Laughs -- Iron And Steel

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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

I once knew a couple who were in the iron and steel business - she did the ironing, while he went out stealing.

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Or you can say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one seems to care these days and I have all these problems, my sciatica is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . ." When they try to get back to the sales process, just continue on with telling about your problems.

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

If the person / Sales says he's Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask him to spell his name, then ask him to spell the company name, then ask where it is located. Continue asking personal questions or questions about the company for as long as necessary.

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

This one works better if you are male: Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with Canter and Siegel services....

You: "Hang on a second." (few seconds pause) "Okay, (in a really husky voice) what are you wearing?"

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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Crying out, in well-simulated tones of pleasure and surprise, "Judy!! Is this really you? I can't believe it! Judy, how have you BEEN?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where the heck she could know you from.

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