mazak mazak may... dil ki bharaas nikalo

mazak mazak may... dil ki bharaas nikalo😉

Well... dun call me crazy guyz cOz nOw-a-days i am having craze Of dOin fun... sO here again... its me...Usman... wid a crazy tOpic....😆

nOw just think a "LATIFA" in yOur mind... keep One of Chit chat's member instead of the charactOr like Usman instead of Sardar ji... and make a funny jOke on a Cc's member...😆

and yes.... dun be hyper or dun take anything seriOusly... just have fun.....😛

🤣 🤣 what a great topic 👏 where do u get all these idea???...u r great topic starter 👏

i will be back with mine soon.

xoxo
-Lara 😊

Ok... let me start it.....😉

why did GRACY cut the sides of medicine before eating it ? think think think to avoid side EFFECTS. 😆
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Nugs bhaiyya proposed a Gracy..... Gracy said Im 1yr elder to you........... Nugs replied... Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
😆

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Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Vinu : 13th October
Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR 😆

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Frog 2 Star-- kya tum jaisOn ka dimag hota hai?
Star--- haan hota hai.
Frog- nahi hota hai n frog jumps in d water.
Star --isme suicide krne ki kya baat hai I was joking.
😲
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yOu knOw guyz....Rida opens her lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? 😉
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the skOol 😆

will cum back soon wid mOre...nOw yOur turn 😊

Originally posted by: fly2me

🤣 🤣 what a great topic 👏 where do u get all these idea???...u r great topic starter 👏

i will be back with mine soon.

xoxo
-Lara 😊

bOla tO hay... just getting ideas in mind and jhat say pOst kr daita hun.. dun knOw why..

INTERVIEWER: Tell me the opposite of gOod.

Lara : Bad.

INTERVIEWER: COme.

Lara : GO.

INTERVIEWER: Ugly.

Lara : Pichlli. 😆

INTERVIEWER: U G L Y?😡

Lara : PICHLLY !!!!!!!

INTERVIEWER: Shut Up!!!

Lara : Keep Talking.

INTERVIEWER: Get Out.

Lara : Cum In.

INTERVIEWER: Oh my GOd.

Lara : Oh my Devil.

INTERVIEWER: U r Rejected!!!

😡 Lara : I am Selected........ BALLE BALLLE
[:D/]

Misunderstanding

The homeowner was delighted with the way Usman had done all the paintwork on his house.

"You did a great job," he said as he handed Usman his fees. "Also, in order to thank-you, here's an extra 500 bucks to take the wife out to dinner and a movie."

Usman declined, saying, "No, I can't accept that."

"I insist," said the man. "It would make me very happy if you do it."

"Well," said Usman reluctantly, but with appreciation, "If you really don't mind it, I'll do it."

Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was Usman, standing there in clean clothes, holding a bouquet of flowers.

Thinking that Usman had forgotten something he asked, "What's the matter, did you leave something behind?"

"Nope," replied Usman. "I'm just here to take the wife out to dinner and a movie like you asked."

Originally posted by: Lovers Ka Love

bOla tO hay... just getting ideas in mind and jhat say pOst kr daita hun.. dun knOw why..

tum to serious hogaya.

cheer up!😃

@ ya, i love the jokes 😆they were funny..specially vinu's and nug's!😆

xoxo

-Lara😊

lol great post!! i will come back later

hmm great post indeed..but shouldn't this be in Jokes Section..??

Hiya,

ok, here is mine, it's about gracy and nug 😛 -


Nug: May I hold ur hand?
Gracy: No thanks, it isn't heavy! 😆 😆

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Nug: i would go to the end of the world for u.

Gracy: Ok, but would you stay there for forever? 😆 😆

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Nug: I can die for u, I love u so much!

Gracy: how soon?..when can i party? 😆 😆

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plz don't take it seriously.. 😳

xoxo
-Lara 😊