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Iss hafte ka epis dekh k hamaar Bheja ulta gawat😆🤣
Now u all will say PHR SE AGAYAI BAK BAK KRNE😭
hum to Aise hi hain,Jhelna hi parega tuhaar Vaasiyo ko😳
So Bakwasnews.com is back in all its glory
on NO DEMAND🤣🤣
Staff Corespondent Golu 😉
News channel-Phuss Express😳
Deviyo aur Sarchano,mahelayon aur purush,Dusrr planet kr prrarni,
Phuss express main apka swagat hai😛
Our bikhari posted Some Bakwaas news about 7 day challenge between sadu and expression king ( you know who , " one who must not be named " )🤣🤣
AS u know both of them as the two kiddos betting for lollipop... And its the parampara of channel v and creatives to bet on humans especially girls who according to them are some lifeless objects..😲
Matbal yeh ki mahabharat part 2 reinvented with a twist..😆 Hala ki difference bas ithna hai ki usmein pandavs played for getting their everything back ...still without the permission of draupadi they betted her... Here two so called gentlemen betting to satisfy their ego... Heights of foolishness...🤣🤣
The rumor was that Cv's Have some serious Complicated brain Related issues..And the Most shocking bole to Jhatka maar news is That master of creating worse twists by creating hype for trps through tweets has become their trend in buisness and they know hundred ways to fool loyal fans...😆😆
First We Made phone call to Confused writer DD😲
.His words were I am Really Irked about this development coz i , me , myself is confused ..But i dint have any choice , kuch karoon toh viewers bajate hain , na karoon toh director bajata hai...🤣🤣
CREEPY Saasu maa is so concerned about her bahu that she keeps asking beta about the najayash relationship of her bahu with her devar... 😆😉🤣
Beta has started Jaaping sanyu mantar As soon as we asked him whats ur Keep frustrated Mantra in all this Bawaal.😔
Then Our Line got cut and we Made a call To GHANTA MENTAL HOSPTIAL to get Info on Devar's condition.🤣🤣
The Dean of hospital was busy in Finding Aalo in his samosa,so his secretrary named becks told devar is suffering from socd and she Said GUR GOBAR HOGAYA HAI Aryan KA.😆😉
Devar told bhaiya " bhabhi teri akele ki nahin hai , meri bhi shareholder hai " ...😡😆
He is suffering from three three brain issues...
1 - unwanted brain to brain signalling which has led to signal disorder
2 - due to signal disorder , he does a lots of mind talks than face to face talks..🤢
3 - unwanted expressions 😭
Some people think that Overdose of vampire movies Shown to him In His Bachpan by his illegetimate bro , leaded to it🤣🤣
Our heart swelled up for DevaR And we started crying buckets *of happiness*🤣🤣
NEXT up we texted Beta And asked him about his Lonely day n nights and the Duvida he is going through because of this Astronaut of the year announcement which is given to his biwi by his maa🥱😉
He replied THIS IS SAU PRATEESHAT TRUE.I HAVENT GOT ANY Credit since i joined fite engineering and then history is being repeated in isrc tooo...😉🤣🤣
Then call got connected to bikaris , who told " Jo hum bolten hain wo hum nahin kartey hain , Jo hum nhi boltey wo hum definately nahin kartey hain... "😆🤣
Viewrs response on this news " Devar ji , bhabhi ki mohabbat tumhe marne nahin degi aur hum phans tumhe jeene nahin denge "😡😒😆
Then finally the call got disconnected...🥳
Thats all for today ...😛
Bakwaas news will be back after " woh saath din challenge " 🤔
Kya hoga aryadhir ka ? Kya bhabhi devar ko 143 bolegi ya bhaiyya apni biwi ko devar se inn saath dino mein door kar payega ???😒😲
Kya trps badegi ? ... Yeh sab jaanne ke liye dekhte rahiye shq 2 monday to friday 6:30pm only on bikhari channel and fatfati news on weekends only on bakwaas news .com... 😉😆🤣
P.S. : hmmm... Mein ne sabki bajayi hai , ho sakae toh enjoy karo by bajaing along with me ... No serious comments and bashing shall be entertained😉
Anupamaa
