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Posted: 20 years ago
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Mahika delivers a healthy boy. DK tries to be a good father to his son. Few years passes by. DK decided that it was time to teach his son how to say prayers, so he spent a few nights teaching the son the basics. After the kid had learned them well enough to say on his own, DK instructed him that after he was done with the prayers each night, he was to choose someone special and ask for God's blessing for that person.

Well, little kids don't always realize that their pets aren't a person, so the first night the little boy said his prayers, he ended with "And God, please bless my puppy." DK thought that it was pretty cute. However, the next morning the little dog ran out the door and was killed by a car.

That night the little kid asked God to bless his cat when the prayers were finished. And, sure enough, the next morning the cat slipped out and took on the biggest dog in the neighborhood and became breakfast. DK had started to make a connection here, but decided that it was just coincidence.

But when the kid asked God to bless his goldfish, DK couldn't wait for morning so that he could check up on it. As soon as he looked in the bowl, he saw the fish floating upside down on the top.

That night the little kid ended with "God, please give an extra special blessing to my father." DK couldn't sleep. He couldn't eat breakfast in the morning. He was afraid to drive to work. He couldn't get any work done because he was petrified. Finally quitting time came and he walked home, expecting to drop dead any minute.

When he arrived home, the house was a mess. Mahika was lying on the couch still dressed in her robe. The dishes from breakfast were still on the table and DK was furious. He started yelling at her, telling her that he had the worst day of his life and she hadn't even gotten dressed.

She looked at him and said, "Shut up! My day was worse. The mailman had a heart attack on our front porch!"

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Posted: 20 years ago
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L0L.........NISU u neva fail to make every friday Funny 😆 ......... dat waz reli hilarious 😆 ......Keep it up Gal 👏

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Posted: 20 years ago
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Thanx Nisu

That was indeed hilarious 😆 😆 God Bless DK 😉 😆 😆
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Posted: 20 years ago
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😆 😆 Good one Nisu 😆 😆

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Posted: 20 years ago
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that was really funny, thanks.
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Posted: 20 years ago
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😃 Well done and thanks Nisu, that was quite hilarious.
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Posted: 20 years ago
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thanks Nisu 😆 that was good
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Posted: 20 years ago
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😆 that was fab nisu ... ur funny friday post is a great start into the weekend ...keep it up 👍🏼
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Posted: 20 years ago
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loooooooooooool Nisu, u neva fail 2 impress 😉 looooooooool....that was very funny 👏
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Posted: 20 years ago
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Thanx Mems 😆 dat was funny

These bhai;s address will come in handy 😉

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