Episode 135's Chill post.

So here it is. It's kinda like a parody of today's episode. I hope it makes you all laugh and serves its purpose, because there's too much tension around.

Smile and make others smile!

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Thank you SET INDIA, for forcing me to watch Krpkab while waiting for you to upload Beyhadh. While on the topic of Krpkab, all that will be written henceforth must be read in the voiceover of this *extremely* intriguing character who fancies herself as GKB aka "gareeb ki beti" (albeit now she's ex-GKB), and all those who don't know her..well damn that's one life wasted.

BACK TO BEYHADH.

Sorry for getting beyhadh off-track.

The show starts, obviously with 5 seconds from the previous episode, with that fatass frog who's the (dis)embodiment of the talent of the skill called acting, sentencing Ayaan Not-So-Potter (no glasses, must have flown away during one of those slap floods) getting devastatingly unknown number of years in jail. *sighs* You had one job, Judge.

Let's have two minutes of silence for the Panda's upbringing(We don't know Maya had plotted against Ayaan at this point). You also had one job, Vandu, since Arjun ignored you almost all his life...

Now we see Maya and Samay and hey bhagwaan definitely aath saal ki kashish zinda hai. (Why do I feel like Ayaan's fiance has been suppressing a sneaky smile all this while?)

But when they get out, *hey is you madhumakhiyaan? Nu u repoters*!!

Okay stopping here to acknowledge that girl who asked, "aapko sharam nahi aayi apni bhabhi ka rape karte hue?", gurl have you lost it?

Saanjh's looking like she escaped from a zombie movie, *YAY SAANJH THE MOVIE STAR!* jk but Aneri, you pulled it off really well. Can we now talk about Vandana's makeup now? Did beyhadh earn a lot in S1 to finance this? Sorrynotsorry this woman is pathetic all the way from looking at Saanjh as if she's gonna solve all of vandy problems, to giving Arjun a shraap.

*plays the titanic theme*

Simmi: Ayaan potter, main teri Ginny ban ke rahungi, tu ja jail me Voldy (Vandy, ik ik, this is out of context but meh) ko jail me hara k aa, uski naak toh tu already kaat chuka hai, bas jaldi aana, I'll wait for you!

Now that we have the reporters out of the way, we see the Mahila Mandal all ready with a black ink bottle, *BATTLE FORMATIONS! TEAM SAANJH ON THE RIGHT(pun intended), TEAM MAYA ON THE LEFT with me sitting in the middle with popcorns*

God this Mahila Mandal's Mahilas got no chill like calm your ass jeez. (Let's admit it, they acted better than the judge that fatty got paid for sitting there and nodding.)

Wait is that Maya stepping in front of Saanjh? HOLY MOTHER OF COW SHE IS!

*listens to Maya's semi-threatening women empowerment speech* (Who else felt like this would be the perfect time for a Sanyaas and Saanjh Milan?)

*wipes tears* ek aurat hote hue mujhe maya par garv hai, ja beta mera naam roshan kar :")

(secretly uses the content for next school project)

Okay now we see some saas-damad bonding time can we skip this part pls because it ahem makes my skin crawl that this woman can act like a mother to Arjun and not her own daughter, Jhanvi you gave birth to her dammit.

*fastforwarding*

Maya's trying to rub off all the humiliation *insert crying pepe here* Jennifer, you nailed it girl. *Appreciation time! confetti*

Sources say that the water isn't actually H2O but Saanjh's tears. (obviously she's cried so much in this series Maya could bath in it for years). Galat baat Maya beta, Ma ne nahi sikhaya durso ke aansu se naahate nahi? (lekin mataji to paralyzed hain oops)

Saanjh's crying again probably because she's gonna have to go be a Naga baba (on a side note, When, just when will you learn Saanjh, that messing with Maya isn't one of your best decisions?) Samay complete with that oversized schoolboy look enters and leaves her as soon as she asked him to. I feel bad for this girl *sigh* it looks as if he was waiting desperately to leave her. Move on Saanjh, guys are not your thing.

Suman, Suman, Suman, I can not explain how much I love this part of the episode , finally, finally, a mother's acting like a mother should. If there's one character in Beyhadh who's completely good and will remain so, it's you Suman. She genuinely cares about her daughter and has always given her good advice. *pat on the head* good job.

And now we have some Arjun and Maya *wink wink nudge nudge*

Is it me or does Prem actually look like he's trying to impersonate Shri Ram when he makes that damn-my-daughter-i-wish-you-werent-crying-we-have-biriyani face?

Back to Maya and Arjun,with him asleep, she reminisces bribing the Mahila Mandal ouch Maya you need to chill *sigh* Can you hear the sound of my heart shattering because lol i thought they acting well, and now it turns out they were paid for it.T_T.

We also see her kicking Ayaan's leg and I will refrain from saying anything on that.

The precap has us seeing our dear old beloved Panda trying to stab Maya. This should be fun. (hear me, Sony? Make it not a dream sequence if you have humanity)

Quite the amusing post! Thanks, it was a laugh 😆