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They aren't new guys..or at least I don't think they are...but I got them from a different source...thought I would share!!
Riddle:
What goes oom oom oom?----------------------------------A cow going backwards.
Joke"---
A man that hates runnin errands:
In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart that contained a screaming, bellowing baby.
The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."
A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son Albert."
The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."
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