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Pandit: Om Mangalam Mangalam, vivah ka subh muhrat nikla jaa raha hai, kanya ko bulaiye.
Raghav: Panditji chasma kaha hai apka? Kanya to mere side mei aur apke saamne hi bethi hai, wait to kanya ki maa ka ho raha hai.
Vitthal: Kalpi beta shaadi teri hai lekin teri Aai kyu parlour ready hne chali gayi?
Kalpi: Pata nhi baba, maine pucha tha Aai se boli meri beti ki shaadi hai to aaj mujhe sbse acha dikhna hoga.
Manda: lo kar lo baat, kauwa kitna bhi makeup laga le rahega to kauwa hi.
Pakya:Aie Manda tai, jatti nhi bolne ka haan! 😡
Neetu: Relax Pakya. Wo Manda ka matlab hai agr teri aai ko acha dikhna tha na to makeu p nhi liposuction karwane jana tha.😛
Pakhi:Ufff chup karo Neetu! Dikh nhi raha sab kitne preshan hai aur tum!😡 *Aur Raghav jiju kitne naraj lag rahe hai. Hmmm jitni jldi shaadi hogi utni hi jldi Kalpi ke saath suhhag raat manane milegi, isliye baichain hoge. Ab mai hi kuch krti hu unka mood theek krne k liye.*😃
Pakhi says Raghav ke kaan mei: To Raghav jiju mujhe jute chupai me kya doge?
Raghav: Phle shaadi to ho jane de sali... sahiba fir tera gift jldi hi milega tujhe, teri Shaadi Ramu se jo karwauga mai.
Pakhi: 😳 Dhat Jiju aap bhi naa...☺️
Pakya: Jiju mera bhi dhyan rakhna please. Meri bhi shaadi jld hi krwa dena Ramu ki bhn Tokri se. 🤪
Raghav:Of course of course tere bhi ache din aege Pakya.
Vitthal: Kaha rh gayi ye Kamla!
Pakya: Preshan na ho baba Aai ati hi hgi. Tb tk mai Manda tai k sath milkar guests ko cold drinks serve krta hu.
Manda: Ye lo Sammy seth thanda piyo.
Sammy: Acha ji kya baat hai bada khayal rkha ja raha hai hamara. Hum aapke hai kaun?😳
Manda: Aap ladke wale hai aur apun log ladkich wale to aap logo ka khayal rkhna to apun ka faraz hai na sammy seth.
Sammy: Oho ek to tum mujhe Sammy seth mat kaha karo call me Sam just Sam.😳
Manda: Ok Sammiiich apun tere ko abse Samiiich hi bulaegi.
Sammy: *Haye tum Sam bulao ya Samich mujhe to intazaar hai us din ka jub tum APUN ki baho mei hogi.*😳
Sammy says Raghav ke kaan mei: Raghav yaar ab aur wait nh hta kuch kar na baat kar na Meri aur Manda ki shaadi ki.😳
Raghav: Salo tum sab apni hi shaadi krwa lo meri to Raam jane aaj hgi bh ki nhi?😕
Pandit:Om Mangalam Mangalam Vivah ka subh muhrat nikla ja raha hai Kanya ko bulao.
Raghav😡: Ye Kaun kaha se pakad kar laya hai isko!?
Kalpi: chillax Raghav! Kam se kam aaj to gussa mat karo!
Aur tbhi akar rukti hai ek Metallic grey BMW car with a screech of brakes. Bahar nikalte hai naye nawele dulha dulhan, do hanso ka joda, made for each other couple jo bane hai bas ek dooje ke waste... Sahil and Kamla matlab hamare Hot and sexy SaMla. 😃
Kamla ki battisi to rukne ka naam hi nh le rh thi aur Sahil ke baal to khusi ke mare firse ugne k liye ready the. Aur fir puche gaye dono se question after question, unke pass unke sachche pyaar ki taqat hai isliye wo kisi se nhi dare.
Kamka: baskar Vitthal aur kitna roega, mai aur Sahil bht salo se ek doosre se pyaar krte hai. Aur wo jo kl maine tujhse jldi mei paper sign karwae the na wo divorce paper the. 😃
Vitthal: 😲😭
Neetu: Lekin Sahil mai to tumhari wife hu, aur tum to mujhse pyaar karte ho. 😒
Sahil:Pyaar? Pyaar to maine tujhse kbhi kiya hi nhi Neetu. Ye Prem aur Pakhi to maine Maa ki khushi ke liye paida kr liye.
Neetu: Lekin mai itni easily tumhara peecha nhi chodugi mai divorce nh dugi tumhe.😡
Sahil:Uski jarurat nhi pdegi. Kamla ne to dhoke se Vitthal se sign kal liye the maine to 2 saal phle hi tere se sign krwa liye the divorce paper par. 😆
Ye sab dekhkar Kalpi ka to shaadi se bharosa hi uth gaya aur Usne Raghav ko thenga dikha diya. Ab Raghav ki shaadi nhi ho pai to usne khundak mei kisi aur ki bh nhi hone di. Bawla ho gaya bechara bawla.😆
Aur is trh 9 May 2014 ki ye tragedy ban gayi bht sare tute dilo aur tute ghar ki wajah.
Padhne ke liye Shukriya.😳
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