IPKS3E34 LU - Chandni Bani Star Parivar Beti/Bahu

Moonlight Bitiya will henceforth be awarded the moniker HarishChandni the female version of HarishChandra. Apparently both NEVER EVER EVER EVER LIE...

EVVVERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Visit from the Stork - And a baby dropped straight from Heaven into the pallu joola of Man mad Dunce Sister 2

But But But the baby tripped out of the pallu & landed into the godh of HarishChandni

And From the Godh straight onto the doorsteps of Orphanage

Cross Talk - And this is how Sabun wala MUs are born. Bitwa thinks Baby is Bitiya's. Me thinks I need to jump into Bay of Bengal.

Inky Pinky Ponky

Meghu had a Baby

Chandi had a brain fade

Got an entry in orphanage made

Baby Cried

Chandi Cried

TRPs dried

Logic Died

CVs tried

Inky Pinky Ponky

Despicable YOU - Says our Hotwa in his ritual midnight tete ta tete with HarishChandni

Maggie Brand Ambassador - Since Nestle folks are at Gul's throat like debtors at Evil Mom's our Maggie brand ambassador yet again makes noodles for evil mom

But mom apparently likes only Hakka Rice Noodles. BHAM deposits the entire plate load into the trash bin

Waterworks - Sniff Sniff Sob Sob Look I am the ABLA NAARI. Sniff Sniff Sob Sob Mom doesnt love me. Sniff Sniff Sob Sob PP Baba is creepy but Let me take a bullet for the team.

Mom I hate PP

Mom I love you

Mom I hate PP

But mom I love you

Let me get ready in the new nightmare that Coco Chanel dreamed up

Skips away to get ready for the Saghai

And audience get ready to do Bidhai of the show

Kostin of the Day 1 - Was HarishChandni born stupid or she just had a few Bad Hair Days

Kostin of the Day 2 - Has Barun & the rest of the cast seriously kidnapped the Wardrobe angel

Kostin of the Day 3 - Will US Homeland security classify HarishChandni's knuckle busters as Grade A combat weapon

Kostin of the Day 4 - Did the stork visit PP's mom as well or she has PP baba's dad hidden somewhere in the deep dungeons

Math Problem of the Day for Rowdy Professor - Compute & Determine which is heavier. Mama's wig, Shagun Maasi's makeup, HarishChandani's knuckle bustler, PP's mom's neck gear, Evil Mom's ear Burj Khalifa or combined IQ of the Haveli waasis

There is God SOMETIMES - No Shikha today

Verdict - Disastrous Train Wreck THIS!

😕 The baby drama was completely unnecessary ! is it going to fetch trps since inane stories are always topping the charts. Let's see. For now my mind is reeling from WU.

Originally posted by: amortentia15

😕 The baby drama was completely unnecessary ! is it going to fetch trps since inane stories are always topping the charts. Let's see. For now my mind is reeling from WU.

Just for FEW TRPs MORE. But will TRP aunties give this train wreck their blessings. Only time will tell!

Originally posted by: mainkyanaamdoon

Anju ji

love your writimg.

caught up with episodes including today's and the day before one was nice . yesterdays didnt like that much in later parts and todays well!!

My head is going gol gol like jelebi!

Sorry! Anju ji. This serial is not my cup of tea (nor coffee).Will drop by sometimes to read all your fun updates and maybe watch some scenes of our hotwa but this is bye bye for me.

I feel ur pain Bitiya. In fact they ve even reduced scenes of Bitwa. Guess they want to concentrate on the evil step mom - dumb daughter angle more to win the hearts, kidneys & livers of TRP aunties. I am still undecided. Mind says Say no Hello Hi but only Bye Bye. Heart says Dhak Dhak Bitwa hai na...

Let's see where this goes...

Originally posted by: Angels11

Just for FEW TRPs MORE. But will TRP aunties give this train wreck their blessings. Only time will tell!

Originally posted by: ranjitha

I have decided.. I can never ever connect with this lady, period.

I am sorry , but she sounds stupid, with zero self respect and I can never ever support such people.

I am too upset to even analyse the rest of the episode.

On a side note, I think the new promo's intensity was brought down by ST's crying tone. I have nothing against her, but I hope the makers know by now that she doesn't cry well, so why would they let her sob in one of the most important promos ?

I ve been telling from the beginning. Chandni's character is the weakest link in this show. And Shivani doesnt shine in emotional tear jerker scenes. But they immediately stamp us as Bashers or PRATHAM fanatics

Originally posted by: amortentia15

Pata nehi! I really don't know what they are thinking! How was Barun today?

Juhi there were hardly any scenes for Barun. CVs want to focus on this evil step mom - Dumb daughter angle to milk the TRPs. Might backfire badly on them!

Baby drama was so unecessary man,what are they even thinking,they could have brought this after shaadi why now.Plzz gul give this harneet chick some rest,hire some new writer who can do justice to the show,She always writes bizzare tracks.