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OS: Happy bitches
Dev: Good morning, Maa!
Ishwari: Good morning baby! Why do you look so frail? Did Sona do something?
Dev: Oh Maa! You understand me so well. Yes, it's Sona. She didn't let me sleep last night. That goddamned swing kept me so busy, I forgot to sleep.
Dev was so miserable, his eyes became teary and he immediately put his head down in his mother's lap.
Ishwari: Oh my poor baby! Why is that outsider treating like this. Does she have no sense? What else did she do, my baby?
Dev: Maa! I don't want to hurt her so I agreed with her point of doing my chores myself. Maa, you know how incapable I am. How will I fold my clothes? She expects me to iron my clothes? What's an iron, Maa?
Ishwari: Baby you've seen an iron. Remember I showed it to you when we went to buy sarees on my birthday? Don't worry, I'll do everything, you just pretend that you did it.
Dev: Awww Maa! Aren't you the best. You understand everything. You have solutions for all my problems. How can Sona expect such things from a guy who always had a maid to take care of these chores. Stupid girl.
Ishwari: She's stupid. That's why I keep telling you to sleep here with me. I love you.
Dev: Yes Maa. I'm planning to shift in your room permanently, won't that be amazing? I just want to keep my head in your lap and sleep. I love you so much *happy tears*
And they lived happily...
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