When Arjun is saddled with a problem like Maya . . .
(Puzzled Arjun just starts singing to relieve his pain!)
She does not hesitate to hurt and then cries like a child, her eyes have got lots of tear
Then swiftly switches her mood to dance and whistles on the stair
And underneath her wimple she has curlers in her hair
One even hear her singing & spreading love in the air
But she's also getting very cruel, and her penitence is not real
She's somehow managing to outsmart others in every deal
I hate to say it, but I firmly feel Maya's not showing any signs of heal!
She tortured Ma, trapping her hand in door hinge
Maya made me shudder and cringe
How do you solve a problem like Maya?
How do you catch a cloud in its path?
How do you find the word that means Maya?
A psychopath! A sociopath! Or just bloodbath!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay and listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maya?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
When I'm with her I'm confused, out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather, she's as flighty as a feather
She's a darling! She's a demon! She's a lamb!
She'd out pester any pest, drive a hornet from its nest
She could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
She is gentle! She is wild! She's a riddle! She's a child!
She's a headache! She's an angel! She's a girl!
How do you solve a problem like Maya?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find the word that means Maya?
A dreaded psycho! Or a gorgeous diva in town!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay and listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
PS: It is Arjun's POV, as she is very nice to him, really, but troubles him too, often!
Courtesy :- With minor Adaptations & largely from Original : The sound of Music lyrics -How do you solve a problem like maria?)
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