A joke to cheer you up.(16+)

Guys this is a joke-not real-unlike my accurate breaking news:

Our own Jay & Veeru(Qazi & Rex) are going on a hiking trip n a thick jungle,their jeep breaksdown & they continue into the jungle on foot & get lost. Its dark & our heroes are scared-so they take a nap.

They wake up & find themselves tied to a pillar,without clothes-with some strange junglees(all of whom are men) dance around them merrily.They are really-really scared.

The chief comes to them & says you have two choices,uddu buddu or death.

Our heros ask-what is uddu buddu? The chief says -we cant tell you that.

The chief asks Rex first.uddu buddu or death?

Rexy thinks carefully & says to himslef uddu buddu,no matter what it is cant be worse than death-so uddu buddu.

The moment he utters this-all the junglee men form a line & one by one they (you know) Rexy. Rexy is as good as dead & looks like a zinda laash.

Then comes Qazi's turn-Qazi says to himself.No-I'll not let these gay monsters lay an hand on me,I'll die with honur-thats what Qazi is all about-Mein ise challenge ki tarah loonga-So he says-I'll choose death.

Chief: "Ok,but first uddu buddu"

Please note-this is not for/against qazi or rex fans.this is to ease the tention between the two so cheer up.

hey,if is open to ages 13+,n it was for 18+,not 16+,anyways anything for gud humour

Originally posted by: badachatri2008

Guys this is a joke-not real-unlike my accurate breaking news:

Our own Jay & Veeru(Qazi & Rex) are going on a hiking trip n a thick jungle,their jeep breaksdown & they continue into the jungle on foot & get lost. Its dark & our heroes are scared-so they take a nap.

They wake up & find themselves tied to a pillar,without clothes-with some strange junglees(all of whom are men) dance around them merrily.They are really-really scared.

The chief comes to them & says you have two choices,uddu buddu or death.

Our heros ask-what is uddu buddu? The chief says -we cant tell you that.

The chief asks Rex first.uddu buddu or death?

Rexy thinks carefully & says to himslef uddu buddu,no matter what it is cant be worse than death-so uddu buddu.

The moment he utters this-all the junglee men form a line & one by one they (you know) Rexy. Rexy is as good as dead & looks like a zinda laash.

Then comes Qazi's turn-Qazi says to himself.No-I'll not let these gay monsters lay an hand on me,I'll die with honur-thats what Qazi is all about-Mein ise challenge ki tarah loonga-So he says-I'll choose death.

Chief: "Ok,but first uddu buddu"

😆 nice joke per muje ik bat nhe samaj aii yai UDDU BUDUU he kya 😕😕😕

i think the death sentence goes more like - uddu buddu till death.... 😆 but anyhow i think that the (not-so) 😉 innocent kids esp. girls of this forum can avoid these kind of jokes as raghav rightly said that the forum is open for 13 and up and this joke is more of a 16/18+ joke.. oh well.. anyways considering the language going on arround this one is atleast for fun