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Now that I'm watching Ishqiya regularly - ek two-rupee Take 5 toh banta hai.
1. Varsity Bitwa and bitiya were nominated to the Apple Board of Directors for breaking their millionth iPhone, and jointly keeping the stock price afloat. Last heard - Tim Cook was trying to learn the lyrics for O Jaana.
2.Junior Varsity (JV) bitwa is now a sardar trying to woo his Bareilly ki sardarni, but the lack of basic amenities like 3000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets, air conditioning and chilled bottles of Evian are causing michmichi. Waisey he's been in the same sweater for 2 days now without deodorant, which oughta be a bigger problem than bitiya's gussa.
3. Little League bitwa is now ruthless tycoon, bent on persecuting brave yet hapless Little League bitiya. How does I know this? His eyes are slitted, and only ruthless tycoons with dard-e-dil slit their eyes quite like that. Once bitwa's happy-go-lucky "shaddup Rudra" avatar returns, then eyes will return to normal shape and size and bitwa and bitiya will be back to playing fix-the-nalki.
4.Pretender-interloper bitwa tried to get his hair (and attitude) styled exactly like Varsity bitwa. Unfortunately - both are a spectacular misfire and need baalti full of paani straight to the face...to ditch that fake tadi. Maybe his biwi-who's-currently-playing-parayi-aurat will do the honors.
5. Senior citizen gang wanted to romance with flowing sarees while singing Yash Chopra songs in Switzerland. But after labor union negotiations - Gul wonly agreed to Mumbai mein Goa. So expect Oberoi Mansion to be decorated like Goa hotel on Monday, while Dadi-Manager says - BHELCOMES.
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