SKIT: Raped woman remark: Khans decide on a media strategy

SKIT: Raped woman' remark: Khans decide on a media strategy

After the hullabaloo over the raped woman' comment of Salman Khan, the three Khans decide enough is enough. They meet at Salman's house to formulate a strategy to counter bad press.

Salim (Salman's father): Beta, how has Sultan come out?

Salman: Very well, papa... in fact...

Aamir Khan walks in with his wife and pet dog.

Aamir: Good morning Salim uncle...

Salim (involuntarily): I apologise for Salman's comment. I apologise...

Aamir: Salim saab, I am Aamir...

Salim: I apologise...Salman didn't mean what he said...

Salman (shakes his father out of his delirious state): Papa, he is Aamir...not a reporter...you can be normal...

Salim: Sorry...whenever I meet a third party I am used to apologising for some comment or other of Salaman...be it Yakub Memon or a raped woman...

Aamir (says to his wife): Seeko in se. (Learn from him) How he supports his son...and you...your questions always land me in trouble.

Kiran: Haan, talking about my questions, I wanted ask you something...is it safe to keep our money in Indian banks after Rajan's exit?

Salman (laughs): Aamir bhai, do you still allow her ask questions? Dhanya ho!

Aamir (turns to Kiran): Chup kar yaar...didn't I tell you No more question till Dangal is released'?

Shah Rukh Khan walks in with his wife Gauri.

SRK: India is tolerant. India is tolerant. India is...

Salman: Kya hua isko? (What happened to him?)

Gauri: What else? Two flops in a row. Someone advised him to repeat India is tolerant' 1,008 times a day for 48 days.

SRK: India is tolerant. India...

Aamir: Control yourself Shah Rukh.

SRK (angrily): Who the hell are you to shout at me?

Aamir: I'm sorry...it was meant for my dog, not you...

Salman: Didn't you change your dog's name? I thought you apologised...

Aamir: Yes I did and changed its name. But the change of name is not yet published in the gazette. I'm a perfectionist, you see. Till it is published, I've to call my dog Shah Rukh...he he he...

SRK: India is tolerant. India...

SRK's cell phone rings and he attends the call.

Raveena Tandon: Don't worry Shah Rukh. You didn't say India was intolerant. I've listened to the clip 73 times...

SRK: What's the point Raveena? These Sanghis don't accept your certificate of innocence.

Raveena: I know you will not be happy with my clean chit. I've got a certificate from Truth Labs that you didn't say India was intolerant.

SRK: Truth Labs?

Raveena: Haan...the Kejriwal Lab.

SRK: But I didn't send them the clip nor did I ask for their opinion.

Raveena: He he he...Truth Lab doesn't need the clip to declare whether it is genuine or fake, whether you said something or not...

SRK: Does any believe the certificate?

Raveena: For NDTV and India Today, it is gospel...If you are still not satisfied, I can ask Vir Sanghvi for the name of the lab which declared that Radia tapes were fake.

SRK: Ok, thanks Raveena for the help. (Disconnects)

Aamir (cribs): I am feeling left out. Salman has his father to apologise for him. Shah Rukh, the actor, has Raveena defend him. I don't have anyone...

Aamir's cell phone rings and he attends the call.

The caller: Aamir bhai, don't feel dejected. You're not alone. We are with you. I offered shelter to Shah Rukh, but he didn't accept. Perhaps you can...

Aamir: Who is this?

The caller: Who else but Hafis Saeed!

Aamir (curses and disconnects): Shit! I don't need one more controversy

https://www.theunrealtimes.com/2016/06/23/skit-raped-woman-remark-khans-decide-on-a-media-strategy/

This is Hilarious... 😆😆😆

very nice 😆
amir is the one who will see all buda bt wont open his mouth
when he needs to
salman is the one who will constantly do all kinds of evil
n srk is the one who will continuously talk things which
rubbishes the myths of his being educated witty or intelligent 🥱