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IThinkALot

@IThinkALot

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Posted: 9 years ago

Pandit: Om Mangalam Mangalam, vivah ka subh muhrat nikla jaa raha hai, kanya ko bulaiye.

Raghav: Panditji chasma kaha hai apka? Kanya to mere side mei aur apke saamne hi bethi hai, wait to kanya ki maa ka ho raha hai.

Vitthal: Kalpi beta shaadi teri hai lekin teri Aai kyu parlour ready hne chali gayi?

Kalpi: Pata nhi baba, maine pucha tha Aai se boli meri beti ki shaadi hai to aaj mujhe sbse acha dikhna hoga.

Manda: lo kar lo baat, kauwa kitna bhi makeup laga le rahega to kauwa hi.

Pakya:Aie Manda tai, jatti nhi bolne ka haan! 😡

Neetu: Relax Pakya. Wo Manda ka matlab hai agr teri aai ko acha dikhna tha na to makeu p nhi liposuction karwane jana tha.😛

Pakhi:Ufff chup karo Neetu! Dikh nhi raha sab kitne preshan hai aur tum!😡 *Aur Raghav jiju kitne naraj lag rahe hai. Hmmm jitni jldi shaadi hogi utni hi jldi Kalpi ke saath suhhag raat manane milegi, isliye baichain hoge. Ab mai hi kuch krti hu unka mood theek krne k liye.*😃

Pakhi says Raghav ke kaan mei: To Raghav jiju mujhe jute chupai me kya doge?

Raghav: Phle shaadi to ho jane de sali... sahiba fir tera gift jldi hi milega tujhe, teri Shaadi Ramu se jo karwauga mai.

Pakhi: 😳 Dhat Jiju aap bhi naa...☺️

Pakya: Jiju mera bhi dhyan rakhna please. Meri bhi shaadi jld hi krwa dena Ramu ki bhn Tokri se. 🤪

Raghav:Of course of course tere bhi ache din aege Pakya.

Vitthal: Kaha rh gayi ye Kamla!

Pakya: Preshan na ho baba Aai ati hi hgi. Tb tk mai Manda tai k sath milkar guests ko cold drinks serve krta hu.

Manda: Ye lo Sammy seth thanda piyo.

Sammy: Acha ji kya baat hai bada khayal rkha ja raha hai hamara. Hum aapke hai kaun?😳

Manda: Aap ladke wale hai aur apun log ladkich wale to aap logo ka khayal rkhna to apun ka faraz hai na sammy seth.

Sammy: Oho ek to tum mujhe Sammy seth mat kaha karo call me Sam just Sam.😳

Manda: Ok Sammiiich apun tere ko abse Samiiich hi bulaegi.

Sammy: *Haye tum Sam bulao ya Samich mujhe to intazaar hai us din ka jub tum APUN ki baho mei hogi.*😳

Sammy says Raghav ke kaan mei: Raghav yaar ab aur wait nh hta kuch kar na baat kar na Meri aur Manda ki shaadi ki.😳

Raghav: Salo tum sab apni hi shaadi krwa lo meri to Raam jane aaj hgi bh ki nhi?😕

Pandit:Om Mangalam Mangalam Vivah ka subh muhrat nikla ja raha hai Kanya ko bulao.

Raghav😡: Ye Kaun kaha se pakad kar laya hai isko!?

Kalpi: chillax Raghav! Kam se kam aaj to gussa mat karo!

Aur tbhi akar rukti hai ek Metallic grey BMW car with a screech of brakes. Bahar nikalte hai naye nawele dulha dulhan, do hanso ka joda, made for each other couple jo bane hai bas ek dooje ke waste... Sahil and Kamla matlab hamare Hot and sexy SaMla. 😃

Kamla ki battisi to rukne ka naam hi nh le rh thi aur Sahil ke baal to khusi ke mare firse ugne k liye ready the. Aur fir puche gaye dono se question after question, unke pass unke sachche pyaar ki taqat hai isliye wo kisi se nhi dare.

Kamka: baskar Vitthal aur kitna roega, mai aur Sahil bht salo se ek doosre se pyaar krte hai. Aur wo jo kl maine tujhse jldi mei paper sign karwae the na wo divorce paper the. 😃

Vitthal: 😲😭

Neetu: Lekin Sahil mai to tumhari wife hu, aur tum to mujhse pyaar karte ho. 😒

Sahil:Pyaar? Pyaar to maine tujhse kbhi kiya hi nhi Neetu. Ye Prem aur Pakhi to maine Maa ki khushi ke liye paida kr liye.

Neetu: Lekin mai itni easily tumhara peecha nhi chodugi mai divorce nh dugi tumhe.😡

Sahil:Uski jarurat nhi pdegi. Kamla ne to dhoke se Vitthal se sign kal liye the maine to 2 saal phle hi tere se sign krwa liye the divorce paper par. 😆

Ye sab dekhkar Kalpi ka to shaadi se bharosa hi uth gaya aur Usne Raghav ko thenga dikha diya. Ab Raghav ki shaadi nhi ho pai to usne khundak mei kisi aur ki bh nhi hone di. Bawla ho gaya bechara bawla.😆

Aur is trh 9 May 2014 ki ye tragedy ban gayi bht sare tute dilo aur tute ghar ki wajah.

Padhne ke liye Shukriya.😳

Edited by Sexy-KamlaBai - 9 years ago

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swararp

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Posted: 9 years ago

Oh my God Rishu! This is just fabulous yar!😆 This is too much😊 and the best part is sammy and manda' s pairing yar!🤪.

I am like this🤣🤣 after reading!

Hahaaa!

Agar such me show me aisa kuch hota to kitna maja ata😉

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maarushkaa

@maarushkaa

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Posted: 9 years ago

Rishu bansal Jackman Singhaniya yaar ...yeh mast tha !!!! 🤣🤣

What damdaar turn of events... & kya kya jodiyan banaayi ?? Sammy with manda ...chiii !! But it was fun reading 😆😆

Love the small small things u put... Especially the way Raghav addresses Paakhi as only Saali first & then ... Ke baad sahiba. Smart I say 😉😆

And what's up with this new addition ...tokri ???? 😆

But sabse baap toh climax tha ...kalpi ka raghav ko thenga dikhaana & uska kisiki bhi shaadi na karwaana 😆

Awesome post !!! Required this one badly today ...was feeling sleepy preparing for this upcoming theory ppr of mine .. Now I feel rejuvenated 😎⭐️

And say kaisi hai ?? Btw...have uninstalled Twitter so don't PM me ...u won't get an answer ! Bata ke rakha warna deja vu ho jaayega 😆

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Frozenfantasy

@Frozenfantasy

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Posted: 9 years ago

Rishu ...🤣..🤣

Om Manglam ...Manglam ..ni yaar ...

Om..shanti ..shanti ..Ashanti ...😆😆

Pandit jii ..yeh kyun nahi kaha ...Saare ..baarati apne apne ..ghar. Go !..

Yahan ..khaana ..bhi milega ..I do not know ... 😆😆

Thank you ..for a good laugh ..sweetie ..❤️

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Burns n Trolls

@shahsb_26

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+ 8

Posted: 9 years ago

[LOl] 😆 yeh subah badi funny ho gayi...

Bass iss baar raghav ne nai Kalpi ne dikha diya thenga... mazaa aa gaya padhkar... hahahahaha🤣 sabse best jiss ne dekhe the Kalpi ke saath shaadi ke sapne ema.ke time off screen mein... usse naseeb hua Manda ka saath... 😆

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-Maggi-

@-Maggi-

Dazzler

Posted: 9 years ago

🤣 Rishu i was expecting Samla but this was hilarious

Pakya ke shaadi Ramu ke behen se 😆 n sammy jo manda pe line maraha 🤣

Dokese divorce paper pe sign karaya bichara vittal hamesha uske watt lagti kalpi ke shaadi ho ya samla ke 😆

Very funny sexy kamalabai 👏

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Ushoshi

@_TheBlackRose_

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+ 2

Posted: 9 years ago

🤣 🤣 🤣 Hilarious 🤣 🤣

Bichara Raghav... SaMla ki shaadi ne uske shaadi kre sapno ko bhej diya tel lene 🤣 🤣 Poor guy 🤣 🤣

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IThinkALot

@IThinkALot

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Posted: 9 years ago

Originally posted by: swararp
Oh my God Rishu! This is just fabulous yar!😆 This is too much😊 and the best part is sammy and manda' s pairing yar!🤪.
I am like this🤣🤣 after reading!
Hahaaa!
Agar such me show me aisa kuch hota to kitna maja ata😉

Thnx Swarupa. How I wish EMA mei sch mei yhi hua hta.😆 even that way alsi RagNa wouldn't hve become one but I wouldnt mind that. Jo cvs ne dikhaya usee to better h hta.

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IThinkALot

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Posted: 9 years ago

Originally posted by: maarushkaa
Rishu bansal Jackman Singhaniya yaar its Rishu Bansal Jackman. Raghav ko to kbka chod diya maine. 😛 ...yeh mast tha !!!! 🤣🤣 Really? Thanks!😃
What damdaar turn of events... & kya kya jodiyan banaayi ?? Sammy with manda ...chiii !! But it was fun reading 😆😆 EMA mei to Manda bh nh mili use yaha kam se kam kuch to hai.😆 chiii mat bol they would look sexy together
Love the small small things u put... Especially the way Raghav addresses Paakhi as only Saali first & then ... Ke baad sahiba. Smart I say 😉😆
And what's up with this new addition ...tokri ???? 😆 Tokri sounds like Ramu's sister, isn't it? 😆 aur wase acha lgta wedding card par Pakya weds Tokri.
But sabse baap toh climax tha ...kalpi ka raghav ko thenga dikhaana & uska kisiki bhi shaadi na karwaana 😆 Hehe meri nhi hui to kisi aur ki bhi nhi hone duga.
Awesome post !!! Required this one badly today ...was feeling sleepy preparing for this upcoming theory ppr of mine .. Now I feel rejuvenated 😎⭐️ Acha? Fir to I'm so glad.😃
And say kaisi hai ?? Btw...have uninstalled Twitter so don't PM me ...u won't get an answer ! Bata ke rakha warna deja vu ho jaayega 😆 Mai theek U tell? Well, mera laptop bh kharab ho gaya aur tab mei twittr install hi nhi to mai bhi ajkl twitter kholti hi nhi. 😃 abto yada kada IF pr h milna hga.

Edited by Sexy-KamlaBai - 9 years ago

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IThinkALot

@IThinkALot

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Posted: 9 years ago

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Originally posted by: Frozenfantasy
Rishu ...🤣..🤣
Om Manglam ...Manglam ..ni yaar ...
Om..shanti ..shanti ..Ashanti ...😆😆
Pandit jii ..yeh kyun nahi kaha ...Saare ..baarati apne apne ..ghar. Go !..
Yahan ..khaana ..bhi milega ..I do not know ... 😆😆

Thank you ..for a good laugh ..sweetie ..❤️

Hahahaha haan Mads asi shaadi me khane ka koi bharosa nhi.😆 glad ypu liked it dear. 😃

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