Pain of a married man!

hey got dis by mail ..its funny..😆😆

Pain of a married man

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.

She goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of
him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why
are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when
we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she
replies.

The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember
when your father caught us in the garden?"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for
20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released
today!"

Herez another one:
Plz don't step on the duck!!!!!!!! !!

Aamir Khan, Vivek Oberoi and Salman Khan die
together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says,"We only
have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the
ducks!"


So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are
ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not
to step on a duck, and although they try their best to
avoid them, Aamir accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he
has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and
says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
spend eternity chained to the ugly woman!"

The next day, Vivek Uberoi steps accidentally on
a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a
thing, and with him is another extemely ugly woman. He
chains them together with the same admonishment as for
Aamir Khan.

Salman has observed all this and not wanting to be
chained ! for a ll eternity to an ugly woman, is very,
VERY careful where he steps.

He manages to go months without stepping on any
ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the
most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on: a very
tall, Aishwarya Rai.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
Salman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve
being chained to you for all of eternity?"

She replies, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on
a duck!"

Haha...I like the 1st one 😆😆😆

You should post these in the Jokes section 😳

I liked the first one too! 😆 😆 😆
Thanks!

AHAHAHAAA omggg da second one waz hilarious 😆

😆 😆 😆 the first ine is soo funni
thx foir sharing

i lyke both! 😆 but luved the second one,it really made me laugh! 😆

yeah i know..i guess i hav sum more f these...ill post em 😊

lol 😆 😆 😆 de 2nd 1 wuz hilariouz 😆 😆 😆

They were hilarious!! 😉 😆
But in the second one..i think its the other way around!! 😳 😆 😆