show hai: Simply Health!😛So, me and kaacon are thinking of making a health show on goats, and that will be the most drastically different show in Indian Television!! Aur usse humaari trp bohot barhegi!!Goats ke baaremei ek health show launch karneke liye humhegoats ke baaremei information chahiyye, jo humaare paas nahi hai.
You see, Kaacon ji ke fans ne unhe itne saare emails bheje (ye bataaneke liye ki DK ka sattyanaas matt karo) ke unke computer naa, zindagi bhar ke liye kharaab hogaye, aur mera bhi wohi haal hai! You see, I am an expert in separating the lovebirds and that's why mere bhi computer mei itne emails aaye, itne emails aaye, ki emails aate aate, mere computer mei laakho karoro viruses ghus gaye aur isse mere computer ke bheje ka I mean CPU ka intekaal ho gaya hai! Aur ab mei goats ke baaremei internet se jaankaari nahi le sakti!😭To isi liye mei tumhaari chaukhat per dastak de rahi hu, jaankaari ke liye!😛
Devu: Dekhiye Ekta ji, mei koi dood wale ka pota nahi hu, aur isi liye mujhe goats ya gayiyyo ke baaremei kuch nahi maloom, and now I better go back to my barfi. Bye Bye!He is about to close the door, when Kekta ji stops him and says
Kekta: Nahi nahi, mei tumse jaankaari haasil karne nahi aayi, balki mei to kaajjal se milne aayi thi. You see, wo Moussourie se hai, aur Moussourie mei rehte waqt she used to spend ample amount of time with her pyaare white goats. In one episode, I even saw her in Adi's goatfarm, hugging and kissing a goat, by placing it on her lap. To mujhe usse goat's life cycle and goat psychology ke baaremei kuch sawaal karne hai! 😛😆She goes in and starts asking Kaajjal.
Kekta: So Kaajjal, tell me which goats are the best and why? What do they love to eat and drink? do they love jigsaw puzzles?😆How long can a goat live? i have seen some male goats with long beard, so do their owners shave the beards at least once a month? Did you ever eat goat biriyani, while living in Moussourie?How do the goats take a bath? Do they like rasgulla or Gaajar ka halwaa?Come on..tell me! Tell me the answers god raise it!😕😆I need it for my goat health show!😡😭😆
Just then Kaacon ji lands up, and says: X cuse me! Ekta ji, aap yaha in dono ko disturb kyu kar rahe hai?In donoko disturb karnese Kaajjal ki Gannu bhayiyya humaare naye show ko successful nahi hone denge ji! Isi liye achchaa yehi hoga ki hum inhe akela choarde, aur isse humhe sawaab milenge!😛Aur viewers bhi khush honge aur finally mere chaukhat per phir se trp ki barsaat hogi.😛Ekta and kaacon then go into their dream world of trps.
Ok, next day...it's ITA and now Sanjay leela Bhansali has come to present the best story writer award, and the award goes to Kaacon Sethi! Kaacon then walks on the red carpet, goes up to the stage, where sanjay puts a diamond crown on her head!😛
Just then Ekta lands up there and says: Nahi ye taaj meraa hai! She then starts showing some good tracks and scenes from her shows, which attracts the viewers and they start taking Ekta ji's side.
Kaacon ji: Nahi nahi nahi!! Ye nahi ho sakta!! 😭Sabse zyada aur sabse pyaare kmhs to mere kaajjal show mei the. To phir Ekta hi kyu? 😭
Just then, Devinder Katie land up there and say: Kyu kii ussi show mei aapne sabse fav jori ka sattyanaash kardiya tha!😆Aur phir humhe galat fehmiyo ki duniya mei bhej di, ye kehkar ki hum DK reincarnated version hai.Lekin, achaanak aasmaan mei bijli karki aur phir ek chamatkaar hui, jiske wajese DK aasmaan se tapak kar waapas Singh mansion pohonch gaye!😛
Kaacon: Dekho dekho Devinderbeta, aur meri laadli Katie beti!Please samajh ne ki koshish karo ki ye taaj, ye shaan, in sabka haqdaar sirf tumhaari Kaacon aunty hai.😛Kekta ji to aat saalo se top per hai. Beta, mujhe bhi to top per hona chahiyye!😛
Devinder Katie: To phir theek hai. aaj issi manch per aap dono ki nrittya hogi, aur jo Nach Baliye Winner se achchaa nachega, wohi iss taaj ka haqdaar hoga!😛so, Kekta and Kaacon go into the dressing room, and Kaacon wears Maadhuri's aaja Nachle outfit (that gorgeous lehenga) and Kekta wears Aishwariya's beautiful outsfit (from Umraao Jaan, when Aishwariya was dancing to the song Tumhaari mehfil)😆
now the big dhamaaka:
It's Kekta's turn!All the lights are switched off, and she's standing at the middl of the manch. The music starts:
Mei albeli ghoomu akeli..koi paheli hu mei..
Aur Kekta then acts like a chulbuli chirpy girl. She goes to the goats, and starts dancing, by picking one up. She holds the goat with one hand, and puts up her other hand to do some om shanti om moves .😆Then a hara bhara farm with green grasses is shown in the background, and Kekta is going around, laughing, giggling, playing with goats. Then picks up a kalash and starts twirling it around...when
mei albeli ghoomu akeli is again heard.
She starts twirling it, she twirls twirls twirls and the kalash eventually slips out of her hand and falls and breaks on Yash Chopra sitting in the audience, and he faints, and Ekta falls down on the ground too, since she was spinning along with the kalash, and her head starts to spin and she also faints!😕
Next:
It's Kaacon's turn:
She is standing at the center of the manch, and some colourful lights illuminate the background of the manch. then the music starts:
Pardesiyaa...pardesiyaa..
Upon hearing this, Kaacon goes around the manch and it looks like as if she is really looking for her pardesi friend!!😆
ye sach hai piya! Sab kehte hai meine tujko dil dediya..
she puts her right hand on her dil and winks at Vishal Bhardwaaj!!😆Vishaal ji then sharmofies and drinks water😆
mei kehti hu tu ne meraa dil leliyaa..
she blushes and looks down, and tries to do some Rakhi Sawant moves.😆 All of a sudden she runs away from the stage, and all of a sudden she too faints.😕
Now, both of them get admitted to Dr. Dev's clinic, by Devinder Katie and after sometime Dr. Dev comes out and says that chinta ki koi baat nahi, they were suffering from Taaj haasil karo fever, but now they have got the treatment, and will be discharged after 2 days!!😛Dr. Dev then goes home to his barfi, and as soon as he enters his room, the award function people come in with two crowns and place it on DK's heads!!😆they say that, neither of them (kaacon or Ekta ji) are getting the crowns, because Dk are the best, and they have won the best jori award. DK are then shown sitting on a loveseat, and Kajju resting her head on DPS's shoulder!!😳Later at night, they go back to their bedroom, and continue playing their jigsaw puzzles. The moon shines, and all the candles are blown out by the wind!!😳
The end!!😃
To kaisa laga mera latest dream?😛
Zareen.
Mangal Lakshmi
Tu Juliet Jatt Di
Geet - Hui Sabse Parayee
