All running towards Bhatt house as Bhavana Aunty was continuously calling may be it was sumthing serious..
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Bhairavi telling to Bhavana Aunty,
"Baa... Aap shaant ho jayiye... Me sabko aawaz laga ke bulane hi wali thi.. Woh chor bhaisaab yahi bolke gaye mujhe ki mein sabko bulalo..."
Bhavana Aunty confused at what she was saying,
"Aae Chakudi kya bol rahi hai tu.."
Manav entering the house starts inquiring,
"Bhavana Kaki kya hua..?? Aap chilla kyu rahi thi..??."
"Aunty Bhavana man.. Kya hua.. Kyun wo ba wo ba..."
& Ronnie stammers
All do dch dch dch dch dch...
"Lo Jhallar Aate hi shuru ho gaya.. heein",
starts Ojha uncle irritated with Ronnie's stammerings
Liza angrilly warns,
"Ronnie!!!! Abhi raat ka 3 Baja haye.. Plz jaldi karo...
Abhi tumhare atakne PE hum time waste nai karne ko sakta haye..
Aunty Bhavana bolo isko man... Jaldi bolo Ronnie!!!"
Anna asks Ronnie to try, "Haan, Ronnie Bhaiya boliye haan"
Ronnie irritated that no one is helping him but stopping him,
"Arey tum log mere help karo man. Mein atak gaya haye.. "
Manav saying, "Ronnie Bhaiya boliye..."
Ronnie finally getting to say,
"Haan, brought the book ko Hindi me kaisa bolenga...?"
Manav answers, "book laye"
Ronnie finally getting his word & continues,
"Haan, Aunty Bhavana man.. Kya hua.. Kyun booklaye humko itna raat ko..."
Liza loosing her cool,
"Ronnie!!! Tum ghar chalo aaj itna pitai karenga na tumhara tum wo ba wo ba..."
Anna giving OMG expressions,
"Liza bhabhi aap bhi Ronnie Bhaiya ki tarah atak rahi hain..."
Murlidhar gives his marwadi Idioms,
"Dekho Kaniyo Mar gayo aur bhediyo aayo!! Heein..."
Liza thinking & saying,
"Haan, Emraan Hashmi ka naya film aaya tha jisme Sanjay Dutt uska uncle bhi ta aur police bhi ta.. uska film ka naam kya hai man.."
Sharad getting happy as he knows the answer,
"Mujhe pata hai, mujhe pata hai. Yeh toh Anna ki latest favorite film hai. Ungli"
Liza says, "Haan, tum ungli baar atakna bhul jayenga..."
All were not just shocked but Stern & confused..
Varsha & Sharad looking towards Vasant & asking wat does it mean & Hemant as usual itches his head..
"Agli!! Agli baar bol rahi hai Liza.. Tum log samjha karo khud se...",
Vasant murmuring to Varsha & Sharad
Bhairavi watching that all are confused & no one understood tells her Baa,
"Baa... Agli baar bol rahi hai Liza Bhabhi.. Woh Agli baar Ronnie Bhaiya aisa na bole aisa kehna chahti hai Liza Bhabhi.. Samjhi Na aap.."
Hearing Bhairavi all were looking at her.. Specially Bhavana Aunty as she understands this different languages but her simple language.
Ronnie frightened from liza & murmurs to Anna,
"Khud Atka toh kuch nai aur mere ko wo ba wo ba"
Anna seriously pissed as even in murmuring he cant say properly.
"Boliye!! Warna liza bhabhi ko batati huu!!"
Ronnie continues,
"Woh, who game hota hain na jispe nishana lagata haye. Usme jisse nishana lagata haye usko kya bolta haye."
Ojha Uncle hears Ronnie & says,
"Oh!! Jhallar, tu nishana jaisa bada shabd bol liya par ye kisme atka.. Heein!! Usko dart bolte hain.. Dart!! & does the action.."
Ronnie murmurs,
"Thank you,.. Haan me keh raha tha Liza khud Atka toh kuch nai aur mere ko dartta haye"
Ojha Uncle says loudly,
"Heein yeh jhallar toh atakta rehega.. par gujrati bahurani jara chai nashte ka prabandh to kar."
Bhairavi does To Barobar & was about to go when Manav stops her..
"Bhairavididi, aap rukiye.. Papa aapko kya itni raat ko nashta suj raha hai.
Pehle Jaan le hua kya hai"
Ojha Uncle disappointed,
"Heein!! Vibhishan!!, Me Mahol Halka karne ki koshish kar raha tha"
Manav irritating,
"Papa, yeh kya Mahol Mahol shuru kar diya aapne.. Hum jiske liye yahan aaye hain woh baat kare... Bhavana Kaki aap kya keh rahi thi.. Kya hua.. Aap chilla rahi thi.."
Bhavana remembering that bhairavi was aboout to say sumthing wen others enter
& start the marry go round,
"Haan Chakudi tu bol.. Kya hua beta tune Hume aawaz lagake bulaya achha Kia.. Chor kya chori karke gaye.. Beta tujhe lagi toh nai Na... Bolna beta"
Bhairavi reassuringly says,
"Baa aap pehle yahan baithiye.. lijiye pani pijiye... Hemant mere bhai pani leke aa jara meri baa ke liye"
Hemant quickly says, "Abhi laya Bhairavi didi... Heeen... "
Chandrabhan mausa considering it the nice opportunity to say his poem speaks,
"Tab tak hum jo gana atakne pe likhe hain woh suna dete hain."
Manav stops mausaji,
"Mausaji please ab aap mat shuru ho jayiye"
Bhavana continues her cries,
"Manav !!! Kya batao tujhe.. Humare ghar me phir se chori ho gai.. Ab me kya karu.. Tere gharpe toh achha hai, yeh murlibhai toh chor se bhi saara maal nikalwa le itne chatur hai.. Aur phir tere darr se koi chor tere ghar PE toh ayega bhi nai.. Aur yeh ek Ghotalo ka ghar, saara samaan idhar udhar pada rehta hai phir bhi koi chutti bhi chori Na kar PAYE.. Bol beta aab mein apne ghar ki raksha kaise karu... Bol beta.. Ronnie.. Tu bol.. Mujhe kya karna chahiye.. Bol Ronnie bol... "
Hemant does *Heeen* from behind & says,
"Bhavana Aunty yeh lijiye HIJKLMNO.. yeh pijiye aur phir aap bhi wahi kariye Jo mere Papa ne kiya hai humare gharpe. Phir dekhna koi chor aake aapke gharpe roka bhi nai kar payega..."
All get shocked hearing this thinking aisa kya kia hai Ghotala ne apne gharpe.. Varsha & Sharad worried that know all will cum at their place & surely shout at them.. But Vasant doesn't think abt any of this. He only thinks his gendu spoke wrong. So he won't stop correcting him..
"Arey Gende!!! Kya bol raha hai!! HIJKLMNO yeh kya hota hai,
yeh toh pani hai."
All do dch in their minds as classes wil start now. Sharad & Varsha seeing each other's face saying yeah to shuru hogaye.
Hemant nodding his face & hand saying NO,
"Nahi, Papa, maine shishir ki kitab me dekha tha pani ko H2O laga tha. To hua na HIJKLMNO."
"Nahi, beta, woh H2O hota hai, H to O nai. Yeh dekh H ke baju me chotasa 2 aata hai yeh 2 do hota hai H k liye matlab Hydrogen do jote hai, H Hydrogen k liye hota hai, aur phir O Jo Oxygen ke liye hota hai. Samjha "
,explains vasant on his Invisible Black Board
"Haan, Vasant, aapka pyara gendalal samaj gaya Haan. Aur baki ka abhi ghar jake samjana Haan. Vasant!!"
,taunts Varsha
Ronnie murmurs to Anna aur Liza,
"Dekho me atka to tum log mere ko dartta haye aur yeah Ghotala toh raat 3 baje classes chalu kar diya! Usko koi kuch nai bolenga"
"Baaa!! Baaa!!! Yeah dekhna Mitesh, Pritesh mujhe zabardasti yahan khich ke leke aaye. Abhi mushkil se aankh lagi thi.", yawning says Bhadresh
Ronnie angrily glares at Bhadresh,
" Bhadresh Man!!! Tu so raha tha?? Tere gharpe wo ba wo ba"
Ojha uncle irritated,
"Oh jhallar!!! Jaldi bol warna subah yahin ho jayegi"
Liza glares & seeing Liza's glare Ronnie fastly asks,
"Woh, Aunty Bhavana, Pritesh jab khana nai khata haye to kya bolke usse khana khilata haye? Aunty Bhavana?"
As Bhavna Aunty was not in condition to answer his question Bhairavi answers, "Baa, Pritesh ke sar pe haath pher ti hai pyaar se aur bolti hai, beta dao diko che ne(u r a gud boy na) khai le. Jamvanu aethu na mukay paap lage (v shudnt waste food it's bad), khai le ne. Lao hu tane maara haathe khavdao(wait I wil feed u). Phir mera Pritesh kehta hai nai dadi me khud kha lunga. Phir Baa bolti hai.."
"Bhairavi!! Jaldi bolo Aunty Bhavana kya bolta hai", Ronnie says irritating.
Bhairavi continues nodding "Haan, Ronnie Bhaiya bolti huu.. Phir Baa bolti hai.. Beta, aale rotli kha(eat rotli), shaq aapu thodu(want some vegetables), shaq nath khavu(dont want vegetables), aale daal saathe rotli kha beta. Le beta."
Ronnie butts in, "Haan, thank you Bhairavi, mil gaya.. Haan Bhadresh, tere gharpe chor ne daalkha dala, aur tujhe sone ka pade hai man. Uth nai to karunga" & shows his hand.
"Tum Bhadresh ko marenga usse pehle me kisiko supari deke tumhara kidnap karwa denga!!! Daalkha Haan, Daaka ka daalkha karenga tum. Tumhare atakne ke chakkar me humko raat ka 3 baje Bhairavi se kahani Sunna pada aur tum kya bolta haye man. Ruko tum, sweety Singh ko phone karke bolta haye ki tumne Aunty Bhavana ke ghar chori kiya haye toh tumko toh arrest karne ko mangta haye." Says Liza angrily.
Ronnie asks, "Liza!! Tum mere ko arrest karwayenga?"
Before Liza could answer Manav angrily shouts,
"Chup rahiye aap log, kya baare leke baith gaye hai aaplog, Bhavana Kaki ke ghar chori Hui hai, hjme pata karna hoga kya chori hua hai, aur chor ko pakadne ka tarika sochna hoga. Bahut choriyaan ho rahi hai aaj kal."
Bhavana Aunty says,
"sahi bol raha hai Manav, Hume choro ko pakadna hoga"
Ojha uncle butts in,
"Hai na, sahi bol raha na, mhara beta, to khushi se dedo 501 rupay shagun ke tor pe. Hihin"
Bhavana Aunty replies,
"Oh! Murlibhai!! Aapka Manav yahan kaam ki baat kar raha hai aur aapko shagun ki padi hai. Nai dungi 501 balki aab to Manav isshi gharme rahega. Aapke ghar hi nai bhejne wali me isse."
Ojha uncle says,
"Arey Bhavana Bhabhi me toh Mahol halka kar raha tha."
Manav shouts,
"Papa, chup rahiye na aap, aur ab hume Vasant Bhaiya ke ghar jake dekhna hoga ki unhone aisa kya kiya hai chori se bachne ke liye, Hemant ne bataya na Vasant Bhaiya ne koi achha intezaam kiya hai."
Hemant happily says,
"Heeen!! Aapko yaad hai Manav Bhaiya, maine bola tha. Aayiye aayiye humare ghar me batata huun. Chalo sab chalo. Hai Na Papa."
Vasant happily praises,
"Arey waah Mera gendu ek bhi galati nai ki bolne me!"
Varsha taunts,
"Haan Haan bilkul sahi shabd bole par jo bola hai jara woh bhi samaje hote to achha hota."
Before all again beat around the bush, Manav says,
"Hemant mujhe le chal tere ghar, me dekhna chahta huun."
Vasant agrees, "Haan chalo, aap sab bhi aayiye"
Hemant does his new style of saying yes, & says "Follow me!!"
Ramdulari mausi butts in,
"Follow me nahi, Phool loov me hota hai, speeling toh dekhiye, school nahi gaye na."
Bhavana Aunty angrily says,
"Rai gai ti daapan karya wagar ni!!(she was only left to say)"
All go to Ghotala house finally. Pritesh tells Mitesh not to go if he wants to stay normal as who ever wil go there now wil surely turn mad. Mitesh & Pritesh go to their room to sleep as senior citizens of sunshine colony can't do anything without waisting time.
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At Ghotala house all enter one by one.. Varsha & Sharad sure that now Vasant is going to get a very nice scolding. & they just stand behind. Vasant with his superpower of lifting heavy objects lifts the dinning table, chairs & keeps aside. Then Vasant rolls like torando & digs a hole. Then Hemant brings few dhoklas from kitchen to feed the one who is taking care of their jewels. Then he comes out of hole & Hemant picks him. Vasant removes the jewellery boxes from the hole.
All are not just shocked but also stern. Not a single person able to speak. Even Manav's tongue was tied with shock.
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Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki
Arjun
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