Posted:
Chandrakanta's new FB status:
Relationship Status: Engaged to Virendra Singh
V, Padvika, RG, Jai Singh, Champa, Chapla, Jai Aditya, Taramati, Tej Singh, Marich likes this.
Comments:
RG: Congo, mere baccho. Maine ye miss kar diya.
V: Shaadi abhi baaki hai, honewaali saasuma.
JA: Congo bhaiyya and honewaali bhabhi. Kaash main bhi vaha hota.
V: Tum shaadi tak swasth hokar jarur aa jaoge.
SD: Ye nahi ho sakta.
V: Ye ho gaya hai.
Kroor Singh: Kambakht, ye kaise ho gaya?
CK: Jaise hona chaahiye tha, Chachaji.
KS: Meri umar itni bhi jyaada nahi hai ki main kisi ka chacha kehlaun.
V: Chandrakanta, sagaai to ho chuki hai. Apna vaada poora karo ab. Yahi sahi samay hai.
CK: Yaha sabke saamne? Yaha tumhaari maa aur mere pitaji bhi hai.
V: Thik hai, chhat pe apna vaada poora karo.
CK: Haan chalo.
KS: Kambakht, he dono kya karnewaale hai?
V: Lip lock aur kya?
SD: Ye kuch jyaada ho raha hai.
CK: Tum to aise react kar rahe ho jaise ki hum suhaagraat manaane jaa rahe hai.
SD: Amaanav, tum kaha ho? Roko inn dono ko.
Amaanav: Sorry maharaj, yaha traffic jam hai. Main beech raaste me hu.
SD: Useless ho tum.
Mrs. Amaanav: Mere pati ko kuch kaha to main tera biryani banaakar khaa jaungi. Tere jaisa handsome aadmi bahot tasty lagega.
SD: Sorry didi, mujhe maaf karna.
Chapla: Yuvraj kitne romantic hai. Kaash Tej bhi itna romantic hota.
Tej: Mujhse akele me milo, Chapla. Fir main tumhe bataaunga ki main kitna romantic hu.
Chapla: Tej, mujhe sharam aa rahi hai. Main nahi milungi tumse.
Tej: Chapla, tum mujhe akele me nahi mili to main yahi tumhe sabke saamne kiss karunga go bhi lips pe.
Champa: Roka kisne hai, honewaale jeeju? Go on.
Chapla: Nahi nahi, main aa rahi hu tumhaare saath.
Tej: That's like my good girl.
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