Laughs -- Business Owner

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.


Accountant and the Business Owner

There once was a business owner who was interviewing people for a division manager position. He decided to select the individual that could answer the question "how much is 2+2?"
The engineer pulled out his slide rule and shuffled it back and forth, and finally announced "It lies between 3.98 and 4.02".

The mathematician said "In two hours I can demonstrate it equals 4 with the following short proof."

The attorney stated "In the case of Svenson vs. the State, 2+2 was declared to be 4."

The trader asked "Are you buying or selling?"

The accountant looked at the business owner, then got out of his chair, went to see if anyone was listening at the door and pulled the drapes. Then he returned to the business owner, leaned across the desk and said in a low voice "What would you like it to be?"

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Laughs


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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

An American businessman sent one of his Advertising/ Marketing people to Rome to try and get the Pope to record "Give us each our daily coke." The P.R. man came back empty handed. He had offered the Pope $500,000 dollars and had been turned down. His boss commented, "Turned down half a million bucks! I wonder how much the bakeries are paying him?"
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men he said he couldn't increase my pay, but if I told him the names of the three men he'd fire them.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.


My husband's business is rather up-and-down - he makes yo-yos.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough. They made him hand back his keys to the executive toilets, return his company credit card, give back his company car, and even give back his ulcer!
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds - now he owes fifty-five million.
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lol ! that exactly what accounts do 😊 😊
PS Laughter is the best medicine

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