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Posted: 9 years ago
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Hello friends ...

So finally cat is out of the bag.. Vashishth men do not work in army , rather they have a play area named army 🤔 where they hang out together ..

If you want to join their army club , here are the things you can expect :

1. You can have long silky hair no need to cut them. So have a feel of army but still can do hair oil advertisement.

2. You can boast to people we are in army but only thing you have to do is playSuper Mario in laptop at random hours, late nights are the best time.

3. You don't even have to wear army uniform even when you are visiting your play house just point at some random chart and bam you will get army feel.

4. Also as its all play no work army so you can stay at home just keep running aimlessly , check parcel for suspecting it to be a bomb .

5. Also this army club provide special facility to their prime members they will let you keep pistol gun in every room so that you can play army- convict when ever you want .

6. This army club instead of having black cat comondos uses BLACK CAT only they can't afford the comondos . You just have to feed these black cats

7. Also instead of using drones to keep an eye of enemy they have trained crows and they act as messenger , informer for this army club


If you want to join this army club please contact vashishth house and it's free of charge *


*Disclaimer : they will eat your head instead of charging any fees


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Posted: 9 years ago
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🤣🤣 how can u forget
This army camp allows murderers and molesters to roam around.. and give them to police when caught without even asking them why they did it...
Edited by cool_kriti - 9 years ago
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Posted: 9 years ago
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8. You're also not allowed any expressions on your faaa- oh wait. Avinash & Sethu had emotions on their thobra.

Scrap that!
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: *Reemz*

8. You're also not allowed any expressions on your faaa- oh wait. Avinash & Sethu had emotions on their thobra.

Scrap that!



🤣 actually elite members of this army club are not allowed to have any expression as they belong to Stone Age .

PS: please check vashishth family another buisness Flintstones 🤔
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Posted: 9 years ago
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The Patnaiks' are patriotic! we get it!
But they failed miserably man! šŸ˜†
The entire Vashisht parivaar is nothing but a joke! šŸ˜†


From Dadaji to Ramac**t to Ravish! šŸ˜†

Dadaji seems like the only legit military personnel in the family though! Maybe Ramac**t too ! That military operation in which he helped save Viv was the closest to a military drill this show is EVER gonna see ! šŸ˜†

As for Ravish! The only reason he is military is only and ONLY because his daddy & granddaddy were military personnel! šŸ˜†

And people say he is a 'self-made man' HOW IS THAT NOW? šŸ˜†

So much shit went down in his house and yet Ravish has the audacity to say, "Hamaare ghar mein toh jaanwar nahi hai!" WTAF BRO! Your wife, whom you are apparently in 'LOU' with was feeled up by your BIL, and your assistant! She told you and did you believe her? NO! How military are you bro? šŸ˜†

Also, Suman 'Delulu-af' Vashisht seems to think she's military too ! Walks around the house with a gun stuck on her pallu at all times! šŸ˜†

THIS FAMILY IS A f**kING JOKE OKAY! šŸ˜†
A disgrace to the military tbh! -.- Sorry, not sorry!

The Patnaiks' failed! And failed miserably!
Phase 2 is nothing but a laughing stock!


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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: cool_kriti

🤣🤣how can u forget

This army camp allows murderers and molesters to roam around.. and give them to police when caught without even asking them why they did it...



They are in army club not in real army to catch culprits we have imported Vividha and Atharv. Stop having this unreasonable demands kriti 😔 šŸ˜†
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Nish baby they literally provoke you to do somethinf like this, dont they ??? šŸ˜† Anyways you can only do this šŸ‘šŸ¼ and your 6th point is just 😈
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Posted: 9 years ago
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This entire family is such a joke mahn! 🤣

Oh I hope you added- You're not allowed to have emotions(except falling in lub in minutes).
So a staright- face in all circumstances is to be strictly maintained. They even do a bloody good job of it...ALL of them.




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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: Nishtha

Hello friends ...

So finally cat is out of the bag.. Vashishth men do not work in army , rather they have a play area named army 🤔 where they hang out together ..

If you want to join their army club , here are the things you can expect :

1. You can have long silky hair no need to cut them. So have a feel of army but still can do hair oil advertisement.

2. You can boast to people we are in army but only thing you have to do is playSuper Mario in laptop at random hours, late nights are the best time.

3. You don't even have to wear army uniform even when you are visiting your play house just point at some random chart and bam you will get army feel.

4. Also as its all play no work army so you can stay at home just keep running aimlessly , check parcel for suspecting it to be a bomb .

5. Also this army club provide special facility to their prime members they will let you keep pistol gun in every room so that you can play army- convict when ever you want .

6. This army club instead of having black cat comondos uses BLACK CAT only they can't afford the comondos . You just have to feed these black cats

7. Also instead of using drones to keep an eye of enemy they have trained crows and they act as messenger , informer for this army club


If you want to join this army club please contact vashishth house and it's free of charge *


*Disclaimer : they will eat your head instead of charging any fees



🤣 🤣 🤣

9. Never use your brains just makes decisions based on your assumptions. First delu Suman assumes Vividha loves Ravish & then our Captain Ravish assumes Vividha was molested by baby AtharavšŸ˜†

This whole V Family is belong to stone age . I think Army club should be named as Flinstone Army club 🤔
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Nish,Know what? Initially it was that they are a rich business family. And then it was finalized as faugee family. When the news came, I actually commented the change is a good thing and rich businessmen are clichd anyway in Indian TV...But these guys made army look like a joke...

Just for suspense, they brought an imposter track and made Sethuram,R's sahayak from army,a criminal.

The Vashist family boasts of their army heritage,but there's no safety. The house is open for creeps.There was a imposter...Chintu could enter easily... And I think Guddi's murderer is also an outsider.They believe in shraaps,apshaguns and we saw a Tantrik visiting.

And after sometime,I felt it would have been better if Ravish was introduced as a businessmen itself.It would have made some sense.His plans and execution of catching the imposter was epic fail.

And this one is hilarious. A parcel comes to the V-house on Vividha's birthday and he reprimands Sethu(or someone) for bringing it inside without checking. And then proceeds to open it with a pen knife🤣🤣And he knows it could be a bomb...He gives safety warning too...They move two steps back...Seriously? Did they think bombs are diwali crackers?

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