Part 33
Lajo aunty tells her plan ...
Pritesh- hemant bhaiya jaldi do badi badi baalti draw kijiye ...
Hemant- haan karta hoon pritesh pehle yeh do bag bannane de lajo aunty aur bhairavi didi ko chahiye...
Hemant draws two small bags..
Manav and sweety Singh brings some stones...
Manav - Ma jaisa aapne kaha tha mein pather le aaya ...
Lajo-saare bade bade pather laaya na manav ..
Manav - haan ma...
Lajo aunty - acha kiya bhairavi yeh le tu kuch pathar Tere waale bag mein rakh. ..
Bhairavi puts some stones in her bag..
Sweety singh- bhairavi dekho mein saare baalti mein paani bharke le aaya ...
Bhairavi - very good sweety Singh ji.. pritesh mitesh jaao saare masalae le aao...aur shishir dekhna beta himanshu bhai ne dusre laal mirchi ka powder bheja
Shishir checks the bag ...
Shishir- haan bhej diya hai ...
HCji comes on screen.
Shishir and hemant - ishaaba HCji...
HCji- ishaaba ..shishir .. hemant..tum dono abhi kaha ho..aur baaki sab kaha hai
Manav - mein yaha hoon HCji boliye ...
HCji- manav mujeh plan batao...kya karne waale ho
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Manav tells his plan...
HCji- thik hai manav ...all the best sabko..aur haan agar help chahiye toh bolna...aur haan jaise hi Tum sab sabko chudalo toh mujeh bata dena Megha aur Grishma bahut dukhi hai..woh dono ro rahe hai...
Hemant- hum jaldi hi aapko Khabar karenge ..HCji aap chachi aur Grishma ko kehna Rona mat ...hoon?
HCji- hooon..ishaaba
All- ishaaba
After hc calls
Bhairavi - shishir ..woh saare laal mirchi aur garam masala ka powder laao hum yeh baalti mein daaldo phir paani daal denge aur phir woh guards pe yeh laal mirchi wala paani daal denge...
Everyone is ready...
Manav- Ma sambhal ke jaana ...
Lajo aunty - choraa maarih chintaa mat karna hum jaise hi signal de aajana tu aur sweety Singh... Aur baccho ki bhi saath le aana ...chal bhairavi...
Bhairavi- haan chaliye lajo kaki...
Manav and Sweety Singh and kids hide behind the tree. ..
Lajo aunty and Bhairavi goes near guards...
G1 - aeee ruko ruko kaha jaa rahe hai aap dono ? Kon hai aap dono ? Yaha aana allowed nahi hai???
Lajo aunty- hame ander jaane do warna acha nahi hoga...
Bhairavi - haan acha nahi hum sach keh rahe dekhiye agar aapne game ander nahi jaane diya toh aapke saath bahut bura hoga...
G2- kya bura hoga..??? Jaraa hame bhi toh batao...
Bhairavi- dekhiye bandook waale bhaisaab aap mazaak mat uddaiye mein sach keh rahi aap hame jaane dijiye warna aapke sar mein bahut darad hoga aur aapki aankho mein bahut jalan hogi. ...Mein pehle se aapko keh rahi hoon.. bhaisaab
G3- kya mazzak lagaa rakha hai jaaye yaha se warna hum hamare sir ko bulaayenge
Lajo aunty - dekhiye aapko aakhri warning hai siddha hame ander jaane dijiye warna acha nahi hoga...
G4 - kya ho raha hai yaha ...kyu itna shor ho raha hai..dekhiye madam aap jaaiye...
Lajo aunty-(whispering) bhairavi ...saare guards yaha aagaye hai patah hai na kya karna. Hai
Bhairavi- haan lajo aunty.. aap ready hai
Lajo aunty- ready...1..2..3..
Lajo aunty and bhairavi immediately hits the two guards standing near by them with bags in which they kept stones...
Before other guards try to harm lajo aunty and bhairavi ..manav and sweety Singh comes out from their hide out and throws laal mirchi and garam masala mixed water on the remaining guards...
Kids to comes out from their hide out...
Mitesh- mummy aapka plan toh kaam kar gaya yeh guards pe ...
Bhairavi - thank you no return...aur lajo aunty ka bhi plan kaam kiya .. (towards guards).. bhaisaab mein ne kaha aapko darad hoga aap sab ko kaha tha ki samjh jaaye par samjhe nahi...yeh aap ki bhul hai...sabko baa ki bimaari lag gayi hai
Pritesh- mummy in guards se baat mat kijiye ...ander chaliye Hume vasant uncle aur baaki sabko bachana hai...
Bhairavi- toh barobar
Manav - ab aur koi aaye isse pehle hum ander jaate hai...Ma aap sab mere aur sweets Singh ke piche piche aana sambhal ke..aur jaise hi waha koi ander hame agents dekhenge mein aur sweety Singhji unke saamne powers show karenge ..
All enters bair agency...
Inside agency...
All are thinking of some plan ...
Vasant- ek idea..hai dekho hum Na yaha timepass karenge matalb na ki hum yaha jaise hi agent x aur agent z aayenge hum unhe irritate karenge aur woh log pareshan hojaayenge aur phir tum aana aur koi bhi bahaana banaa dena aur Woh agent z aur agent x bahaar bhej dena...
Agent q- haan haan yeh acha plan hai..abhi jaise hi sir aur agent x aaye aap sab apna plan start kijiye tab tak mein yaha se nikalne ka raasta dhoondhta hoon...
Agent q leaves...
Sharad- bhaiya hum woh agent z aur agent x ko irritate kaise karenge...
Vasant - hum Na play karenge unke saamne aur irritate karenge ...hoon?
All - hooon
Here manav and others enter bair agency...
they see guards and hide iimediately behind a counter
Sweety singh- oyee yeh agents ko patah toh nahi chala gaya na ki hum aaye hain...
Manav- nai patah nahi ..chala unhe...lekin kuch toh karna hoga taaki dusre agents...
Hemant- heeein manav bhaiya hum woh guard uncle ka dhyaan driver karte hai na...goal goal khelte hai yeh kanche se
No one understands what hemant said..after few seconds shishir understood what hemant said
Shishir - hemant bhaiya woh driver nahi divert hai...divert...yeh dekhiye. Spelling...
Shishir shows the spelling...
Bhairavi - hemant mere bhai tu yeh kehna chahta hai na ki hum aise woh guard bhaisaab ko kanche maarenge?
Hemant- heeein haan.. bhairavi didi. Mein ne ek yeh ek insaani movie mein dekha .hum Na chupke se unko kanche maarenge phir yaha thodi aise hulchal hogi na tab manav bhaiya aap Aur sweety Singh uncle aap jaana...
Pritesh- - yeh toh ppp idea hai hemant bhaiya ...bahut mazza aayega...
Manav- idea acha hai lekin Dhyaan se ..tum sab dikh na jaao..thik hai...okay?
Pritesh - okay !!
Mitesh-(taking marbles) toh yeh raha mera goal...
Mitesh targets one of the guards...
Mitesh- (whispering ) yes goal...
Soon...one by one all targets the guards ..
Here guards are wondering who is hitting them. With marbles...
G1- lagta hai yaha koi hai ...
G4- mujeh bhi yahi lag raha hai..abhi thod dear pehle kisi ne mujeh yeh kanche maare...
G3- mujeh bhi..kisi ne yeh kanche maare...
G2- shayad woh do aliens hai Jo Bach gaye hai... patah hai na sir ne kaha hai ki chaukna rehna..mein kaam karta hoon sir ko bulaake laata hoon...
G2 and G4 goes to call agents...
Sweety Singh - oyeee manav chal yeh do agents ko sahi place pehle paunchte hai...
Sweety singh and manav hits the other two agents with the wooden sticks which bhairavi brought...
Soon the other two guards come with some agents...
All are hiding ...
G1 - kaha..kaha gaye sab log..abhi toh yahi the...
G3- kahi woh do aliens toh unhe kidnap nahi kiya...
Agent P- mujeh lagta hai woh do aliens yahi kahi hai..sab alert raho..
Agent S - sir...sir...(pointing towards marbles) Yaha dekhye kanche pade hai...
Here hemant and others are watching them from behind counters...
Shishir - yahi sahi mauka hai manav bhaiya .
Manav- .shishir ...abhi sahi mauka hai...Mujeh power transfer karo ..
Shishir and hemant through their powers transfers give some superpower to manav and sweety Singh..
Hemant - sweety Singh uncle mein ne aap mein mera gayab hone waala superpower diya..isse aap gayab hojaayenge...
Shishir- manav bhaiya mein ne aapko papa ka saaman uthane waala superpower diya hai... Aap koi bhi bhaari saaman isse utha sakte hai..
Manav-thank you shishir...ab sab sunniye...mein aur sweety Singh woh agents ke saamne jaayenge aur superpower dikhayenge ...aur woh agents yeh samjhenge ki hum hi woh do aliens hai..phir jahaa tak mujeh lagta hai woh log wahi le jaayenge jahaa baaki sab ko rakha hai..
Sweety singh-.. Aur aap sab dhire dhire hamare piche aayenge aur woh do guards ko hataa denge taaki woh do agents hi baache ...
Lajo aunty- samjhgaye..beta Dhyaan se jaana...
Manav and sweety Singh comes out from their hide out...
On seeing manav and sweety Singh..agents and guards get scared...they take out their guns...
Manav- suniye ..kya hamari madad kar sakte hai
Before Guards could say anything Manav and sweety Singh signals each other ..and immediately they use their powers...
Manav uses vasant's heavy object lifting superpower...
Sweety singh becomes invisible ...
Sweety singh -oh god ..-426 bhaiya ab kya karenge ..hamare powers dikhate hai..a hum hamare mummy Papa sir chacha ko nahi bacha paayenge
Manav - sahi kaha 225 hamari sachai saamne aagayi hai ki hum aliens hai
Agent P gets scared ...
Agent P- (pointing guns) aeee.aeee... Khabardaar Khabardaar koi apna superpower use kiya hai toh ...warna ...hum...warna hum..
Sweety singh- oyeee warna kya kar lega.. bol kya kar lega areee tu kuch nahi kar sakta ...mein abhi Yoon jaaunga aur apne mummy Papa ko chuda loonga...
Agent S - kahabar daar ...agar koi superpower use kiya toh hum ek phone karenge aur waha tumhare saathi ko hum maar denge...
Manav and sweety Singh acts as if they were scared
Agent P - hum in dono ko agent Z ke pass ko sir ke paas le jaate ...sir...bahut khush hojaayenge ..
Agent Z- yes Agent P ab toh hamara promotion pakka...
Both shaking hands...
Agent P - chalo hum Tumhe wahi le chalte hai jahaa tumhaare baaki saathi ko rakha hai...
Here vasant and others were irritating agents ...
Agent Z- dekho mein aakhiri baar bol raha hoon apni yeh drama company bandh karo ...
Sharad- agent z logically woh drama company nahi naatak mandali hoti hai..
212- nai nai sharad chacha woh toh maandavli hai ... maandavli ..naatak maandavli
Vasant- lo bolo ek aur hemant hai yaha ...
Karthik- papa mein samjhaata hoon ...woh mein samjhaata hoon na toh 212 ppp samjhta hai...
(Towards 212) drama company matalb drama company 212 jis mein ek Insaan dusra koi insaan banta hai aur uske jaisa behave karta hai
212- Haan toh yeh toh hum bhi karte hai 2015..kyu Sharad chacha bhi toh dusre insaan bante hai aur unke jaisa behave karte hai...
Karthik- nai 212 Woh toh roop parivartan hai..Woh drama nahi hai...
Vasant- aeee karthik beta tu galat samjhta hai..aise kisi ko nahi samjhte ..samjhane ke liye proper live demo dena padta hai...tu abhi aise thoda Woh kaccha hai iss mein..tujhe abhi training ki jaroorat phir tu mera jaise ppp padhne lagega...
Vasant starts to explain drama meaning...
...Agent z and agent x gets irritated ...
Agent z- shut up!!! Shut up...Dekho zyada baat ko ghumaao mat sidhe sidhe drama company kya hai woh samjhao
Jacky - (whispering) kaam kar raha hai plan...uncle plan kaam kar raha hai..Woh log irritated ho rahe hai..
Vasant -ab aayega maazaa sab ready hojaao...hoon?
All-(whispering) hooon
Varsha- vasant aap 2015 ko drama ka matalb apne tarike se samjhaye..Woh samjha jaayega...
Vasant- Haan Varsha mein waise hi samjhaata hoon
320- ek min..jijaji lekin pehle yeh agent z bhaisaab permission toh le lijiye phir Apne baat se phir Gaye toh problem hojaayegi...
Sharad- sahi kaha 320 ne ..agent z se permission le lo bhaiya ..warna yeh palat gaye toh...aur toh aur bhaiya yeh insaani pe bharosa rakhna nahi chahiye ...Woh bolte kuch hai aur karte kuch aur hai...
212- sahi kaha Sharad chacha aur yeh agent z toh sabse badaa paltu hai..aisa mujeh agent q be kaha tha...
Agent z gets angry...
Agent z- kya...? Kya kaha ki mein paltu hoon...himmat kaise hui meri immandaari prshaq karne ki...
Agent x- sir please ..shaant hojaaye..I m sure yeh sab unki chaal hai..sir please shaant hojaaye ...
Agent z- nai agent x..meri immandaari pe shaq kiya..hai...jaao permission diya ...mein ne tumhe permission diya jaise drama ka matalb samjhana hai samjhao mein yahi khada hoke dekhunga...aur phir patah chalega ki mein paltu nahi hoon...
Ghotalas get happy...
Here other Colonywala reach the place...
Bhavna aunty- haash chalo paunch gate..ohja bhai aap manav ko phone karo aur pucho ki kaha hai hai woh kaha hai pucho...
Ohja uncle - Haan Haan puchta hoon .. bhadresh ..jara tharaa phone de maareh phone ki battery khatam hogayi hai...
Bhadresh gives his mobile ...
Ohja uncle - hi hi hi hi ..
Liza- ohja uncle tum hass kyu raha hai...
Bhavna aunty- ooo Ohja bhai timepass baad mein karo pehle manav ko phone karo...
Ohja uncle- hi ..hi...hi.. bhadresh yeh toh maraah phone hai..tu maareh ko maaraha phone de raha hai...wapas..
Ronnie - haaila ..man...kaisa hai tum. Bhadresh ka mobile liya ..aur apne paas rakh liya...
Ohja uncle- areee woh toh mere mobile mein battery kam this aur timepass karne ke liye thoda bhadresh ke mobile se game khel raha tha toh issliye mere paas hai...
Bhadresh - Haan toh mujeh kehke toh Lena tha kaka murli...
Ohja uncle- areee mein ne kheke hi toh liya tha bhadresh..jab tu so raha tha...
Ronnie - ohja uncle agar tumne liya tha toh mujeh sunnai kyu nahi diya man..
Bhavna aunty- Liza yeh log toh yeh mobile ke topic pe behas karna start kar diya ...
Liza - Bhavna aunty tum sabko phone karke dekho mein tab tak shaant karta hai sabko
Liza tries to stop ..Ronnie bhadresh and Ohja uncle but none of them listens to her
Liza - stop it man...stop it...
Ronnie bhadresh and ohja uncle stops talking...
Liza - kya karta hai man..hum yaha ghotala family ko bachane ke waaste aaya hai aur aap sab yahaa jhagda karne lagaa...
Ronnie goes to speak but remains quite on seeing liza angry glare
Bhavna aunty - Liza...Liza kiska phone nahi lag raha ...chakudi, sweety Singh,lajo ,,manav koi phone nahi utha raha ..Liza...
Liza- bhavna aunty man... Chalo chalo man hum ander jaake dhoondhta hai in logo ko yaha baccho ki ladne do man...
Ronnie - sorry Liza ...sorry bhi aane do man..promise hum nahi ladega...
Ohja uncle - Haan aane do hame hum nahi ladenge
Liza- thik hai..abhi chalo yaha time waste nahi karna hamara wajah se ghotala family musibat mein hai toh hum unhe bachayega man...
Here ghotala's are irritating agent z and agent x...Vasant is showing them his acting skills...
He acts as draupadi and shows his acting skills..
Agent z - nahi...bas karo mujeh kuch nahi dekhna...bas bandh karo apna yeh play
Karthik - nai nai aapne waada kiya tha aapko promise nibha na hoga aur aapne hi kaha tha ki aap hame hamari aakhri khawaaish Puri karne doge..
Jacky- Haan sahi kaha 2015 aur agar aapne aisa nahi kiya toh woh jo Aapke dusre heads aa rahe hai na unko bol denge aap dhokhebaaz hai aap pe vishwas karna nahi chahiye. ..
Agent x- how dare you ??? Tum hame dhamki de rahe ho!!!
Jacky- haan De raha hoon aur mere paas toh isska proof bhi hai ..mein ne sab recording ki hai Jo bhi yeh agent z ne Jo bhi kaha hai...
Sharad - toh soch lo kya karna hai hum toh bol denge logically aap sab dhokhebaaz ho ...aap
Agent x-(whispering ) sir chance nahi le skate hame unki baat maani hogi
Agent z-(angry tone) thik hai chalu rakhi apna drama..
Vasant- thank you thank you agent z bhaisaab.. Patharwale bhagwan aapko Hemant jaise bete de...
Sharad- haan toh bhaiya ab mein Arjun Ka dialogue bolta hoon
320- nai..ruko mein bheem nahi bannuga..mein draupadi banuga...
Vasant -320 nai tum draupadi nahi ban sakte tum bheem banno..tumhaari personality se suit hogaa .. tum bheem banno...aur abhi toh drama chalu hai bich mein se change nahi kar sakte
320- nai mein kuch Nahi jaanta ..aur kyu mein kyu bheem banu aap banaiye aap pe zyada suit hoga ...
Vasant - nai mein draupadi banuga tum bheem banno...
320- nai nai mein draupadi and that's final warna mein play nahi kar raha ..aap apna phir dekh lo jijaji...aur aapse toh achi hi acting karta hoon jijaji...yeh dekhiye.
320 tries to act but couldn't act well...
Vasant- Acha draupadi banega ..yeh..acting toh aati nahi lagkadbhage ko aur draupadi banne chala...ab final hai mein draupadi banuga matalb mein hi bannuga...yeh dekh draupadi ki acting kisse kehte hai...
Vasant acts as draupadi
Here agent z and agent x gets fed up with ghotala family and their antics and leaves from their...
Ghotalas get happy and does ding ting dance...
Here the guards and other two agents were taking manav and sweety Singh to agent z and agent x...
On seeing proper opportunity
Bhairavi and lajo hits the guards with wooden sticks ...and hide them in room...
Agent P - ab thodi hi der mein tum sab apne aur saathi ke pass honge...
Agent S - yes sir ab toh bas left ki aur Mudna haiaur phir dekhna kaise agent Z aur agent X hamari taarif karenge ...
Agent P - sahi kaha agent S ab toh hamara promotion pakka..hai...
Agent P and agent S shakes hands...
Manav and sweety Singh stops walking
Manav - oh wow aapka promotion hoga ...hame pakd ke kya baat hai...
Sweety singh- sahhi kaha ..chalo inhe mithai dete hai...
Manav - nahi sirf mithai nahi badhaai bhi toh deni padegi...aur sabse pehle special mithai mere taraf se milegi
Manav - ready??
Sweety singh - oyeee full ready manav.
Both- ..Jo bole so nihaal sat Sri akal
Manav and sweety Singh immediately snatches gun from agents...and punches the agents ...
Lajo aunty and bhairavi hits the agents with sticks...
Agent q was going towards room when he sees them
Agent q - manav ..sweety Singhji aap yaha kaise pauche?? Aur aap sab yaha kya kar rahe hai..yaha bahut khatra hai..Tumhe kisine dekha toh nahi na
Manav- - agent q yeh sab hamara hi plan tha hum yaha khud nakli aliens banke aaye taaki hum vasant bhaiya aur baaki ko bachaa sake
Agent q- acha hua manav tum sab aagaye mein soch hi raha tha ki mein mere plan ka agle step ke liye a kya karu ..kaise agent z aur agent x ko busy karu jab taaki mein vasant bhaiya aur baaki sabko bacha saku
Bhairavi- agent q mere bhai.. tum jaante ho vasant bhaiya aur baaki sab kaha hai hum log unhe abhi jaake chudaa lete haina...aur yahaa se unhe bhej dete hai warna aur khatra hoga...
Agent q- bhairavi didi ..mujeh patah hai woh log kaha hai..mein unse keh ke aaya hoon ki jab tak mein wapas tab tak aap log agent z aur agent x ko kaise bhi karke pareshan kariye taaki sir aur agent x pareshan hokar waha room mein se bahaar nikle aur mein Dhyaan rakhne ke bahaane unhe bacha loon...
Pritesh- areee waah maana padega agent q uncle aap toh woh agent z aur agent x se bhi zyaada dimaag waale nikale...kya plan banaya hai...
Agent q- thank you thank you...Woh toh dimaag toh mere mein pehle se tha par sir ko meri baate samjh nahi aati ...hamesha matalb baad mein samjhaata hai.. gadbad karte hai bolne mein aur sochne mein...abhi Dekho mein ne unhe kitna samjhaya ki vasant bhaiya ,varsha bhabhi ..,sharad ..Jacky sab ache hai par maan hi nahi rahe hai sir...
Bhairavi- (emotional) agent q Bhai..sirf tumhare sir nahi par meri baa aur baaki colonywale bhi aise hi hai..mein ne bhi kitna samjhaya sabko par koi nahi Sunnta meri ...agent q .hum agent z aur agent x ko rokna hoga na..taaki Woh bich mein na aaye
Pritesh - ek idea hai..agent q aap jaakar Woh agents se kahiye ki aapne do aliens ko bahaar dekha hai..phir Woh agents yaha bahaar aayenge aliens ko dekhne aur aap unhe jhooth bolna ki yaha iss room mein hai..phir aap piche se Dhaka dena aur hum phir yeh darwaaza bandh kar denge ...
Hemant- aur phir hum sabko chuda lenge...heeein...
Here other colonywala gets lost in bair agency...
Bhavna aunty - areee abhi toh hum yahi se toh hum aaye the ...phir se wahi aagaye...
Ronnie- ohhh man iska matalb hum kab se ek hi jagah ghum raha hai..hum bhool bhulaiya mein fas gaya hai ..iska matalb hame left jaana tha...
Ohja uncle- ab hum wapas kaise jaayenge ..kaha se bahaar niklenge...koi raasta bhi nahi hai...
Suddenly he stars shouting...
Ohja uncle - areee koi maareh ko bachao...bacho mujeh..maareh ko jeena hai...bachao mujeh ..areee koi toh Suno bachao mujeh...
Bhadresh- aeee kaka murli kya kar rahe hai..aisa buma bum kyu kar rahe hai..abhi yaha koi aagaya na toh lene ke dene pad jaayenge ... ghotala family Jo bacha bhi nahi paayenge...
Ronnie - Haan ohja uncle man..tum chalo ..kuch nahi hoga...hum raasta dhoondh lega man...
Liza - sahi kaha Ronnie tumne aisa chillane se kuch nahi hoga...Hume yaha se bahaar nikaalna hoga...
Bhavna aunty- aeee liza ek kaam karte hai hum wapas chalte hai ..matalb ki hum Jo raaste se aaye hai na wohi raaste pe wapas..chalte hai...
Liza- haan Bhavna aunty yeh sahi hai man..isse hume bahaar ka raasta mil jaayega...
Here ...agent q sees agent z and agent x coming...
Agent q- chup jaao sab chup jaao agnet z aur agent x aa rahe hai...
All hides...
Agent q -( scared) Sir... Sir...Acha hua aap mil Gaye mein aapke paas hi aa raha tha...
Agent z- agent q agar koi bakwaas karni hai toh bhul se bhi mat karna already mein waha woh aliens se pakka ke aa raha hoon...agar kaam ki baat karni hai toh karo...
Agent x- sir agent q se kaam ki baat karna toh next to impossible hai.. I m sure koi bakwaas karne hi aaya hoga...
Agent q - mein har waqt bakwaas nahi karta ...agent x ...aur itne surety se kaise keh sakti ho ki mein bakwaas karne wala hoon...
Agent x- woh toh tumhare chehre se lagta hai...ki tumhe bakwaas ke aalava kuch aata nahi patah nahi kaise yeh bair agency mein aagaye...
Agent q- ooo Acha toh tumahara chehre se toh lagta hai ki tum ek alien ko bhi nahi pakd sakti .. bahut overconfidence hai Tumhe...aur rahi baat mere aane ki toh mein mehnat karke aaya hoon
Before agent x could reply back...agent z speaks in
Agent z - oh shut up both of you.. already waha woh aliens ne dimaag kharab karke rakha hai..yaha tum dono aur mat kharab karo..agent q .Jo bhi bolo..aur Haan agar koi bakwaas hai toh bhul se bhi mat bolna ...
Agent q- sir..sir..Woh mein yahi batane aane wala tha ki abhi Woh do aliens ko dekha Jo bahaar abhi bhi ghum rahe hai...mein ne unke Woh kamre mein bandh kar diya...hai aur issliye aapko bulaane aa raha tha
Agent z - what??? Agent q Tumne mujeh pehle kyu nahhi bola...
Agent q- sir sir..mein wohi bolne wala tha par aapne aur agent x ne bolne nahi diya ...
Agent z is unable to answer ...
Agent z- thik hai thik hai...kaha hai woh batao..mujeh yaha khade rekhe time waste nahi karna chahta...chalo...
Agent q takes them towards the room...
Agent q - sir mein ne unhe yeh room jaate dekha ..issliye mein ne darwaaza bandh kar diya aur bulaane aaya aapko...
Agent z- agent q are sure Tumne unhe yaha jaaye dekha aur yaha ke guards kaha hai..mein ne kaha tha unhe chaukna rehne ke liye...sab ke sab kaamchor hai...
Agent q- 110% sure sir...Woh yahi Gaye hai...mein ne khud dekha unhe Yaha ander jaate hue ...
Agent z - sab apni guns tyaar rakho Woh humla kar sakte hai ..3 tak count karne par hum darwaaza kholenege aur ander jaayenge...
Agent x - okay sir...
Agent z- one ...two... There..now...
Agent z opens the door and enters the room followed by agent x...
Immediately agent q locks the door...
Agent q- (in mind)..sorry sir..mujeh yeh karna hoga.lekin yeh meri Naukri se bhi zyada important hai... ek parivaar ki unko khoye hue bete se milaana yeh zyada important...hai.. I hope aap yeh baat aap samjhe...
All comes outside from their hiding place ...
Hemant then takes out his jaadoo wala nakhun and draws some chair and puts it in front of door...
Sweety singh- oyeee hemant yeh kya kar raha hai ..tu yeh khursi kyu darwaaze ke aage rakha hai...
Hemant- heeein taaki darwaaza na khule sweety Singh uncle...
Sweety singh- oyeee par lock toh hum lagaa diya hai na hemant...
Shishir- Sweety Singh uncle aapne insaani movies mein nahi dekha ki...Woh bad persons chair aur baaki saari chizz rakh dete hai taaki woh darwaaza khol na paaye aasani se...
Hemant- aur issliye mein ne yeh chairs rakh diye ..aapko toh kuch nahi patah Sweety Singh uncle...
Sweety singh-oyeee mujeh sab...patah ..mein inspector hoon..
Hemant- nai nai aap inspector nahi hai aap toh paise deke inspector banne hai...
Lajo- kya ????
Agent q- iska matalb Sweety Singh ji aap rishwat deke aap inspector banne hai..very bad..very bad...
Bhairavi- haas toh wadi..aur Woh bhi aise inspector Jo ek Chor kya ek choti se chamch bhi nahi dhoondhna nahi sakte..matalb ki aap paise deke bhi dhang ke inspector nahi banne...
Sweety singh- oye...yeh sab kya hai..mein ek immandaar inspector hoon aur koi rishwat aajtak mein ne apne duty pe nahhi li ..mein ek immandaar inspector hoon...aur bhairavi aur hemant yeh sab tum kyu keh rahe ho mere baare mein...Tumhe patah hai na mein kitna immandaar inspector hoon
Hemant- Haan sweety Singh uncle hame patah aap eeeh wale inspector ho ..par Bhavna aunty ko toh nahi patah na
Bhairavi - Haan toh yeh sab baa kehti hai ki woh sweety Singh toh kuch kaam ka nahi hai sirf naam ka police hai kabhi bhi hame nahi dhoodh patah...aur...
Mitesh cuts in
Mitesh- mummy baad mein aap shaanti se bata na sweety Singh uncle ko saari baat ..abhi hum sabko bachana hai...
Bhairavi- toh barobar...
Here agent z and agent x are shouting...
Agent x- agent q darwaaza kholo...warna acha nahi hoga... ...
Agent z - damnn it...agent q darwaaza kholo..this is my order ..open the door...kholo warna acha nahi hoga... Open the door ..I m your boss... agent q...tumhe Naukri se nikaal doonga mujeh pehle hi samjhana chahiye tha yeh tumhari chaal hai...tum Woh khatarnaak aliens ko help nahi kar sakte ..tum par gadaari nahi already sakte...
Agent q - sir sab se pehle I m sorry par mujeh yeh karna hoga...kyuki aap nahi samjhenge ..Woh log bure nahi..hai sir..mein thak gaya hoon smajhate samjhate par aap naahi smajhate...aur rahi baat Naukri ki toh abhi issi waqt mein apne Naukri se resign karta hoon ... mujeh aise Naukri karni nahi jiss mein Kai masoom ki jaan jaaye...aur isse gadaari nahi insaaniyat kehte hai sir par aap log nahi samjhenge aur mein samjhaaunga bhi nahi ab ka baa
They hear Haan baba...
They all leave from their...
Here others are successful coming out of maze...
Bhadresh - haash !!! Hum bahaar aagaye baa...
Bhavna aunty - Haan baba..
Ohja uncle - dekha Dekha maarah Rajasthani veer pratapi shurveer prathibhashali ka idea kaam aagaya...
Bhavna aunty - ooo Rajasthan express rehne do yeh Liza ka idea tha ...rehne do aap toh darr ke maare bhiggi Billi bangaye the
Bhadresh and Ronnie laughs ...
Ohja uncle - ke ke ke ke mein toh sirf woh...hi hi hi hi
Liza- man yeh sab chodo ab hum right side jaayega.. bahut time waste hogaya hai chalo ab chta hai man..aur Bhavna aunty hum phir se try karta hai manav ko aur lajo aunty ko call karne ka...
They try again to call but in vain..
They go towards right side
While walkin
Ronnie- man...yeh log phone kyu nahi utha raha ...hame jaldi se sabko dhoondhna Hoga Kahi sab musibat mein na ho..
Bhavna aunty- ronnie shubh shubh bol beta..
Ronnie- shubh shubh...
All - hein
Ronnie- kya man abhi Bhavna aunty tum hi toh bola na ki shubh shubh bol beta..
Bhavna aunty-. Ooo atkuchand bhairavipadosi... Lagta...mere kehne ka matalb tha ki...
Ronnie- nai nai Bhavna abhi aap matalb mat samjhaaye aapne hi kaha tha man ki Ronnie beta shubh shubh bol
Ohja uncle- aur Nahi toh kya..huh..hamesha galat Bolte hai Bhavna bhabhi..
Bhavna aunty- ooo rajsthani express thodi Der shaanti rakho..aur Ronnie beta ...tu hai na bhairavi ke paas se tution lene mat jaa..
Liza - Bhavna aunty shaant hojaao...man
Bhavna aunty- areee kaise rahoo shaant Liza...sab dhire dhire bhairavi bann rahe hai...
Suddenly someone stops them...
Rukh jaao...kon ho tum sab??? Yaha kaise aaye...???
Bhavna aunty -(whispering) haaye haaye Ronnie ab kya jawab denge jaldi kuch bahana bol de...
Ronnie is about to speak but bhadresh speaks in ...
Bhadresh -hum .. hum sab north division of bair agency se hai...hame aapke hi sir ne bulaya hai..agent z. .. agent z ne bulaaya hai...
Guards - hum kaise yakin karle ki aako sir ne bulaaya hai...
Bhadresh - Acha toh aapko meri baat yakin nahi hai toh yeh hamare head Agent O (pointing towards ohja uncle) se puchlo...
Ohja uncle - Haan puchlo.
Guards are surprised and see towards ohja uncle...
Ohja uncle - ke hua maareh ko aise...ghur ke kyu...
Ohja uncle realises that bhadresh was pointing towards him...
Ohja uncle - woh.woh...woh hi.. hi..
Liza -(whispering) ohja man kya karta hai..acting kijiye aap warna sab pakade jaayenge aur aap toh masshur model hai na Rajasthan ka .aabhi Aapka talent dikhane ka waqt aagaya hai..
Ohja uncle gets motivated ...
Ohja uncle- hi hi hi Agent B ke kehne ka matalb hai ki hum north division we aaye hai..aur mein in sab ka head hoon...aur rahi baat yakin ki..toh maareh jaise chalak ..gyaani...yodha veer
Other Colony people- ahem ahem
Ohja uncle- mere kehna ka yeh matalb hai ki tumhara Woh agent z mujeh bahut maanta hai.. aur kyu na maan aakhiri mein bhi uska senior hoon aur agar mere kehne par vishwas nahi toh jaao jaake apne Woh agent z se puch lo aur Haan uske baad apna istifaa le Lena...nahi Nahi..istifaa saath hi lejao aur Haan apne Woh agent z ka bhi istifaa le jaao...Woh mujeh..mujeh receive karne nahi aaya huh...
Guard - sorry sir...par hame strict instructions hai ..checking ke liye ..agent z sir ki aur se...
Ohja uncle- thik hai thik hai par abhi mein khush nahi hoon ..mujeh lagtaa hai tumhara istifaa dena hi hoga...Agent bhavna bhatt istifaa laao...
Bhavna aunty- deti hoon sir...( Whispering) ooo Rajasthan express mein istifaa kaha se laao aur jyada overacting mat kijiye
Ohja uncle- hi hi hi soch ne do mujeh ab kya kare...(towards guard) hi hi hi areee mein bhul hi gaya istifaa toh mere paas hai...
Bhadresh- dekho tumne hamara insult kar diya hai..aur sabse zyaada insult Agent O sir ka kiya hai...Dekho unke paas istifaa sabka soch lo ...kya karna hai
Liza - Haan man.ab tumko kadak sazaa dega...tum sochlo...yaa toh tum hame direct Woh agent z ke paas lejao..warna soch lo kya hoga..kyu sahi kaha na Agent R
Ronnie- Haan Haan tum soch lo tumhaari sar par woh ba woh Woh ba...
All- tch tch tch..
Ronnie - areeek min man..Agent L Woh mera dil ke aage konsa Hindi word hota hai
Guard- ro raha hai...
Ronnie - you can do better ...man..
Bhadresh- bada hai?
Ronnie - no man aur option deo
Liza- kya kehta hai??
Ronnie - no man..chalo try karo sab Acha option do mereko...
Liza - seriously Agent R ek toh hum yaha important work ke liye aaya hai..and tum atkta hai...
Guard - sir Dil bhar aaya
Ronnie- aeee tum bich mein mat bolo ..aur timepass mat karo mere saath
Guard- sir mein toh aapki help kar raha hoon ...options ke saath
Ronnie - oh sorry sorry..thank you for helping ..Haan toh meih keh raha tha ki tumhara sar pe Bharhi talwaar latk raha hai.. toh tum soch lo Tumhe kya karna hamari baat maanni hai ya phir istifaa Lena hai ..
Guard - sorry sir ... Mein aapko ...agent z sir ke se milaata hoon woh abhi Jo aliens pakde Gaye haina unke saath hai...chaliye sir aap...
Guard... Takes them towards the room...
Here manav and gang reaches the room...
Ghotalas are happy and surprised to see all
Varsha - hemant...!!! Shishir!!! ..beta tum log yaha ..kya kar rahe ho...thik toh ho na tum dono...
Varsha goes to touch shishir and hemant but gets shock...
Varsha - aaah...
Vasant- varsha!!! Piche aao ..tum thik toh ho...
Varsha- mein thik hoon vasant
Shishir - mummy...kya hua ...mummy..
Hemant- haawww hafu hafu ..mummy dariye mein aapko bachata hoon..
Vasant - nai beta ...haath mat lagnaa.warna tujeh bhi jhatka lagega...
Agent q - aap sab chinta mat kariye ..mein abhi ultra electric shock waves ko bandh karta hoon ..mein ne yaha secret camera chuppa ke rakha tha...agent z sir ne electric shock waves ka security code rakha hai uske bina yeh waves nahi hat sakte...
Manav - vasant bhaiya aap tension mat lijiye hum aap ko bacha lenege...
Agent q - vasant bhaiya aap sab piche hat jaaye mein waves ko stop air raha hoon...aapko electric shock na lage issliye aap sab piche hat jaaye..
After few minutes...
Agent q - ab aap sab bahaar aajaye mein ne ultra electric waves shock bandh kar diya hai...
Ghotalas come out and hugs everyone...
Shanav hugs varsha hugs lajo aunty and Bhairavi...Jacky ... Karthik and 212 hugs eachother .
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Hemant and shishir hugs karthik..
Karthik- (in tears) 225 ...-426 ..kaise ho tum dono...
Shishir- 2015 bhaiya humne aapko bahut miss kiya..ab aap hame chodke mat jaana..
Hemant- Haan bhaiya ...aap hame chodke mat jaana humne aur 333 ne kitna miss kiya aapko..ab mein aapko Kahi nahi jaane doonga
Karthik - promise ..mein ..ab Kahi nahi jaaunga tum sab ko chod..
320 then hugs his nephew...
Hemant -320 Mama aap toh ppp lag rahe ho insaani roop mein
Pritesh - hame yahaa se nikal na hoga ... Kahi woh agents na aajaye...
Suddenly they here HC voice ...
HC- manav... bhairavi ..kholo ...mein HC hoon...kya hua..tum sab thik ho... Shishir... hemant...
Sharad- lagta hai HCji screen pe hai..they open the bag...
HC becomes happy on seeing all...
Ghotalas-ishaaba
HC- khamma gani...
Ghotalas - khamma gani..
HC-vasant...Varsha...tum sab thik ho Woh agents ne tumhe kuch pareshan toh nahi kiya na...?
Vasant- HC ki hum thik hai agent q ki maddad se hum Bach gaye hai..hum bas ab bair agency nikal rahe hai HCji...
HCji- thik hai jaldi waha woh Borivali ke jungle ke paas aajao ..spaceship wahi aayegi..aur sambhal ke aana...
Vasant- Haan hum aajayenge..
320- aur Haan HCji zaraa spaceship thodi comfortable bhejna jijia ke khatre jaise spaceship mat bhejna...
Vasant- bola lakhadbhagha ...HCji aap 320 ko samjha dijiye ... Ke meri spaceship ko khatra na bole ..
HC - thik hai...vasant ..320 tum vasant ki spaceship ko bailgaadi bolna...
Vasant gets angry and tries to close screen..Sharad stops vasant..
Sharad- bhaiya...HC hai woh...
Vasant- Haan toh kya karu..hamesha ..tang karte hai mujeh..
HC - haan tum sab ruko ek min Megha aur Grishma aur Jacky aur 212 ke mummy Papa se baat kar lo ..jab se unhe patah chala hai ki tum sab musibat mein hai sab ne Pura grah sar pe utha liya hai..sabka ka ro ro ke bura haal hogaya hai..
Vava and sharad gets worried
Soon megha and Grishma appear on screen..
Ghotalas get emotional on seeing them...
Grishma-mummy..papa aap sab kaise hai...
Varsha- Grishma... Hum thik hai beta..Dekho 2015 bhaiya mil Gaye hai...hum bas aa rahe hai..beta..2015 ko wapas leke ...
Grishma - 2015 ..bhaiya...aap kaise ho...aap wapas jaldi aajao...
Karthik- mein aa raha hoon 333 ..mein aa raha hoon...(towards megha) chachi...aap kaise ho...mein bahut khush aap waps aagye...chachi..patah hai sharad ..chacha Aapke Bina bahut dukhi hogaye the...
Megha - mein thik hoon karthik...mein aap sab ko bahut miss kar rahi hoon..jaldi aaye wapas...
Sharad - hum Aa rahe hai..megha..bas ab aa rahe hum
Jacky &212 saw their parents and gets emotional...
Jacky and 212 parents thanks vasant and varsha for bringing back their children...
HCji is happy..he thanks manav and others for their help
HCji- aeee bahut hua ab baat karna ..mein space ship bhej raha hoon tum sab wapas aajao ...mein party ppp ki tyaari karna start karta hoon pure grah ko sajana hai..khaana banna hai..bahut kaam baaki hai...ishaaba
All- ishaaba
Sweety singh- oyeee.chalo bahaar meri Jeep hai.. mein aap sabko woh Borivali ke jungle ke paas lejaata hoon...
Hemant- heeein..ek min rukiye ...yeh dekhiye ohja uncle...aur Bhavna aunty aur bhadresh uncle air Liza aunty bhi yaha hai..hum unhe hii hello kehke nikalte hai
Manav--kya??? Papa aur baaki sab yaha hai...
Hemant- heeein yeh dekhiye mein ne unhe hi bhi kaha par unhone sunna nahi...
All sees towards the screen...
Manav - woh log yahi aa rahe hai.. Kahi baaki sab pakde toh Nahi Gaye...
Lajo aunty - patah nahi..manav par hame yaha chupna hoga ..Woh bass aate hi honge ...Dekho...
Vasant- Kahi woh log musibat mein na ho hum chup jaate hai...phir Woh yaha aayenge tab dekh lenge kya karna hai...hoon?
All- hooon
Guard others to room...he is shocked on not finding anyone...
Gaurd- oh my god..sir kaha hai...aur Woh aliens ..unhe yahi toh rakha tha. Kaha Gaye ...
Bhavna aunty -(whispering)Liza Kahi humne Der na kar di ..ho..Kahi ghotala family..
Liza -(whispering) nai nai Bhavna aunty aisa nahi ho sakta...
Ohja uncle-(whispering)hey maarah khaatushyam ghotala family ko salatmat rakhna...kaha gaye honge woh log kaha rakha hoga woh jhallar agents ne sabko...
Suddenly...they here vasant voice...
Vasant -hamla ...karo...
Everyone comes out from their hideout...
Guard gets scared and he faints...
Hemant - heeein papa yeh uncle toh behosh ho gaye ..mein unhe aise paani daalke jagata hoon ...
Vasant - aeee nai nai hemant beta rehna de...( Towards Bhavna aunty) Bhavna aunty ..aap bilkul bhi mat dariye mein ne yeh guard ko behosh kar diya..ab aapko yeh kuch nahi karega...
Suddenly they hear faint voices of footsteps ...
Agent q -(looking towards screen) areee baapre yeh agent z aur agent x toh bahar nikal gaye hai aur dusre agents ke saath yahi aa rahe ...hame bhaagna.. hoga..
All runs out of room...
Agent z - pakdo...sabko..Woh log bhaag rahe hai..pakdo sabko...
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