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biggest worry going into Hind Ka Napak Ko Jawab MSG Lionheart - 2 was that the film would break continuity in what was meant to be the Lionheart trilogy. In the first movie, we dealt with aliens who caused mental illness. By the end of the movie, they were regrouping to strike again, obvious fodder for a sequel. However, when MSG revealed that the film would instead deal with the hot button topic of surgical strikes, the alien story arc seemed effectively dumped.
But MSG is versatile. Hind Ka Napak Ko Jawab ties the aliens into the storyline, as they seamlessly (with the help of antigravity magic and force fields) integrate into Pakistan's terror apparatus.
The movie then proceeds seamlessly, with all the tact and nuance that has come to be the hallmark of an MSG movie.
It begins with the Indian army carrying out surgical strikes on Pakistan, without the help of MSG. Hundreds of Indian soldiers stream effortlessly through helpfully placed gates in the Indo-Pak border fence to inflict massive casualties on Pakistani terrorism camps.
Their vengeance is so over the top, you'd think they'd sent a clear enough message. Unfortunately, the lukewarm response by the media, as well as statements by politicians casting doubts about the veracity of the strikes, leads the Indian establishment to deploy India's most dangerous weapon - MSG.
MSG's suitability for such a mission is twofold - one, he's furious that politicians dare to question the Indian army about the strikes, and two, he's shown carrying out surgical strikes in Myanmar, where he pilots a helicopter with an XBox controller, before blowing up the bad guys with the controller batteries.
Thus bad ends and worse begins.
If MSG has thus far waged war on his arch enemies - logic, dress sense and acting, he's added a fourth enemy to that list with Hind ka Napak, Pakistan. And if he seemingly hated the first three, that hate isn't a patch on his hatred for Pakistan.
In MSG's world, Pakistani maulvis are perverts who run terror camps, terrorists are waging jihad to get laid, and Pakistani cabinet meetings consist of the Prime Minister (a Nawaz Sharif knockoff) and army chief meeting with assorted terrorists. All rooms are green. All bottle caps are green. And, as head of Green-land (Not to be confused with Greenland) budget Nawaz Sharif even drinks green juice.
MSG proceeds to infiltrate all of this madness with his trusty lady sidekick Josh, destroying all of it along the way. He even manages to assassinate the Pakistani PM, not with poison or bullets, but technology that turns him into poo. No. I'm not making this up. Only MSG is capable of that.
Along the way he manages to meet, rescue and marry a Pakistani woman. We know she's chaste and sanskar because she has an Indian visa. She falls in love with him because of his proficiency at calf exercises. He trains her to fight. She dies randomly and inexplicably and he moves on in two seconds because he has 99 problems but...
And what about the aliens? They're still lurking in the shadows we imagine, waiting to make a grand return in the sequel.
Watch this movie if you want to unlearn everything you know about terrorism, the army, diplomacy, Islam, romance and the Balochistan struggle. Another good reason to watch it is if you like CGI animals -- from eagles to exploding crabs and terrorist Saint Bernards.
If those aren't life goals for you, don't watch this movie, it may give you cancer. If India truly wanted to retaliate against Pakistan, we should arrange for Hind Ka Napak Ko Jawab to be screened on all Pakistani channels for a whole day. They will gladly give up Kashmir to make the torture stop.
Rating: 0/5
Director: Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan
Cast: Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh, Honeypreet Insan
The last time Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh came to screen, he fought aliens and saved the planet Earth. This time, he carries a surgical strike on Pakistan and resolves several other issues side by side. Hind Ka Napak Ko Jawab MSG Lion Heart 2 is not a film, it's a propaganda. In fact, propaganda thy name is MSG Lion Heart 2!
Contrary to popular belief, it's not a nationalist film. It's a painful journey that no non-follower will be able to survive. No matter what field you're in, it's a nightmare in every aspect - fashion, acting, reviewing, choreography, music, editing, VFX - everything. But if you're someone who loves gizmos and gadgets, this film will give you sleepless nights - and that we can guarantee. A pen that turns into a bike, a car that flies like a helicopter, a watch with which you can live chat on, coins that are bombs, a ring full of venom and what not - it'll make you unlearn everything you've ever known about technology.
The film, based on the recent surgical strike, reduces the current tension between India and Pakistan to nothing but a cringe-worthy subject. The film begins with how the Indian Armed Forces carry a surgical strike on Pakistan - within seconds - "without any loss, without any injury". It soon shifts its focus and Lion Heart hogs the limelight once the politicians ask for a valid proof of the claim. He takes it personally and decides to head the troop and show it himself. On the way, he falls in love with a Pakistani woman - marries her in the blink of an eye - and does some strange dance sequences during the course. And just when you think the makers have done enough to glorify themselves, the past connection of aliens come into the picture. He fights and slays them off too.
No, it doesn't end here.
The film, to our dismay, ends on an open note and hints at another one coming up soon.
So there's surgical strikes, love Jihad, Baluchistan partition issue, aliens and some romance sprinkled here and there. It's a textbook example of how things go wrong when an extremist ideology is turned into a forced film. There's no plot - the only storyline you'll see and understand - is the makers' hatred for all things Pakistani. Because it's that side of the border', everything has to be green. Even the juice people drink during meetings is green. According to the makers, all of them are terrorists and all are waiting to get laid in the name of love jihad.
But wait, their hatred towards people on the other side doesn't lift up the scenes shot on this side of the border'. You'll often see them discussing a topic as grave as surgical strikes over paranthas' or in a jewellery shop or something as eerie as this. Urgh!
It's a one-sided tale, so poorly narrated, it'll make you cry. It doesn't glorify the nation, but the maker himself. With 43 credits for his own and 22 for his daughter, the self-obsession levels need no introduction.
The film rides high on nothing. No plot, no song, no dance, no dialogue, no performance - nothing will make sense to a non-follower. And why should it? It's an absolute regressive film with no sense whatsoever!
If you think you might give this one a shot and have a good laugh, let us tell you in advance - no, you'll not find yourself laughing, just a few chucklesome moments maybe. (If you do want a piece of his mind though, you might as well watch the previous one in MSG series).
But if you're a follower, nothing we say or do, should affect you. You'll continue watching and that's what makes the theatre flood with viewers. You'll clap and you'll laugh and everytime that happens, a non- follower's heart will sink in disbelief.
Rating: 0/5
Watch the Rockstar Baba's latest film only if you need some comic relief, warns Prasanna D Zore.
Baba Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insan's Hind Ka Napak Ko Jawab: MSG Lionheart 2 is absolutely hilarious.
Watch it only if you love comic strips or have nerves of steel lest you get singed every single moment of the 135 minutes that the Baba takes to annihilate the jihadis across the border.
But wait, there is more to HKNKJ: MSG LH 2 than the most lethal anti-jihadi on Planet Earth.
The plot is as simple as they come.
Baba is the Chosen One -- even the Indian Army and its chief is sidelined -- and the Indian government deploys this cobra-esque missile to destroy the enemy state's prime minister, and cartoon-like lookalikes of Syed Salahuddins, Maulana Masood Azhars and Hafiz Saeeds.
He's armed with his partner-in-deshbhakti Josh and his forefinger ring that will put James Bond's M to shame with its amazing powers that spins out a wonder car, a powerful motorbike, bombs by the dozen and what have you...
To achieve his mission, the Baba dons the avatar of a maulvi, falls in love with a Balochi girl, forges a marriage, becomes a Pakistani army officer, and reduces the jihadis, including the Wazir-e-Azam, to cinders.
In between all this, the Baba gets time to sing romantic songs, cavort with his leading lady, and most hilariously: give a lecture on jihad to jihadis in their own backyard.
Considering the Baba's pompous film-making style, one would rather not dare ask or write about the other credits in HKNKJ: MSG LH 2. For, if he had 30 credits to his mighty name for his first film MSG Lionheart, for HKNKJ: MSG LH 2,Baba's credits stand at 43.
If Baba could, he would have donned the as his own leading lady too!
Will there be a sequel?
After reducing the jihadis to ashes, you believe the film is over and done with. But trust Baba to rub it in further with -- just like in MSG LH -- aliens becoming a part of the proceedings!
For the time being, Baba is in the safe custody of the aliens, who have taken him prisoner, caged him in a spiral of fire, as the film climaxes with 'To be Continue' (no typo here).
Watch HKNKJ: MSG LH 2 only if you need some comic relief.
Rediff Rating: 1 star
HKNKJ Gives Every Patriotic Indian a High: One enters the cinema with mixed feelings, the usual notion about this film being stereotyped, but one comes out - refreshed and elated. So, the most important part is what it does to you. And you have to be open minded, free of any fixed notions. On every count, the film is an entertainer throughout. Right from the word go it gets your patriotic juices flowing, remember the terror in Mumbai, remember the wanton slaying of sleeping soldiers... Don't forgive, don't forget, for NaPak, it is just what the doctor ordered.
A High tech flick that keeps viewer magnetized till last minute: And the doctor ordered surgical strikes. But with one surgical strike, the NaPaki terror beast is not going to be tamed, and so enters the Special Indian agency with its Super Sleuth Sher-E-Hind. And he is very, very high tech. Finally, we have our Indian James Bond loaded with gadgets and technology. From Flying Jetbikes to modified gyrocopters, the film has plenty to delight every automobile enthusiast. All stunts have been performed by the actors themselves without using body doubles. Good thing with movie's storyline is it keeps viewer captivated for all the time.
Real life villains brought alive: And the entire array of NaPak villains bear an uncanny resemblance to the dirty faces of terror we see in newspapers and magazines very day. And considering that most of them are first time actors, Directors MSG and his daughter Honeypreet Insan have done a very thorough job, as many of them drew applause.
India salutes the Army: It evokes a high dose of patriotic feelings and one certainly empathizes with the brave sacrifices of the Indian Army. It makes you stop and remember that nobody can be paid to die, it's only the army that has the nation's toughest job to do against our society's worst enemies, the NaPakis.
Balochistan yearns and burns, and this film sets it free: The greatest salve it applies to the wounds of suffering Balochs is that the film chronicles the liberation of Balochistan through the efforts of the Indian agents. Well, with all the meddling and peddling they have been up to, they most certainly asked for this. Certainly, a shot in the arm for Baloch nationalists!
Celebrated and feted director Shekhar Suman loved it: Shekhar Suman, who was present at the premiere show in Mumbai said, "It's very gutsy to make a movie on such a topic, It is his patriotism which reflects from Hind Ka Napak Ko Jawab."
Already a musical hit: Music As always, that is the greatest strength that overshadows everything else. The lyrics of "Jung Hai Humri Aatankwad Se" trumpets that Sher-e-Hind's fight is not against any country, religion or race but against the terrorism. Thank U for That' is fusion rock, Ye Jaana tujhe paake' is a melody you can croon to you girlfriend/wife and stay in love, forever. System Hil Gaya' is sweet and sexy in its quaint own way.
Love is in the air...and Love Jihad is reversed: The chemistry gets so groovy that one feels that a new king of romance is born. The pristine innocence of the young heroine is matched by the youthful exuberance and style quotient of Dr MSG. And the talk of Indian girl chasing Paki boy falls flat as the Paki damsel chases her elusive lover!
Action: Action Was great and seems to be improving with every MSG film.
Cinematography: This one takes the bakery as the movie is shot in very eye catching locales. The art direction is superb.
On the flip side: Considering that the VFX has been done mostly in house, it's a fairer deal compared to previous outings. Don't forget that the entire gamut of things is done in house by Hakikat Entertainment with minimal professional help except DOP, it is a remarkable effort for a film not made in Mumbai. And for the trivia that irks trivial minds, there is enough incredulous-ness in Bollywood to point fingers elsewhere. While we look at the actors in this film, most of them are fresh faces, but the way they have delivered their dialogues effortlessly, one can not guess that they are acting for first time in their lives.
Cast: Saint Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insan, Honeypreet Insan, Aditya Insan, Rakesh Dhawan, Ramesh Chahal, Manpreet, Karandeep, Bhupinder Kapoor, Diksha Insan, Bhushan Insan.
Hind Ka Napak Ko Jawab Box Office Collection: According to filmy-pundits, the movie will go down in the history of Indian Cinema as not just a blockbuster hit, but also one that generated so much enthusiasm in its viewers and one that changed their lives. Although box office figures are not immediately available, but the movie is slated to enter the 100-crore-club within no time.
Originally posted by: hermione82
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