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MONY

@MonyP

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Posted: 17 years ago

.........Would You Remarry?..................

A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks THE question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND : "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence ------

HUSBAND: "OH No"

Edited by petem - 17 years ago

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Krishna

@kubare

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+ 4

Posted: 17 years ago

😆 too good...😆

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Magno

@Magno

Dazzler

Posted: 17 years ago

Oooo... Terrible, terrible man 😕 😆

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Siham

@sihu

Voyager

Posted: 17 years ago

That was really good..... 😆

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Opti

@Opti

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 17 years ago

Petem, the starting of this joke sounded similar to something that happened to me in my early months of marriage. One day, out of sheer boredom I decided to poke fun at my husband. I told him very seriously that if I were to die and he were to marry again I would'nt want him comparing his new wife with me because I would fall short of any woman he married.

My husband absent mindedly agreed, saying he would'nt. Next I pounced on him and said, "Oh, so you will remarry after I am gone?". Realising what he had just said, he quickly retracted and banging his fist against the table shouted, "No, I want to be a widower!" Controlling my need to burst out laughing, I gave him an indignant look and in a mock angry tone said "Oh, so now you want me dead!!!"

The poor guy did'nt know what to say. He raised his hands and said "I give up. Can't say anything which is right". Ever since then he has learnt not to fall for any of my baits though that has not stopped me from trying!!!

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MONY

@MonyP

Rocker

Posted: 17 years ago

Originally posted by: optimist
Petem, the starting of this joke sounded similar to something that happened to me in my early months of marriage. One day, out of sheer boredom I decided to poke fun at my husband. I told him very seriously that if I were to die and he were to marry again I would'nt want him comparing his new wife with me because I would fall short of any woman he married.

My husband absent mindedly agreed, saying he would'nt. Next I pounced on him and said, "Oh, so you will remarry after I am gone?". Realising what he had just said, he quickly retracted and banging his fist against the table shouted, "No, I want to be a widower!" Controlling my need to burst out laughing, I gave him an indignant look and in a mock angry tone said "Oh, so now you want me dead!!!"

The poor guy did'nt know what to say. He raised his hands and said "I give up. Can't say anything which is right". Ever since then he has learnt not to fall for any of my baits though that has not stopped me from trying!!!

I know, it is very easy and fun to pull hybby baby's leg with such jokes 😆they always end up with something silly