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Posted: 18 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

BROKER: The person you trust to help you make major financial decisions. Please note the first five letters of this word spell Broke.

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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried. The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

What's the difference between buying a lottery ticket and buying a penny stock?

In the first case, you help finance the local community swimming pool
In the second case, you help finance the stock promoters' home pool.

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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Losing Money: a Bull or a Bear

"I hear that you drop some money in Wall Street. Were you a bull or a bear?"

"Neither, just a plain simple ass."

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Posted: 18 years ago

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Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

October Stockmarket Crash:
Which is most dangerous month?

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

Mark Twain

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