Shivani Shirali strikes with a vengeance.

She lulled us into a false sense of hope over the first week that he may, just may be bakshoed from her maniacal zeal to dress all of Char Dhaam edifices in Nautanki reject costumes (and I do use the term loosely, very loosely, because even Maganlal Dresswalla would baulk at stocking most of what she puts out). But, hamari phooti kismat... Those stills we'd been surreptitiously fed all came to pass in HD glory on our screens 16 ghante pehle.
This be her version of urbane and suave England returned bitwa. All spruced up for the Terrace MU (uh Terrace = MU, for hamesha okay) and the staircase trip fall catch. One look at the Scotland wala stamp in his passport(clearly the decision of the Scots to remain in the UK is neither here nor there where artistic licence is concerned, smh) and her dimaag ki batti went off.
A peek in said dimaag for your delectation ladies-
July in the UK => bright yellow thing in the sky => general exodus of man and woman to the nearest green patch to roast themselves to a frightful sight => sustenance needed to continue basting => picnic basket summoned => open, remove blanket to place it on...
Stop, stop, stop!!!! Picnic blanket!!! Yes!!!! Oh my God, Har Har Mahadev, I am such a genius!!! Gul, ye baat sirf aap samajhte hai *weeping khushi ke aansoon* This, then is what I will use for ASR ka suitwa!!!! It will be so in the moment. And it will shut up all those crushing me over my floral adventures. And, you know what, I think I'll add a streak of gold to his shoes as a little symbolism for the sun, as a signature for the root of my inspiration, because after all that's what got the good people of England out in the first place. Ergo...

