Laughs -- Busness Know How

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Posted: 17 years ago
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Two men are flying in a captive balloon. The wind is ugly and they come away from their course and they have no idea where they are. So they go down to 20 m above ground and ask a passing wanderer. "Could you tell us where we are?"
"You are in a balloon."

So the one pilot to the other:

"The answer is perfectly right and absolutely useless. The man must be an economist"

"Then you must be businessmen", answers the man.

"That's right! How did you know?"

"You have such a good view from where you are and yet you don't know where you are!"

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Posted: 17 years ago
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

An elderly economics professor is standing at the shallow end of the campus pool. A Coed is standing at the deep end taking pictures. She suddenly drops the camera into the pool. Then she motions for the professor to come to her. He goes and she asks him to retrieve the camera. He agrees and dives in and retrieve its.

Upon returning he says to her, "Why did you ask me to retrieve the camera when there were many younger and more athletic males closer to her?" She replied, "Professor you seem to forget that I'm in your Econ I class, and I don't know anyone who can go down deeper, stay down longer and come up drier than you."
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.


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Posted: 17 years ago
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

When drawing up the guest list for a dinner party, inviting more than 25% economists ruins the conversation.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Economics Is The Painful Elaboration Of The Obvious.

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