Once upon a time in a far far away land
There lived a girl named Maya in a lonely jungle in a Purani Haveli
all alone.
People from d neighboring village used to think she is a witch (chudail/daayan/bhootni/pataali devi-take ur pick) and will curse anybody who will get close to her
One day a prince named Arjun from neighboring kingdom of Banaras comes to the jungle for hunting but lost his bodyguards while chasing a deer.
Feeling thirsty n hungry Arjun saw d Purani Haveli n entered asking- Aji Koi hai???
Maya in her room listened to d voice n gt confused who is at her doorsteps...becos no bdy comes dere...
Listening to d voice Maya descended d staircase. Both Arjun n maya eyes met and ho gya pehli nazar ka pyaar..
Audience-Awww dey r so hot n cute..!!!! some fans even started writing FFs wid hot suhaagaraat
Arjun started living wid Maya for some days n noticed her good culinary, painting n magic skills n was superbly duperly impressed..
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On other hand Maya was full line maaroing on Arjun chupke chupke watches him shirtless n getting dirty thoughts of kissing him...
Audience-Yay Maya Go baby go..U r totally classy n elegant n unlike serial bahus...Pls give us chumma stuffs den v dnt have to make edits
Some days passes like dis.Maya decides to propose Arjun. ...
Scene shifts To Maya proposing Arjun..
Maya totally decked up in a red gown goes on her knees ( SRk's style): 
Mujhe yakeen hai k mai sirf isliye dharti pe tapki hu k tumhari ban saku n tum sirf isliye bhatakte bhatakte is jungle me aaye ho taaki tum mere proposal accept kr sako...I love you ...AaarJuuun
Arjun (shocked)-Wo mai... mai na ..Maya mai na
Maya said- Kya bakri ki tarah mai mai kr raha hai-Insaan hai ya bakri decide kr le pehle
(Maya k one liner sun k Arjun decided isko No nai bolte 
abhi thoda latkate hai...nai to aise hee aur animal kingdom se compare kr k izzat utaregi...)
Arjun-Wo kya hai na Maya mai abhi underage hun. And as per My Kindom's Rules meri Mataji hee decide krengi mai haan bolu ya na...
Maya-Oh to mujhe matlab Maaji k paas shagun bhejna chaiye tha ..Faltu me maine apna time tumpe kharab kiya..u r useless..Galti se mistake ho gayi
Arjun(annoyed bt tried to control his anger) said-Koi baat nai ...bade bade junglon me aisi choti choti baatei hoti rehti...
(Maya thinking-kya chori k dialogue bol raha hai saala
Arjun thinking-tune bhi to churaya hua hee bola tha na...badi aayi)
Then after some tym Arjun tells Maya dat he has to leave for his kingdom now...and he leaves
Scenes shifts to kingdom of Banaras
{{(Arjun's palace
is like typical daily soap sasural wid many rooms n one big hall where everybody can stand n give shocking expression for 1 min each n happily eat away screen tym...
Family is very rich but males' r completely jobless n available at home always n females even sleep in Banarasi sarees wid heavy makeup 
n jewelry n cook food even after having so many servants.)}]
Arjun's family Members - Vandana maataji
, his door ki friend Saanjh, n chotu motu bro Ayaan n various chacha-chachi-mama-mami etc...
Vandana n saanjh ki katti batti hai n Vandana wants saanjh as her pota producing machine...)}]
Arjun reached d palace 
n saw Vanadana matajee on doorstep holding a thaali for aarti..
After aarti he did all wat a typical daily soap hero does...Going to Mandir n do prathna n paai lago to all elders ..
After doing Khana peena Arjun n saanjh sits to talk doing blah blah abt their friendship n childhood(full public display of affection)
Audience (annoyed)- repetitive stuffs aagey badho
Arjun- U knw Saanjh I met a girl in jungle n she proposed me
Saanjh-W*F...tu waha shikaar krne gya tha ya shikaar honey
Arjun- Started again his chesy weezy stuff)- Gaya to shikaar krne hee tha but uski khoobsurat aankhon ne mera shikaar kar liya...
Saanjh-abey tharki tune uski aankhein dikhi meri me nai dekha meri aankho me kya conjunctivitis hua hai...
Arjun-Matlab
Saanjh- Matlab kuch nai...continue wid ur day dreaming mai idhar udhar bhatak k aati hu
Dat day saanjh ne ek baat realize ki
"Dost humse na pate toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost kisi aur se pat jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai
Saanjh brainstorming session -- Mai bhi Arjun k liye itne saalo se aahein bhar rai hu ..iseey dikhta nai duffer..ladka hee hai na ye...nw im having serious doubts...
After convincing herself on Arjun's Mardaangi, Saanjh decided she will make Arjun hers anyhow...She wanted to clear raaste ka kaanta n everything else in line wid Modiji's swach bharat abhiyan
(giving social msg everywhere is in fashion nowadays na... to maine bhi ek chipka diya)
Everybdy thinks saanjh is a normal girl ..But dats nt d truth becos she is completely paranormal becos she is d biggest fan of show 
N watches regularly on rangeela channel at 07:30 pm
As a regular viewer she has learnt many kaali shaktiyaan tricks from Simar Guruma.
Using her magic skills she hacked Arjun's mind n gt to knw Maya's address
Den she set on d journey 
n after few days reached Mayas 'purani haveli
After reaching dere she knocked on d big door n realised its open
Slowly she entered n saw Maya doing ballad...
Saanjh thinking oh dis is hw she has pataofy my arjun by doing her sultry seductive dance moves...Bloody hell
Saanjh called Maya's name which makes Maya turn...
Looking at Saanjh Maya thot daal me kuch kaala hai n she used her magic skills n gt to knw abt Saanjh's intention of coming to her haveli...
Saanjh- So u r d one who is bewitching my Arjun
Maya- Ur Arjun..Ja raasta naap..size dekha hai apna..phoonk maarungi to udd jaaegi
Saajh-Dnt try to scare me..u dnt even kwn wat Im capable of...
Maya- N u dnt knw me. Hum tum mein itne ched karenge ... ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le ... aur wo (beep beep) kahan se Karen
(Girls talking abt farts is a serious NO NO in Indian culture)
Saanjh(furious)-Hw dare u??Im nt gonna leave u nw...
Both d girls started d fight and Battle of Pagalpanti starts:
Girls started dancing n mouthing chants n throwing curses at each other
( If anybdy has difficulty in imagining den Pls watch naagin, sasural simar ka or kavach. U will get such sequences every 3rdday...)
The battle continues for next few hours
Mean while Arjun tells his mother abt Maya n convinces her n brings her to purani haveli
Both Arjun n his Amma were horrified to see d witches doing Taandav dance
But after some tym dey started loving d tashan drama between d girls...Arjun started hooting to dem to do more
Both Maya n saanjh- Tum kya apne aap ko Mughal-e-Azam aur hum log ko Anarkali samajhta hai be ... kitna nacha raha hai?
Arjun again insulted thot its better to keep my mouth shut n let d girls do wat dey r best at i.e., fight
The battle was not ending as both d witches were highly powerful n had neck to neck completion.
Fed up saanjh decided to use fly curse on Maya n end d war . Yes u guessed it right its d same curse which tantric has used in SSK to turn simar into makkhi ( which had offended whole makkhi species ..awww poor makkhis)..
After saanjh mouths curse on maya there is a pause sequence showing everybody's shocking expression...
Maya fans- I hate u saanjh ...u r so irritating..u r d real witch...Maya is d lead ..got it..she will b saved...she will get d hero
Saanjh fans-Maya is a witch... she is dangerous...she cn kill hatta katta Arjun so easily...its wrong to show a witch getting hero 
Arjun fans-never seen anyone (koi hai bhi kya???hai to haath upar kro...)
Mean while on beyhad forum-These r d members
Continuation- Kaha they hum...yes... yaad aaya...
Wen saanjh cursed Maya d chant had reversed affect and hit saanjh instead of Maya n she transforms into a fly 
(its similar to Voldemort cursing Harry potter by Avada kedavra n spell gets reversed )
Reason-Maya was not a real witch and d spell was for real witches like Simar...
Flashback sequence is shown which shows Maya as a kid was lost in jungle n a tantric named Ashwin 
has put some curse on her which led to her becoming witch ...
So the curse made Saanjh a makkhi n broke the witch effect on Maya. Saanjh udte udte goes away to her La la land n Arjun confesses his love to Maya n dey get married
After marriage ArYa goes to Mauritus for their honeymoon and produced lots of baby psychos...
Special credit to Sharmin who was after my life to write a fun post for Beyhad forum n d basic plot for d story is also provided by her..đđ
Another round of credit to all my best buddies who always support me in all my endeavoursđđ
Danger Zone-If anybody will make a bashing comment n try to ruin my post dey will b reportedđđđ
Shiv Shakti
