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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The kindergarten teacher was standing outside her room as the children entered one morning. Along came little David, deliberately winking his left eye.

"Why, David," said the teacher, "are you winking at me?"

"No, just got my turn signal on," David replied, making a neat left turn into his room.

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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The absent-minded professor paused to chat awhile with one of his students, then asked, "Which way was I going when I stopped to talk to you?''
"That way,'' the student pointed.
''Good,'' said the professor, ''then I've had my lunch."

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

1960s ARITHMETIC TEST: "A logger cuts and sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is four-fifths of that amount. What is his profit?"
'70s new-math test: "A logger exchanges a set (L) of lumber for a set (M) of money. The cardinality of Set M is 100. The Set C of production costs contains 20 fewer points. What cardinality of Set P of profits?"
'80s "dumb down" version: "A logger cuts and sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost is $80, his profit is $20. Find and circle the number 20."
'90s version: "An unenlightened logger cuts down a beautiful stand of 100 trees in order to make a $20 profit. Write an essay explaining how you feel about this as a way to make money. Topic for discussion: How did the forests and squirrels feel?"

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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!

Pupil: What ?, and get bitten!

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?

Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!