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So...our hataa kataa testosterone fuelled choraa (nor my words but the 3 nosy auntiejis who were pestering him in the previous episode) finally got married! What angle he looks like a chora as opposed to a man, I don't know.😆
Now before we go any further, I have to get this out of my system... Yaar i know girls/ladies carry all sorts in their handbags but man...these Ladno women!!! A piece of rope?!!🤔 😕
Im not going to comment on our uma's sanskaari ways😡 in this episode as several of us have already vented our spleen and very justifiably! I must say, I may have swallowed uma's pseudo-sanskari ways ( a future track could show him being autistic or temporary insanity, all these years of celibacy rendered him temporarily insane aka he's now finally got the hots😆)but the whole frigging village??!!😡 I can't swallow a whole village🤬
Anyhoo...so I'll move on to the precap. Kanak refuses to do grihapravesh. What I'd love to see is her, quick as a flash, hop over the rice pot, turn around and face outwards, take aim and give it an almighty kick OUT of the house. Wayyy out! While all the sanskari chamchas are rooted to the spot, catching flies in their mouths, pick up the kumkum water thaal and fling it out of the house. Wayy out into the road. THEN turn round and say...mai grihapravesh nahi karungi
Moochad happens to be walking up towards the house. He sees a metal pot come flying straight for his head, a few grains of rice delicately sprinkling out as it sails towards him...backgrounded score...'umashan kar ki shaadi haiii...uma shankar ki shaaadiii haiii' 😆
Instinct kicks in. Without realising what he's doing, moochad catches the pot!!! 👏He can't help it, he looks inside,😳 then looks puzzled for there is rice inside.😲 He looks up to see who threw it. Bam!! Kanak sees moochad's face and recognises it!!😲 'Hookum...', says moochad as he walks towards the house doorway. Quick as a flash Kanak realises moochad is just a naukar, its Uma who is behind grabbing her bhabho's beloved dukaan!!😲😡
The bit of brains she's inherited from Sandhya assert s dominance. She runs the now short distance towards moochad, snatches the pot from his hands, spins round and stomps back towards the entrance. Just before the entrance she stops, looks uma straight in the eye, while still staring him in the eye, turns the pot upside down pouring out the rice. Places the empty pot in the entrance, tips it over with her left foot and walks in. Turns round and says... 'Zabarzasti se ki hui shaadi se Lakshmi nahi ghar mein aati. Kyun ke zabarzati ki shaadi dharma se khilaaf hai'
If she is going to be mrs sanskaari, she should start giving lectures too🥳
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