Weekend Ka Waar, Salman Ki Maar (Excerpts 5th Nov Shoot) FUN Take!

My other fun posts of Season-10:

1. Fun Post-UN-DEKHA ACTION--Snippets of October 18th Episode (Not Shown)

2. Weekend Ki Haaye, Salman Sataaye--Preview Snippets (FUN TAKE)

3. REVEALED! Annual remuneration of Kamya Punjabi! (Fun Take) :)

4. Fun Post-- Azab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahaani! :)

5. One genuine question related to Monalisa... (Fun Post) :)

6. FUNopsis-1 (Expected episode contents Day 12)

7. Facebook Chat of Bigg Boss-10 Housemates (Fun Take)! :)

Routine dhamaake-daar entry of Bhaai with gorgeous Russian babes, pleasant smile, arrogant swagger of shoulders and Bhaai starts taking class of housemates one by one! 😈

EXCERPTS:

SALMAN: Om Ji----

OM SWAMI: Staaron Ke Star, Super Star Salman Khan ji ko mera dandwat Pranaam---👏

SALMAN (Rudely cuts him short): Om Ji----Charitraheen-----Charitraheen ho aap----😡

OM SWAMI (Taken aback but quick recovery): Wo---Salman Ji---Charitraheen maine Beti Lokesh aur Prince Rohan ko kaha----kyunki jab main Raja bana hua thha toh in dono ne meri Riyasat mein---

SALMAN (Withholding anger): Kya kiya thha? ---Kya kiya thha Lokesh aur Rohan ne?

OM SWAMI: Salman Khan Ji Beti Lokesh aur Prince Rohan ne jo kiya thha, wo Charitraheenta thhi----Paapa-char thha---Anachaar thha----Dura-chaar thha------

SALMAN (Bursts out): O"O Achaar ki dukaan---kiya kya thha inhone? 😡

OM SWAMI: Salman Khan Ji, ye dono taran-taal mein ek saath thhe,---- athhkheliyaan-rangreliyaan mana rahe thhe!

SALMAN (Barks): Ek ladka aur ek ladki----Agar Pool mein ek saath nahaayein---toh ye Charitraheenta hai? 😡

OM SWAMI: Ji bilkul charitraheenta hai. Ye humaari parampara aur maryaada ke viruddh hai---Salman Khan Ji aap Sarv-Shaktimaan hain, meri aapse haath jod kar-Kar baddhh prarthana hai ki in dono ko Bigg Boss ke ghar se nishkaasit kiya jaaye! 😲

SALMAN KHAN (Eyes Rajnikaanth Red in anger now): Swami Ji! Agar ek pool mein ek saath dubki laga kar---ye dono Charitraheen ho gaye---toh phir aap kyun charitraheen nahin hue? --------Kya hai ye? Kya hai?

Baba doing masti in pool visiuals flash on screen, housemates giggle , Mannu-Manveer do a high-five, Bani is seen making two fast twitches of her lips! 😉

OM SWAMI (Stammers a bit & does a quick thinking): Mere liye toh Mona Ji Bitiya hain----bachpan mein nehlaate nahin hain kya Bitiya ko apni-----mann mein koi kalush nahin hona chahhiye---😲

SALMAN (AK-47 burst): Ji naheen! Aap ek dhongi hain---Jo apne liye ek niyam chaahta hai----doosron ke liye doosre! ----Charitraheen aap hain---Kya hain aap? 😡

(Manveer whistles, there are few lusty cheers & once again Bani executes 3 quick chuchhoondar lip twitches to indicate her approval of whatever Bhaai said) 😊

OM SWAMI (Hurt voice): Salman Khan Ji , aap aur Bigg Boss sarv Shaktimaan hai, aap jo bhi keh rahe hain wo sab mujhe shirodhaarya hai----Main duniya ka sabse bada Dhongi, Charitraheen, Papachaari, Anachaari, Durachaari vyakti hoon, agar ho sake toh mujhe kshama kiya jaaye! 😕

Mission accomplished, Salman Bhaai puffs up his chest, slightly adjusts his stances and locks on to next target!

SALMAN: Manu Punjabi---

MANU: Ji Bhaai---

SALMAN: Bhaai ke Naai------aap ko raah chalte kisi ajnabi---stranger insaan ne----6 Hazaar rupaye diye-----water filter----water filter---(Hyena laugh kick starts)---Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein😆 ---water filters bech ke same day---aapne same day----11500 Rupaye bana liye---aur 2 saal mein ek bori----Hein Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha 🤣---Ek bori mein aap ke paas 1 crore rupaye thhe??-------Is desh ki janta---ko seedhi saadi Monalisa samjha hai aapne Manu Punjabi--- 😆

MANU (Stammers): Bhaai---wo-wo- thhoda maine zaroor baat chhuppayi---par ye sach hai---wo"wo---☺️

SALMAN (Understanding Manu's predicament, instructs the editing head of BB-10): Suno Raghav---abhi Manu jo kuchh bolega show mein mat dikhaana---kaat dena sab! 😉

(Raghav does a thumbs up to confirm Manu's confession would be edited out) 👍🏼

MANU : Bhai ye sach hai 6000 maine ek anjaan aadmi se liye thhe----wo---wo---------well---Sir maine maange thhe----us ne mana kar diya---phir"(Pause)---Sir Maine aur---Mera dost Billoo---Humne---humne chheen liye thhe paise---puttrol pump pe? 😭

SALMAN (Surprised): Hain? Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein 🤣---chheen liye? Petrol pump pe? ------Ek crore tumne us chheene hue paise se kamaaye?

MANU (Guilty voice): Nahin Sir---chheene hue paison se main aur Billo water filters bechne lage---jo paise aate thhe us se Daroo aur Butter chicken ka intezaam hota thha bas----mushkil se---

SALMAN: Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-----toh phir Ek karod kaise jama kiye----BMW kahaan se aayi??

MANU (Sita Maiyya's Dharti Maa, mujhe khud mein sama le state): Sir"ye sab TV pe--- 😭

SALMAN (Cockily assures):😕Nahin dikhaya jaayega---bolo---

MANU: Sir---wo Maine aur Billoo ne Sarpanch ke ladke ko kidnap kiya thha---Sir Bori mein baandha thha us ko apne khet ke tubewell waale room mein------Sarpanch ne Ek karod ki Bori di thhi Firauti ke liye---aur apne bete waali Bori le gaya bagal waale khet se----😲

(Cam shows Mona's face, a blush & huge sigh of relief visible on it). 😳

SALMAN (Sparkle in eyes): Pakde nahin gaye? Kuchh hua nahin?

MANU: Pakde gaye thhe Sir, bahut maara thha hawaalat mein 14 Din thhanedaar ne--😕---case chala----suboot nahin thhe -------chhoot gaye main aur Billoo---

SALMAN (Curious looks): Jaipur thhana? -Kaun thha thhanedaar? 😲

MANU: Yaad nahin Sir"bhool gaya-

SALMAN (Angry): 14 Din tumne thhanedaar ke dande khaaye bums pe-------aur tumhein us ka naam tak yaad nahin? 😡

MANU (Embarrassed): Sorry Sir---Galti ho gayi---

SALMAN (Angry as hell): Galti Nahin---Bad-tameezi hai ye, Bad-tameezi--------😡--------------(Gets lost in his thoughts and dreamily starts speaking)---Mere Kaale Hiran ke case waala thhanedaar thha Surya Pratap Singh----Mere rash driving waale case ka Inspector thha Baburao Kadam------(wakes up from his dreamy state and shrieks)----Abey Raghav-----Kaat dena ye sab! 😡

And the shoot goes on!!!!

** Pic Courtesy Baba Bhakts---Bhavi, Isa_Rahman 😆

Originally posted by: marbless

Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein

OM SWAMI: Salman Khan Ji Beti Lokesh aur Prince Rohan ne jo kiya thha, wo Charitraheenta thhi----Paapa-char thha---Anachaar thha----Dura-chaar thha------

Originally posted by: mahiya

ha ha ha... hue hue hue... 🤣

OM SWAMI: Salman Khan Ji Beti Lokesh aur Prince Rohan ne jo kiya thha, wo Charitraheenta thhi----Paapa-char thha---Anachaar thha----Dura-chaar thha------

SALMAN (Bursts out): O"O Achaar ki dukaan---kiya kya thha inhone? 😡

paapa char yeeh kyyaaa hota hai 😕🤣

(Manveer whistles, there are few lusty cheers & once again Bani executes 3 quick chuchhoondar lip twitches to indicate her approval of whatever Bhaai said) 😊

🤣

SALMAN: Bhaai ke Naai------aap ko raah chalte kisi ajnabi---stranger insaan ne----6 Hazaar rupaye diye-----water filter----water filter---(Hyena laugh kick starts)---Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein😆 ---water filters bech ke same day---aapne same day----11500 Rupaye bana liye---aur 2 saal mein ek bori----Hein Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha 🤣---Ek bori mein aap ke paas 1 crore rupaye thhe??-------Is desh ki janta---ko seedhi saadi Monalisa samjha hai aapne Manu Punjabi--- 😆

monalisa :

Salman ji aap tooh humare manu darling ki pechee hi paad gayee ho ,ha huum mantee hai wooh thooda jydaa hi pheekte hai,thoora tharki bhi hai,thoora gunda bhi hai paar wooh humara bohoot achaa dost hai, tedhaa hai paar mera hai ☺️

🤣

MANU : Bhai ye sach hai 6000 maine ek anjaan aadmi se liye thhe----wo---wo"well---Sir maine maange thhe----us ne mana kar diya---phir"(Pause)---Sir Maine aur---Mera dost Billoo---Humne---humne chheen liye thhe paise---puttrol pump pe? 😭

SALMAN: Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-----toh phir Ek karod kaise jama kiye----BMW kahaan se aayi??

MANU (Sita Maiyya's Dharti Maa, mujhe khud mein sama le state): Sir"ye sab TV pe--- 😭

aaapne tooh manu ki class le liii 🤣

SALMAN (Angry as hell): Galti Nahin---Bad-tameezi hai ye, Bad-tameezi--------😡--------------(Gets lost in his thoughts and dreamily starts speaking)---Mere Kaale Hiran ke case waala thhanedaar thha Surya Pratap Singh----Mere rash driving waale case ka Inspector thha Baburao Kadam------(wakes up from his dreamy state and shrieks)----Abey Raghav-----Kaat dena ye sab! 😡

salman ki class 😭😒 🤣

thx cruiser 👍🏼

Originally posted by: Kanchhi_

LOL Bani's chuchundoor lip twitching. 🤣

Originally posted by: ceebee

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OM SWAMI: Salman Khan Ji Beti Lokesh aur Prince Rohan ne jo kiya thha, wo Charitraheenta thhi----Paapa-char thha---Anachaar thha----Dura-chaar thha------

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believe me even I was thinking the same. Ye swami itna aachar aachar karta hai iske aachar ki dukan hai kya?!!

@Cruiser ji is ko bolte hain "man ki baat padhna" 😳

Superb!!

Edit:
Manu wala part was also bang on.

Originally posted by: Bhavi03

OM SWAMI: Salman Khan Ji Beti Lokesh aur Prince Rohan ne jo kiya thha, wo Charitraheenta thhi----Paapa-char thha---Anachaar thha----Dura-chaar thha------

SALMAN (Bursts out): O"O Achaar ki dukaan---kiya kya thha inhone? 😡

paapa char yeeh kyyaaa hota hai 😕🤣

(Manveer whistles, there are few lusty cheers & once again Bani executes 3 quick chuchhoondar lip twitches to indicate her approval of whatever Bhaai said) 😊

🤣

SALMAN: Bhaai ke Naai------aap ko raah chalte kisi ajnabi---stranger insaan ne----6 Hazaar rupaye diye-----water filter----water filter---(Hyena laugh kick starts)---Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein😆 ---water filters bech ke same day---aapne same day----11500 Rupaye bana liye---aur 2 saal mein ek bori----Hein Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha 🤣---Ek bori mein aap ke paas 1 crore rupaye thhe??-------Is desh ki janta---ko seedhi saadi Monalisa samjha hai aapne Manu Punjabi--- 😆

monalisa :

Salman ji aap tooh humare manu darling ki pechee hi paad gayee ho ,ha huum mantee hai wooh thooda jydaa hi pheekte hai,thoora tharki bhi hai,thoora gunda bhi hai paar wooh humara bohoot achaa dost hai, tedhaa hai paar mera hai ☺️

🤣

MANU : Bhai ye sach hai 6000 maine ek anjaan aadmi se liye thhe----wo---wo"well---Sir maine maange thhe----us ne mana kar diya---phir"(Pause)---Sir Maine aur---Mera dost Billoo---Humne---humne chheen liye thhe paise---puttrol pump pe? 😭

SALMAN: Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-----toh phir Ek karod kaise jama kiye----BMW kahaan se aayi??

MANU (Sita Maiyya's Dharti Maa, mujhe khud mein sama le state): Sir"ye sab TV pe--- 😭

aaapne tooh manu ki class le liii 🤣

SALMAN (Angry as hell): Galti Nahin---Bad-tameezi hai ye, Bad-tameezi--------😡--------------(Gets lost in his thoughts and dreamily starts speaking)---Mere Kaale Hiran ke case waala thhanedaar thha Surya Pratap Singh----Mere rash driving waale case ka Inspector thha Baburao Kadam------(wakes up from his dreamy state and shrieks)----Abey Raghav-----Kaat dena ye sab! 😡

salman ki class 😭😒 🤣

thx cruiser 👍🏼