What if Harman kidnaps Biwi instead of Saumya

H : Oye ye kya syapa ho gaya... ye kuddi kaun hai?🤔

B : umm... tum kaun ho... main yanha kaise aai... tum hi woh gunde ho na jisne kidnap kiya mera... bolo.. bolte kyun nai...😡

H : ummm..

B : bolti kyun band hai tumhari.. bolo... bolo..

H : suno...

B : dur raho mujhse (and starts her famous chant)... "sankato me dheer hu.. dushmano ki peer ho.. apni ma ke sahar yun hi balbeer hu.."

H : ummm.. ye kyat ha??🤢

B : tum batao... kyun kidnap kia.. bolo.. bolte kyun nai kuchh.. bolo...

H : bolne ka mauka dogi tab bolunga na.. kabse chade hi ja rahi ho.. ek baat bata du... tujpe mera koi dil nai aaya.. iss galat femi me mat rahiyo... Rab di sau hero hu main hero... ye to aaj ijaat ka dahi bhalla ho gaya... woh to kisi aur ko uthana tha.. tu hathe chadd gai.. patta nai kaise...

B : aankhe hai ya button... check nai kar sakte the pahele...

H : Kitna bolti ho tum.. shhh

B : Ma... dida... maalik... kanha ho tum...

H : ghar pe honge aur kanha... number de apna... call karke bata du teri maa ko ki thik ho tum...

H calls Sasuma

H : ji main H... banda main sharif hu.. bas ek syapa ho gaya.. galati se aapki kudi nu utha le aaya...

SM : kya? Janwar bhi aisa nai karta koi... tumne meri madhu ke sath aisa kiya.. ja ek maa ka shrap hai (her famous free distribution of shrap) "kabhi khush nai hoge tum... ye baddua hai ek maa ki..." 🤬

H cuts the call.. and babbles ma hai ya foolandevi...

Next day again he kidnaps saumya by mistake

H : lo ji... jab se show start hua hai.. ijjat ki to dhajiya ude ja rahi hai... hero hu par villain dikha ke lallu dikha rahe hai... upar se ye ladki ki bakkbakk jelo.. uski maa ki baddua bhi...🤢

S : Maa... Maa...

H : (wait for her entire dialog for 10 min, but she doesn't say any word other than MAA..)

H : oh teri... Maa pe hi khatam.. tu to ek dum soni kudi nikli... bilkul phoolo jaisi..

S : M..m...Maa..

H : dekh main teri maa ko call karne ke liye ready hoon but main sirf meri baat bata ke call kaat dunga.. teri maa ki bhi badddua nai leni mainu..

S : (confused) thik hai ji... thank you 😳

H : hello aunti ji... Aapki beti mere sath hai. Kal sahi salamat panhocha dunga... (and cut the call)

PS : dont ask me why i made this post 😒🥱

Biwi ko bas RK hi handle karsakta hai 🤣😉 waise biwi n harman both r chappar chapar 🤣

Nice post .. what a combo 🤣

Originally posted by: Mona_90

Lol kya tha ya??

Originally posted by: Ruthless.Slayer

Biwi ko bas RK hi handle karsakta hai 🤣😉 waise biwi n harman both r chappar chapar 🤣

Originally posted by: love_vivi

Nice post .. what a combo 🤣

Errmm.. Prish I think Biwi me Piya ki aatma aa gyi hai coz itne sawal Piya hi puchhti thi 🤔 🤣

But Biwi ko handle krna and uski maa ki baddua sun'na ye RK ke alawa koi aur nhi ker sakta 🤣

Originally posted by: .Lonewalker.

😆 Thank God there's no Biwi to endure here 😆

P.S.- I think making such posts isn't allowed 🤔

Originally posted by: .Daety.

Errmm.. Prish I think Biwi me Piya ki aatma aa gyi hai coz itne sawal Piya hi puchhti thi 🤔 🤣

But Biwi ko handle krna and uski maa ki baddua sun'na ye RK ke alawa koi aur nhi ker sakta 🤣