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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.

"You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work.

By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.

"What took you so long to answer?"

"I was in bed."

"What were you doing in bed this late?"

"Getting a second opinion."

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

If it is dry - add moist; if it is moisten - add dryness. Congratulations, now you are a dermatologist.

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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Patient to the eye doctor: "Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain."

"Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking."

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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."

The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" and the man replies, "No, just spots."

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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.

Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?

Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.

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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc.,
when she interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm a vet -- I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what's wrong just by looking. Why can't you?"

The doctor nodded, looked her up and down, wrote out a prescription, and handed it to her and said, "There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to have you put down."