Laughs -- Speed Limit

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.


I pride myself on being patient when teaching driver education, something I have done for 30 years. I have encountered many, many students, who didn't seem to be able to hit the floor with their hat. But one incident was just too much.

I had a sweet young thing behind the wheel for the first lesson of the semester. She had volunteered to go first and seemed ready to show the other two kids how well she could drive. We left the rural school and started toward town.

As we approached the first stop sign, the young lady gave no sign that she saw it. We got closer, but she still did not slow down. Finally, I used the "teacher's brake" pedal, on my side of the car, to get us stopped.

When I asked her why she didn't slow down to stop for the stop sign, she replied, "but, Mr. Smith, the speed limit is 35 ALL the way to the stop sign!"

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.


The teacher was warning the class about the dangers of going to in cold weather insufficiently clad. "There was one a boy," he said, "who was so eager to go out and play with his sled that he didn't put a coat or scarf on; he caught a chill, the chill led to pneumonia and he died!"

The teacher paused to allow the moral of this story to sink in, when a small voice said, "What happened to the sled ….?"
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.


"What did your mother do yesterday morning. Vicky?"

"She done her shopping, ma'am."

"Done her shopping, Vicky? Where's your grammar?"

"She done her shopping as well, ma'am."
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.


Teacher : Why are you late, Frank?

Frank : Because of the sign.

Teacher : What sign?

Frank : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.


Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald : H I J K L M N O.

Teacher : What are you talking about?

Donald : Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.


Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write a composition on the subject of
Baseball

Jonah: Here's my paper

Teacher: Jonah, you spent only one minute writing your essay Lets hear what you wrote

Jonah: Game called off on account of rain

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