On 25th July 2017
Jyo is invited to Koffee with Karan episode as a guest, with most reality shows going "aam aadmi" way ... KJo also decided to call one among from us to grace his "Opening episode" of his 6th Season
*in the studio *
* Jyo walked in lehraoin her pallu and showing her sexy back*
Karan :So Jyo I can call you that ? *wondering if he could launch her and kill all the nepotism talk*
Jyo: yeah sure *wondering which beta beti she will be sharing the couch with*
Karan :How does it feel to be on this special couch ?
Jyo: errmm... It feels like watching a Con-Less daily soaps on prime time with added trp masala..
Karan *sort of taken aback* : so what exactly is this whole con masala and trp drama in television?
Jyo: well, Karan its actually trp masala and Consummation drama.. (Thinking- *isko yeh bhi nahi pata and asking me questions on Con* nods head. will give him reply on his own language) .. You see its basically like Bollywood Awards where Celebrities walk with awards despite being less deserving.
Karan :*thinking* Ohh she might be talking about the recent Awards, I better deviate the questions or else she will start the long essay- So Jyo if you don't mind Can I just ask this white saree and this whole sexual diva, where does it come from? I want to know where all this sex appeal comes from?
Jyo: You see Karan this is something I have in me naturally. Its not like I will try and do it. Like this white saree and the whole looking sexy business. But yeah I can give some credit to my long standing love for soap consummation where You can always see actress in sheer sarees and backless cholis..
KRK: Thanks Karan.. Actually I am very happy to share the couch with Jyo ji as we both share the same passion of doing film review. However Jyo ji, Aaap mere tarah Youtube channel create kyun nahi karti? Waise hi aap ke inne sare chahane wale hai twitter aur India-forums pe.
Jyo: Ji suggestion ke liye sukriya. But I think I have to give it a pass. Wasie bhi I do whole Zee tv ka kaam in IF and twitter pe Rashmi Sharma Productions ko feedback, Facebook pe har movie ka review and upar se apna khud ka care karna.. You see it will be a bit tight schedule if I start YT channel. And I don't want to compete with you Kaamal ji.
Karan: So KRK and Jyo you both can discuss about expanding your film review business after the show. But this is the time for our much awaited rapid fire round. So who will go first
Kaamal: Hum to ladies first mein believe karte hain tohh Jyo ji please pehle aap..
Karan: So here we go.. Jyo One thing you would like to change about the daily soap today?
Jyo: Definitely the Con scenes.. It used to be more bold during Kumkum days these days we are getting more into Wifi Cons and I think its pathetic.
Karan: React to the following?
Uma Shankhar ka Kurtha
Jyo: I think its too tight.
Karan: Critics in India
Jyo: Kaamal R Khan
Karan: Award ceremonies in India
Jyo: Nepotism Nepotism Nepotism
Karan: Rashmi Sharma
Jyo: Saath Nibhana Saathiya
Karan: Iconic Khan of the Industry
Jyo: Aamir Khan
Karan: Best VFX in television
Jyo: Chandrakanta
Karan: Kiss, Marry or Hookup
Uma Shankhar, Prince Virendra, Dr. Anand
Jyo: Kiss: Uma Shankhar, I do not want to be listening to his lectures for lifetime
Hook Up: Dr Anand so I can get free treatment from Savitri Hospital
Marry: Prince Virendra so I can be princess of the land of magic as you clearly can see how good it is on Tv.
Karan: Alright.. Thanks so much Jyo you did a brilliant job. Now its your turn KRK.
Karan : a movie which shouldn't have been made in recent times..
KRK : Ae dil hain mushkil *with a poker face*
Jyo and Karan look at each other in utter disbelief ..
Karan: One piece of advice you want to give to Jyo regarding film reviews?
Kaamal: Jyo Ji should make YT channel with her film review so we can compete for no 1 spot. Right now, I am the only film critic.
the rapid fire continues...
Karan who is pissed off for this humiliation decides to teach him a lesson and pulls off his trump card
Karan : So before we decide the winner .. we have something exlusive , which our research team has done for the both of you
First about KRK, here's what fans think about you , please take a look *points towards the screen *
KRK's expressions changed from excitement to frown to sulking ...based on what he is seeing .. Jyo is controlling not to laugh 😆
Next he shows a series of screenshots of Jyo with her friends in an FB group, courtesy his research team, who got these from her friends ..
Jyo realizes what's coming up... the famous "CONology session "
"ab mera yeh roop is all over the place.. "chides her friends internally she pretty much knew who all are behind this !!
The screen shots are changing ... KRK's care naught expression changed to curiosity and interest and he is literally taking note of it .
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