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On 25th July 2017

Jyo is invited to Koffee with Karan episode as a guest, with most reality shows going "aam aadmi" way ... KJo also decided to call one among from us to grace his "Opening episode" of his 6th Season

*in the studio *



Karan : Welcome to Koffee with Karan. This season is dedicated to all you people out there and to kick start it we have a special guest amongst us.She is one amongst you and a celeb in her own right.. Sultry, Sexy and Exotic... Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome our very special guest who is not only known in India-Forums but also globally in twitter..
Jyoti aka Jyo

* Jyo walked in lehraoin her pallu and showing her sexy back*



Karan :
So Jyo I can call you that ? *wondering if he could launch her and kill all the nepotism talk*

Jyo: yeah sure *wondering which beta beti she will be sharing the couch with*


Karan :
How does it feel to be on this special couch ?


Jyo: errmm... It feels like watching a Con-Less daily soaps on prime time with added trp masala..

Karan *sort of taken aback* : so what exactly is this whole con masala and trp drama in television?

Jyo: well, Karan its actually trp masala and Consummation drama.. (Thinking- *isko yeh bhi nahi pata and asking me questions on Con* nods head. will give him reply on his own language) .. You see its basically like Bollywood Awards where Celebrities walk with awards despite being less deserving.


Karan :*thinking* Ohh she might be talking about the recent Awards, I better deviate the questions or else she will start the long essay- So Jyo if you don't mind Can I just ask this white saree and this whole sexual diva, where does it come from? I want to know where all this sex appeal comes from?

Jyo: You see Karan this is something I have in me naturally. Its not like I will try and do it. Like this white saree and the whole looking sexy business. But yeah I can give some credit to my long standing love for soap consummation where You can always see actress in sheer sarees and backless cholis..


Karan *giggling* : Ohh I can see where you coming from 😳 But before I get more infos on Daily Soaps Con lemme quickly introduce our next guest on the show.. He is a self-proclaimed film critique, actor, writer, producer and the most ICONIC KHAN of the industry.
Ladies and Gentleman, Please put your hands for one and only
Kaamal.R.Khan😃

In the mean time Jyo listening the name immediately stopped posing with her empty coffee cup and shifts a bit on the couch.


Karan:Welcome to Koffee with Karan Kaamal. I know this is your first time on the couch and so is Jyo. Can you share how you are feeling?

KRK: Thanks Karan.. Actually I am very happy to share the couch with Jyo ji as we both share the same passion of doing film review. However Jyo ji, Aaap mere tarah Youtube channel create kyun nahi karti? Waise hi aap ke inne sare chahane wale hai twitter aur India-forums pe.

Jyo: Ji suggestion ke liye sukriya. But I think I have to give it a pass. Wasie bhi I do whole Zee tv ka kaam in IF and twitter pe Rashmi Sharma Productions ko feedback, Facebook pe har movie ka review and upar se apna khud ka care karna.. You see it will be a bit tight schedule if I start YT channel. And I don't want to compete with you Kaamal ji.

Karan: So KRK and Jyo you both can discuss about expanding your film review business after the show. But this is the time for our much awaited rapid fire round. So who will go first

Kaamal: Hum to ladies first mein believe karte hain tohh Jyo ji please pehle aap..

Karan: So here we go.. Jyo One thing you would like to change about the daily soap today?

Jyo: Definitely the Con scenes.. It used to be more bold during Kumkum days these days we are getting more into Wifi Cons and I think its pathetic.

Karan: React to the following?

Uma Shankhar ka Kurtha

Jyo: I think its too tight.

Karan: Critics in India

Jyo: Kaamal R Khan

Karan: Award ceremonies in India

Jyo: Nepotism Nepotism Nepotism

Karan: Rashmi Sharma

Jyo: Saath Nibhana Saathiya

Karan: Iconic Khan of the Industry

Jyo: Aamir Khan

Karan: Best VFX in television

Jyo: Chandrakanta

Karan: Kiss, Marry or Hookup

Uma Shankhar, Prince Virendra, Dr. Anand

Jyo: Kiss: Uma Shankhar, I do not want to be listening to his lectures for lifetime

Hook Up: Dr Anand so I can get free treatment from Savitri Hospital

Marry: Prince Virendra so I can be princess of the land of magic as you clearly can see how good it is on Tv.

Karan: Alright.. Thanks so much Jyo you did a brilliant job. Now its your turn KRK.


Karan : a movie which shouldn't have been made in recent times..

KRK : Ae dil hain mushkil *with a poker face*

Jyo and Karan look at each other in utter disbelief ..

Karan: One piece of advice you want to give to Jyo regarding film reviews?

Kaamal: Jyo Ji should make YT channel with her film review so we can compete for no 1 spot. Right now, I am the only film critic.


the rapid fire continues...

Karan who is pissed off for this humiliation decides to teach him a lesson and pulls off his trump card


Karan : So before we decide the winner .. we have something exlusive , which our research team has done for the both of you

First about KRK, here's what fans think about you , please take a look *points towards the screen *

KRK's expressions changed from excitement to frown to sulking ...based on what he is seeing .. Jyo is controlling not to laugh 😆


Next he shows a series of screenshots of Jyo with her friends in an FB group, courtesy his research team, who got these from her friends ..


Jyo realizes what's coming up... the famous "CONology session "

"ab mera yeh roop is all over the place.. "
chides her friends internally she pretty much knew who all are behind this !!

The screen shots are changing ... KRK's care naught expression changed to curiosity and interest and he is literally taking note of it .

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*Screenshots displayed on Screen*

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On a rainy day, jyo and all her friends in their fb messenger group ...

Poo : Boo

Jyo :😳

Hina Ben and Sim join them ...

Shru shares an upcoming romantic rain scene picture of Mahek Shaurya

Hina : So there might be CON Jyo *in excitement *

Poo : CON ka naam sunte hi ben aajaati hain 😆😆

Hina : Arrey main thodi Munz hoon .. 😛

Deepz : I thought they already had CON

Jyo : Arrey nahin re it's only 50% CON *nods her head *

Sim : 50% CON 😲 I thought u were referring to Dumbla and Takloo

Poo : tu rehne de Sim 😆😆

Deepz : they are out of CON'age area 🤣

the discussion of shows and bolly continue ..

meanwhile it's morning for Munni

Boo *rubbing eyes *

Moo : 50% CON yeh kya hain be 😕

Sim : Moo it's like Denimsa and Beendini 😉

Poo : Arrey that is wifi CON 🤣

Jyo : haan that is wifi CON, aajkal no realistic CONs on tv even in baarish ka mausam

Shru pops up with another pic of Avni and Neil in swimming Pool


Ben : hayee iske baadh tabela ?? like majorsa and paro 😆

Jyo : kahaan CON this will be 40% CON

Poo : Jyo, tu na ... trade analyst ho gayi CON ki 🤣

Sim : Tu ek CON coaching shuru karo Jyo 😆

Ben : Haan na Jyo CONsultants in 100% CON

Munni joins again ...

Moo : Jyo did Abhi and Pragya CON ... i

Jyo : Haan na ... ho gaya kabka

Ben : When I didn't know 😕

Sim : Me neither 😕

Moo : Me neither 😕

Poo : Chaddo kuch toh hua now bachche and leap ki raah par chalenge Ab
higya 🤣

Jyo : Arrey it's not that wala CON ... it's woh pehle wala CON ...

Moo : Matlab ?? 😕

Poo : Dori tying is not CON jyo ...

Jyo : Arrey Pehle wala CON matlab "CON"fession hua ..

all of them : "Ohhh 🤣"

Jyo : Poo, Dori tying is 5% CON

Ben: Jyoo tera percentage wala CON is thoda CONfusing isse vistaar mein bolo na * waiting eagerly to learn new stuff ,.. cough *

Moo : Haan batao jyo , me too CONrious ,... 😆

Poo : hain ?? ^^

Moo : errmm Curious 😃

Jyo : toh suno... jo bhi mujhe pata hain I will tell ...

Jyo : aaj kal CONs are nothing like those good old days .. during Kumkum

Moo : haan even PB

Poo : Moo, tu chup be

SIm : Not again Moo ..

Jyo : haan their's too !!

Jyo CONtinues : aaj kal leads get married and for one year it will be full of CONs .. i means CONfusions and misunderstandings ... during festivals ... no CONs all Poojas .. here the CON range is somewhere between 5-30% then comes the Sardi ka mausam 😳

Poo : sookhe nain ko CON'sukh 😆

🥳Sim : Poo 🤣

Ben : Yeh Poo toh badi excited hain

Jyo : Arrey kaahe ka CON ..the CONmeter goes up from 30% to 50 % ... like eye locks, dori tying .. hero wrapping his jacket over heroine... bangle removing .. tending to wounds ,,, those looks cough cough ... kabhi kabhi KISS in some jodis 😆

Moo : Toh by end of sardi it might reach 100% 😲

Poo : Moo 🤣

Jyo : Arrey nahin sardi ke end mein exams start and IPL starts na .. so more of woh wala CONs .. I mean CONfusions and drama and what not

*everyone nods * DAMN

Jyo : Pata nahin how can they control, humans hain ki robots

Moo : toh phir when will it go from 50 to 100 % ask innocently 😕

Ben : tu bas kar Moo .. nsj na ban

Sim : that doesn't suit u 😆

Jyo : Phir shuru hogi CON season

Poo : u mean Baarish ..I love rains wala romance

Jyo : ab iss CON season mein they will be done with their first CON

Sim : yeh toh bade fast hain

Deepz : Jet speed, rains are for few days only na ..😆

Poo : Ohh toh fast forward CON

Jyo : Arrey nahin first CON is CONfession not that wala .. that takes another year... because after CONfession ... the CONspirations by vamps and CONfusions willl CONtinue for many more months .. though they will have some 40-70% CONs in those months of CONfusions and CONspirations .. finally after 2 years they decide to CONfront and CONfide in each other and clear all CONfusions and one fine day they CON 100% and then ...

Poo : ek hi CON mein CONgratulations 🥳and leap errmmm I mean bachche and leap 🤣

Ben : 100% success rate 😎

Jyo : but seriously pata hi nahin chalta CON hua ki nahin .. aajkal tv shows mein these CONs r nothing like in Kumkum days ... pata hi nahin chalta sab going WiFi with Wifey *nods *

Moo : I love WiFi CONs , denimsa beendini, Gopo Ahem

Ben : Tu rehne de re Munz

Poo : Jyo bada maza aaya ... aur gyan mila CONology pe ,... dhanya ho aap

Ben : ek dum mast hain jyo , it;'s more like a CON'fee with Jyo session ... it's all about CONs ...

Sim : I love it ... next we should discuss where dumbla and Takloo fall in CONometer

Moo : chup be

Jyo : TV is filled with CONs, from CONspirations to CONfusions to CONfrontations to CONfessions to Wifi CONs to percentage based CONs to 100% success rate CONs


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Karan : So now on to the winners of today's rapid fire ...

KRK : Karan, before you announce the winner .. can I say something ...

Jyo and Karan looks at him ..


KRK : I give up .. I give up .. I totally give up reviewing films and will deactivate my YT account ... Itna knowlege and itna analysis like a trade analyst .. You WIN Ms.Jyo .. Your knowledge on CONology is like a CONcyclopedia ..

Karan : Huh

Jyo : He means Encyclopedia .. 😛

KRK : yes yes that's right !!

Karan announces the winner and hands over the CON'fee hanmper to Jyo ⭐️⭐️⭐️

The cake makes it's entry , along with Jyo's friends (those in fb chat group )


Congratulations Jyo on winning the CON'fee hamper errm Koffee hamper and also a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY To YOU from everyone from the sets of Koffee with Karan... or rather I call this episode as "CONfee with Jyo ❤️"

Thank you so much for gracing us with your presence.


All of them wish Jyo a very Happy Birthdayy , which apparently is in baarish ka mausam ...and aaj toh Jyo's special thessis is out in the public domain ... 👏👏

We all wish you a very Happy wala Birthday Jyo, may you CONtinue to be the mast mast fun loving girl you are and spread the knowledge of TV CONs to masses
🥳

We alll love youuu Jyo 🤗 , baarish ho ya sardi, irrespective of seasons and TRPs 😆😆😆


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^^^ because u are our group ki JOY😳😆

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Well tumhein sab hai pata CoNMa 😆This script went through a lot of hands and changes matlab to make it fit for Superstar Aamir oops I mean Jyo but script itni mast bani hi isliye cause I did shri ganesh of it 😳😆 u know a thing well begun is well done😉 but apart from me credit for script def goes to Silky Prod ke ace scriptwriters Munni & Simmo and splly Appy who helped with it.

Sigs- Again it wasnt me but I collected them (actually from Moo😆) so u know😆 but real work hai -sevenstreaks- , enthusiastic ,Simmo and pujniya Appy ji😆

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Many Many Happy Returns of the Day Jyo 🤗🤗
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Happy Wala Birthday Jyo have a super fab one 🤗
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Happy birthday Jyoti di 😳
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Though people here r unknown to me but I hope I m guessing the right person for whom this birthday thread has been made... This is for jyoti aka gagori right??
If yes, then

Wishing u a very very very...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JYOTI

May all ur wishes come true...have a grt year ahead...
God bless u...
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wishing You very happy Birthday Jyothi
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WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY JYOTHI

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