GHSP 6th Year Celebration - Page 2

Maan : geet ye roni surat kyo bama rakhi hai

Mera banya hua khana ka kar tumar nai jaoogi

Samghi tum ... Chalo chup chap chair par betho ...

by Rashmi

Maan -Geet aise chair pakad ke kyun khadi ho? tumhen aise khade hone ke liye hire nahin kiya hai..par hum dono ko dekh ke aisa lagta hai jaise cook main hoon..aur tum meri malkin..ye aprin jo tumhne pahanan tha wo maine pahna hua hai..

Geet-D..Dekhiye sir..aapne interview ke time ye nahin bataya tha ki mujhe firangi khana banana hai.. main thahri Hoshiyaarpur ki panjaban kudi.. mujhe to bas panjabi khana banaana aata hai..to man to wahi banaaungi..

Maan-Geet mujhe italian hi pasand hai..

Geet-To theek hai..mujhe ek ek karke saare Italian dishes bana ke khilaao aap..tabhi to main seekhungi..

Maan-What??? You mean tum yahaan baith ke khaaogi aur main banaaunga..

Geet- Haan.. aur agar mere haath ka khana hai to punjabi khana hi milega..ab marzi aapki hai..ki kya khana hai aapko..Punjab ya Italian..

Maan-achchha? to theek hai you are fir..

Geet pointed her finger at him-Sochna bhi mat naukri se nikaalne ka.. worker Union ki active member hoon..agar naukri se nikala na to worker union me complaint kar doongi aur aapke ghar ke saath saath office ke workers bhi strike par jaayenge..ab marzi aapki hai ki aapko kya karna hai..

Maan-Kahaan phans gaya main.. theek hai... baithiye Geet Ji main abhi aapke liye garma garam italian pasta bana ke laata hoon

and Maan curing the moment in which he hired Geet as cook, went behind the counter to make pasta for Geet and himself

Geet opened her eyes and saw the space beside her , she stretched her hands and looked around the room.. It was empty that means she was again late and her dear hubby was on time.. She got up quickly from the bed and went to the kitchen with slow steps.. The smell of the freshly brewed coffee beans and the vegetable sandwiches filled her nostrils.. She went and hug maan from behind..

Maan who was having a coffee cup in his hands was startled with the sudden attack of geet and the coffee mug dropped from his hands.. Geet jumped away from him and maan looked at her angrily..

See what you did geet..
His red nose made geet to tip toe and kiss him ..

I love you .. She whispered and melted maan's anger..

I was missing you jaanu.. Aap toh mujhe bina bataye aagye and now I am feeling so much hungry.. She pouted.. Since they were married maan was the one who spoiled her rotten and now he doesn't mind her doing nothing in the morning.. All he want her to get up on time and get ready for KC.. She had forgotten what she was , the only thing that was in her mind was now maan and maan..and maan ..

Maan made her sit and geet smiled seeing the breakfast , she loved how he made her eat everyday and maan came with their breakfast but geet first helped him in removing the apron and she had her coffee and coughed..

Maan , ye toh phiki hai.. She pouted..

Jaan , you broke your cup he teased her but she was his geet and made him have a sip.. Maan was first confused ..

She feed him the sandwiches and then she had the coffee by adding sugar in it making maan to gape at her..

Heyyy tat was mine.. He said in a annoying tone but she chuckled and sipped teasing maan..

Your mistake jaanu , you know I want you in front of me in the morning itself so aap abhi jaldi se bf khatam Karo and get ready warna KC ka staff kahega geet maan sir ko aane nai deti


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By heart882

Geet: Maan sir Kya hua aapko?

Maan: mujhe Kya hua?

Geet : aapko dekhhe aisa Lagra hai ke aapko koi Bara sadma laga hai

Maan: yeh Kya bakwas kari ho tum?

Geet: sir me bakwas Nahii saachii aapko dekhhe Lagra hai ki aapko bahut zor Ka jhatka laga hai

Maan: Geeettt

Geet: Babaji yeh Maan sir aapne dusht Danav roop mein aagaye! Sir yeh aapki badi badi ankhen hai na unne normal Kariye koi dekhhe ga toh bolega ki aap businessman Kaam aur pagal zyaafa lagre

Maan: Geeettt tum ne mujhe pagal kaha

Geet: hai Babaji meri itni himmat ki mein the MSK ko pagal bolo Nahi Nahi aap toh a hi businessman Nahi bawarchi lagre hai

Maan: Geeettt tum tum

Geet: sir jab yaad Ajai toh boldejiye abhi na mujhe bahut bhook lagi hai toh Zara jaldi khana dijiye warna meri boss na naak mei dum kardega ok jaldi ha

Maan: teek hai (s/t) tumne mujhe naak mein dum kaha roko agar Maza Nahi chakaya toh mera naam Bhi Maan Singh khurana nahi

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By BlackWidowBaby

Geet was cooking and Maan came and hugged her from back... Geet who got startled and turned suddenly and pour daal on Maan's shirt...

Maan shouted making his eyes big "Geet..."

Geet gasped and started wiping with her hands in one hand she held knife and started murmuring "hey babaji, ab ye ravan mujhe daal samjh k kha jaayega"

Maan listened this and snatched the knife from Geet's hand and removed her apron and put it on himself...

geet got confused as why Maan removed her apron and suddenly understood everything "Bass itni si baat maan... agar aapkon khana banana tha to bol dete... aankhe bade bade kar karke mereko kya pata chalta... chalo me to chali.. aap lage rahiye..."

Maan was so shocked listening her answer... how can she think like i am here to cook... "kaha phasa diya Geet k babaji... chalo daal bana hi dete hai"

By priya_21

Geet (mummer) kitne golgappe khayenge ye

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Bs khaye jaa rhe hai

Ek baar ye bhi nhi

Apni is pyaari patni ke taraf be dekh le

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Dekha babaji aapne

Kaise pati diye hai aapne

Petu raam

Maan : geet

Babaji ko disturb krna bnd kro

Wo hadtaal pe hai

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Tum bhi kha lo

Tumhara hath thode na pakad rakha hai maine

He laugh, she placed golgappa in his mouth...

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By Rashmi...

Geet-Maan kitne golgappe khaaoge? kab se akele hi khaye ja rahe ho mujhe ek bhi nahin diya..Please ek do na..

Maan-Kyun.. main tumhen kyun doon..tum meri ek bhi baat maanti ho jo main tumhaari maanoo?main tumhen ek bhi nahin doonga..

Geet-Bhala ko apni patni ke saath aisa karta hai kya.. please Maan.. mere muh me pani aa raha hai thode se to de do na.. dekho agar nahin diye na to ..to haan to raat ko aapke pet me dard hoga aur tab mujhe mat uthana

Maan looked at Geet with raised eyebrow-Achchha? ab tumhaari nazar to pakka lagegi mujhe agar aise muh se pani tapkaati rahi to.. chalo ek kaam karo lo..ek le hi lo.warna mera sara taste kharaab ho jaayega tumhari nazar lagne se Saying this he forwarded his bowl to her..Geet looked at the bowl first and then looked at the stall of Golgappe.She saw that Nothing was left at the stall in the name of Golgappe.. Maan had eaten all of them..Geet got angry seeing only one golgappa in the bowl which he gave her..

and in her anger he shoved that golgappa too in his mouth..

Geet-ye bhi aap hi kha lo.. mujhe nahin khana ..mera pet phat jaayega agar maine aapka golgappa khaya to..dil hi dil ne aap mujhe bura bhala bologe golgappa lene ke liye

and Maan happily obliged her-As you wish Sweetheart

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By mahimaan

kya yaarr ye msk bhi na jo lips mere lips pe hone chiye ,that is touching this gol gappa ,kash main hi gol gappa hoti and msk muje kha jate ,yaar log HM pe biwi ko chodete nahi and ye hai ke gol gappe ke pitche lage hai ,ek baar to meri taraf dekh lo maan

maan who all lost in GOL GAPPA ignore geet totally

when geet don't get any attention she took one golgappa and put on maan mouth ...with thought at list her finger touch that lips

maan eat that and mummer don't make bahabna to touch my lips mrs msk ...ye to main apni energy collect kar raha tha so i give full attention to my HM
pata nahi fhir khana khane ka time mile na mile

geet look him with O shape mouth

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By preetymaaneet

Geet- hey babaji dekho toh inhe kaise gapa gap khaye ja rahe hai

Aisa nahi ki puch lun GEET tum kahogi ki nahi

Maan- geet kyun babaji ko parshaan kar rahi ho mujhe pershan karke tumhe shanti nahi milti joh ab babaji ke piche pad gayi tum firse

Geet- maan main aapko pereshan karti hu

Maan- are gussa kyun ho rahi ho yeh lo ek golgappa tum bhi kaha lo warna mera pet dard karega tumhari nazar ke wagah se

Geet- koi zarrorat nahi hai aap hi thusso yeh lo and she put golgappa in maan's mouth

Maan eat that also n lick his lips

Geet- kitne besharam hai aap ek toh main pregnant hu aur mujhe khilane ki bajaye khud hi khaye ja rahe ho aap

Maan- geet yeh konsa rule hai pregnancy main sirf ma kha sakti hai papa nahi are mujhe bhi toh healthy rehna hai apne baby ke liye aur fir mujhe baby elephant ko bhi kitni baar uthana padta hai

Geet- maan aapne mujhe baby elephant kaha I HATE U ...

MAAN- are geet suno toh main toh mazak kar raha tha

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By idunno

Hay Maan dekho dekho chaat...khani hai..?

Muje...?nahi to main itni UN hygienic place me katai nahi khaunga...! aur tumhe bhi nahi khane dunga...Geet looks up and said Oh babaji! dekho kitna khadus khavind mila hai jo bibi ki ek wish nahi puri kar sakta...chado main tumse nahi bolungi...

Maan are oh sona itni si baat pe ruth gai?...aisa koi karta hai kya...?

Geet pout and turns off face...and poor maan usko mana ne ki koshis kar raha hai ki dekho aisi gandi jagah pe khane se bimar hojayegi...he said ok jao tum kha lo ab to gusa thook do,she all of sudden turns back and said wada karo aap pahele kha ke dekho , phir muje khari khoti sunaiyega.

Maan kya musibat gale pad gayi hai...?bahot jidi hai, lagta hai bhagwan ne use aaram se banaya hai, ab ye paani puri kaise khaunga...aao bala muje hi maar, oh geet ek baat puchun?kya..? Pani re pani pni pani re pani ka rang kaisa...?

oh to sadhu abhi bhi soch raha hai ...thahero mai batati hoon...

pani re pani...ha ha pani re pani...abe o bhaiya chaal panipuri khila...and she stuff up pani puri in Maan's mouth and said pani re pani uska rang aaisa jisne khilaya hai us jaisa pani re pani pani pani re paani...ho ho...kaisi lagi ye puri mr Maan singh Khurrana...?hum...? attitude ki dukan...?

but maan realy like pani puri and without looking at geet he go on eating puri's and geet pouted her mouth and said oh...! patiji hum bhi yanha khade hai aap hume khane ke liye nahi puchenge? Dekh geet tune muje force kiya khane ke liye aur ab kaheti hai maat lhao muje do kanhan ka nyay hua..? bolo bolo...?

Geet dont listen to him and ask, bhaiyaji ek plate hume bhi do...!

Maan golgupe kaise lage ?

he came close to her ear and said meri rani jaise...she blush and than ask bhaiyaji sukhi puri uparse do?

Maan ye kya foogat ka maang rahi hai sharam nahi aati?

geey Araeee maan babu tumhe pata hai?

Golgape khane ke baad agar sukhi papadi na mile to ladki durga ka roop dhran karleti hai ye baat dimag mein baitha do maan babu...!

ye choti choti bate hi to zindgi ko khusiyon se bhar dete hai haina maan...?

Maan aur poori khilao bhaiya ...hume to ye chat bahot pasand aaya and smirks at Geet and she said what the hell you said to me...?

Maan, hure tu bhi kya chaat se kam hai...bolo?

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By suhana

By priya_21

Before marriage

I not believing today maan invite me here...it's really so beautiful decoration...

Maan : like it

She nodded happily. He held her hand take her in front of window where you can see easily full moon...

Maan : geet will you marry me

First she shocked with happiness but then realize ase bhi koi propose krta hai

Ek bhi romatic line nhi

Directly ask

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Hey babaji

He never going change

Maan : geet if your talk with babaji completes

Then give me answer

Ok

He take own hand back and said now am going to propose Sasha

Wo tumse jaldi answer de dengi

Geet : maan today you gone

Maan : first caught me baby

After marriage

Geet : maan I want you do some thing romantic

Maan : tell me what you want

Geet : propose me again

Maan : after our marriage

Geet : wo apne thik se nhi kiya tha

Bend on your knees and then ask

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This time he bend on one knee and ask her again will you marry me geet

Geet : sochungi

Kal parso kuch kahungi

Maan : what

He going to stand, but she stop him...

Geet : maan aapko mujhe manana chaiye

Bilkul romantic nhi hai aap

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He babaji

Kaise insaan se pyaar krwa diya aapne mujhe

Meri toh puri life kharab ho gyi

Maan : ye mujhe khehna chaiye geet

Geet : what

Am going

She get angry, move to go, he held her hand and said some lines:-

Ai phulo ki rani, baharo ki malika, tera muskurana gajab ho gaya

Na dil hosh me hai, na ham hosh me hai, najar ka milana gajab ho gaya

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Lakshmi

Maan: Mujhe tumse kuch kehna hai Geet..

Geet: haan boliye na maan

Maan: Wo kya haina wo wo

Geet : MSK ko bolne mein probem kabse hone lagi

Maan: Jabse tumse mila hoo

Geet: aww.. maan is mein bhi meri galti... meine kya kiya... meine tho kabhi shikaayat bhi aapse nahi ki na ki aap baat kam chillate zyaada ho...

Maan: Geeet

Geet: Dekha mujh par chillane ka ek mauka nahi chodthe... aap tho bilkul dusht danav ho... mujhse bilkul pyaar ...

she stopped suddenly thinking what she was going to blurt out

Maan: Kartha hoo geet bahut zyaada

Geet was shocked hearing his confession... but how could she let the chance of teasing maan let go from her hands...

Geet: Kya karthe ho maan? mujh par gussa na... wahi tho mein bhi bol rahi hoo

Maan: Geet meine aisa kab kaha

Geet: arrey aapne abhi tho bola ki kartha hoo

Maan: Geet mein tumse pyaar karta hoo... ye bol raha tha...

Geet: sachi maan... par aisa koi apna pyaar ka ikraar kartha hai kya... kartha hoo... she said mocking him

He was well aware of how dramebaaz is his geet... so taking her hands in his he continued...

Maan: bahut pyaar karta hoo tumse... chalo shaadi karthe hai

Geet: haaye babaji...

Maan: Ab kya hua

Geet: aise koi shaadi ko poochtha hai kya ... isi liye mein bolthi thi aapko mere saath Shah rukh ki movie dekhne aaya karo... wo hotha tho ek dum romantic sa kuch boltha

Maan : (angrily almost shouting) wo nahi hai geet yahaa .. aur nahi mein aane doonga... tumhaare saath mein hoo aur mein hi rahoonga samjhi...

Geet: (poutingly): bilkul dusht danav ho aap... mujhe bhi aap hi se pyaar hona tha... kartha hoon tho aise bol rahe ho jaise ki koi files check kar rahe ho... romance ke naam ka R bhi nahi hoga ab meri zindagi mein

Maan was smiling hearing his cute jaanemann's cribbing..

Going on his knees.. he took geets hands in his and looking into her shocked eyes he said

Maan: ho saktha hai mein zyaada baat na karta hoo... par tum meri ankahi baaton ko bhi samajhthi ho geet... ho saktha hai mein cheezy lines na boloo... par mera dil hamesha tumhein apne paas rakhne ko boltha hai... ho saktha hai mein shah rukh ki tarah romantic na hoo... par tumhaare liye mein hi perfect hoo jaise ki tum mere liye perfect ho... ms Ganda se mrs Khurana banogi... he winked saying the last line

Geet: maan mein aapko chodoongi nahi... ganda bola mujhe

but maa caught her hands in his which was hitting him

Maan: tum bhi tho mujhe kitne naam se pukaarthi ho... Thurana and all ...

Geet: mein kuch bhi boloo par aap nahi bol sakte ...

Maan : acha waisa kyu

Geet: Kyuki mein Mrs Maan Singh Khurana hoo .. samjhe

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maaneetmishtikh

They were having romantic moment..they got lost in one another such a way that no one around was visible to them...

but Geet toh Geet Maan Khurana Theri...usey romantic moment mein bi mazak suzi...

GEET : MAAN, Ek baat bolu aapse ?

MAAN : Haan..GEET! Bolo!

GEET : Mein soch rhi thi MAAAN..ki agar hum roz lade aur dadi ma humhe roz film ke liye bejhey aur aap roz film ke bajaye aisi andheri jagah leke aake roz apne gutne pe beth ke mujhey PROPOSE Karte rhe toh ? Hayeee...Kitna maza aajayega..Hain Na MAAN ?

MAAN Murmers...

''lo..bol padi MISS HUSIYARPUR..agar sachi GEET Ko mein yahan roz lathe raha thn :o Hey BABAJI Mujhey Bolna Hogi ''.. :P

GEET Gets Angry...says..

HaWWW!!...Babaji aapne kaisey aadmi ko mere sath dal diya?Sabko Maan Singh Khuranakheh kheh kar darate hai aur mere samne...mere sath toh inki chalne hi nhi dungi >:o :D

GEET :Haan toh kya kaha miss hushiyarpur ? ab dekho mein kya karti hui..aap ghar mein pair rkhna fir bata thi hui :/

MAAN Jerks GEET Close To him...

GEET Gets immensend in his eyes...n Maan on her LIPS :p ABout to KISS

Then Suddenly She hits hard on His LIPS :V And Says Gusna nhi {no entry}

ISKE BAAD AAP IMAGINE KARNA AAP SAB KYA HAAL HOGA MSK KA :p

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By BlackWidowBaby

Maan= Geet in front of this Moon i vow to love you till my death... in my next lives...

Geet- bass bass... Jhutha chaand hai... i can see a patch of a photo there... today is anyways new moon night (amavasya)...

Geet made a sad face and went from there...

Maan in mind... "uff... Mishty k moods..."

on the next day Maan went on his knees "Geet... today there is no full moon... but i have my own shiny bright moon... in front of it i am holding your hand till eternity i will hold it and i will cherish it..."

Geet blushed looking at her picture and then Maan... she was about to answer but certain doubt arise in her mind... "Maan how come i dont know this... when did you took this photo????"

Maan stood up and kissed her on her lips "I will take it as a yes..." saying this he left...

Geet was still confused "Yess???? but i did not asked him a yes no question... ufff Maan k moods"

By priya_21

Maan : geet today am really tired

Apni bachkani harkate bnd kro

Aur mere saamne se hato

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Mujhe gussa mt dilayo

Geet : gussa aa gya toh kya karonge

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Waise bhi aap kuch kaha krte ho...

Maan : what you say

Geet : nothing

Maan : geet move aside

Geet : bilkul nhi

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Phle ye bataiye

Itni raat tk kiske sath the

Aur kitni pi hai aapne

Maan : do din apne mayke mein kya rhi

Bilkul dimag khali ho gya tumhara

Geet : haw

Aapki itni himaat

Ab toh aapki bedroom mein entry not allowed

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Maan : thanks babaji

Nhi toh ye aaj

Puri raat apni mayke ki kahani suna- sunake pka deti

Geet : mein aapko pakati hu

Maan : koi shaq

She held his collar and drags him into room...

Geet : maan

Now you have to listens each detail about my visit

So ready Mr. Hubby

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By BlackWidowBaby

Maan in hurry- Geet mere saamne se hatho...

Geet- nahi mujhe pehle ek kiss dedo fir hatt jaaungi...

Maan- Geet kiss raat me milegi... abhi meri important meeting hai please mujhe jaane do...

Geet- nahi ye toll road hai... pay me then go...

Maan- do i look like a car to you to pay you toll money...

Geet- toh???? do i look like traffic hawaldar (police) to you... jo me yaha haat dikhaake i am telling them road is clear go... huh...

Maan nodded not believing on where this conversation going on...

By priya_21

From past 5 minutes searching the shirt in cupboard, but he not getting...

Maan : ye geet ek bhi kaam dang se nhi krti hai

Pata nhi meri shirt kis corner mein rakhi hai isne

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Geet

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Geet

Geet : ky-aa hai

Maan : geet meri black wali shirt nhi mil rhi hai

Tumne kaha rakhi hai

Geet (think) inhe bhi whi shirt phehni hai kya

Kitni purani hai wo

Aur ye hai ki

Fevicol se chipke huye hai uske sath

Maan : geett

Geet : koi aur shirt phen lo

Maan : geet mujhe whi shirt chiaye bs

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Geet : mujhe nhi pata kaha hai

Maan : tumhe nhi pata

Ka kya matlab hai

Tumhe nhi pata toh kisse pata honga

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Geet (mummer) babaji ye toh piche hi pd gye hai

Us hsirt ke

Kaise batayu inhe

Wo shirt toh maine ramu kaka ko dedi

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Maan : geet abhi bahar aayo aur mujhe shirt do

Geet ; maan kya bacho ki tarah zid kr rhe ho

Maan : tum aa rhi ho

Ya mein andher aayu

Geet : coming

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Geet come and act tries to find his shirt...

Geet : maan yaha nhi hai

Maan : yaha nhi hai

Toh kaha hai geet

Geet : mujhe kya pata

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She pick blue shirt and give to him...

Geet : now wear this

Mujhe ye color aap pe bhut acha lagta hai

Maan : geet par wo

Geet : maan baby

Please wear this na

She kissed on his cheek and run to washroom...

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Maan : geettt

Geet (mummer) hey babaji

Ye maan toh aaj mujhe chen se nahane bhi nhi denge

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Maan : geettt

Geet : aa rhi hu

She shocked to see one side maan glaring her and another side ramu stand in front of her wearing the same shirt...

Geet(think) is gadhe ko bhi yhi shirt phehni thi kya

Maan : geet ye kya hai

Geet (think) : bhag ja geet yaha se

Usse phle ye jawala mukhi fate

Before she run, he held her wrist, then take her to room, before he shout she start crying...

Maan : geet stop your crocodile tears

Geet : ab aapko mere aansu bhi jhooth lagte hai maan

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Bs yhi sunana baki rh gya tha mujhe

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Maan : geet tumne meri shirt us ramu ko kaise di

Geet : hatho se maan

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Maan wo shirt kitni purani ho gyi thi

Isliye us bechare ramu ko dedi

Mein toh phle bartan wali ko hi de rhi thi

Par usne bhi bol diya

Ye shirt nhi chiaye usse

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Toh usse yu fakna toh galat hota na

Maan : you

Meri first salary se laaya tha mein wo

Geet : maan koi baat nhi

Aapki fisrt salary se laaye huyi chain hai mere pass

Wo du

Wo phehni hai toh

Maan : oh god

Ye geet bhi na

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Pagal krke maanegi mujhe

Geet ; maan you not tell me

You want to wear my chain or not

Maan : geettt

Geet : baba

Jyada gussa kiya toh mental asylum wale sch mein pagal smjh lenge

Maan : tum ne mujhe pagal kaha

Geet : maine kaha

Wo toh aapne hi khud kaha than a

Ye geet bhi na

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Pagal krke maanegi mujhe

She loved to irritate him... today dose is completed... she silently left the room, before his anger go to blast on her...

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By sagorika93

Maan - pata nehi kaha rakh di geet ne mera favourite black shirt ...kbse dhoond raha hu .
geet ..geet ...

Geet - kya huya ?

Maan - mera shirt kaha rakh diya tumne ?

Geet - (in bathroom)
maan kaisi baate kar Rehe hai ap ? mere pass kya koi jadu e aaina hai Jo mei bathroom se dekh kar apko bata sakti hu apka shirt kaha hai ?

Maan - geeettt
jaldi bahar aao ..aur mujhe help karo dhundne mei ...

Geet - hey Babaji !! yea maan mujhe chain se nahane bhi nehi dete ab aarehi hu ...

Geet comes out from the bathroom

Geet - ab boliye konsa shirt ?

Maan - wohi Jo mera fav black shirt hai , jisko meine kal cupboard se nikl ke rakha tha .

Geet - woh shirt ?

Maan - haan wohi

Geet - woh shirt na *pause*

Maan - woh shirt kya ?

Geet - press karte time JAL gaya

Maan - kya ?
tum aisa kaise kar sakti ho ? mera favourite shirt tumne jala diya ? ab mei meeting mei kya pehenke jau ?

Geet - woh galti se jal gaya , meine Jaan bujhke nehi kiya maan .

Maan - dhayn kaha hota hai tumhara geet ? tum ek bhi kaam kharab kiye bina nehi kar sakti kya ?

Geet - dekha apne Babaji ab yea ek mamuli si shirt ke liye apne pyari aur sundar si biwi ke sath jagda kar rehe hai meine socha shirt ko acche se press kar du ..magar yea *pouting*

Maan - geet apne Babaji ko pareshn karna band kar do . mujhe karti ho woh kafi nehi hai kya ?

Geet - haww ..!! mei apko pareshn karti hu ?
toh thik hai ...mei apke sar ke baalo ki kasam khake bolti hu ...aaj se apko mere karan koi pareshani nehi hogi ., aur aisa na huya toh apke sar ke sare baal jhad jayenge

Maan - what ?
heyy bhagban !! yea pagal ladki mujhe bhi pagal kar ke choddegi kisi din

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By BlackWidowBaby

Maan on call with Adi- Adi can you ask the clients to wait for 30 mins... i am looking for my favorite shirt but not getting it... it was here only

disconnecting call... "Geet Geet..."

Geet who was in the washroom came out... Looking at her Maan sighed in relief...

"Geet i need a shirt..."

Geet looking at Maan "Ha to lelo... me kya cupboard apne saath leke ghumti hu..."

Maan moved close to her... "Geet meri shirt mujhe wapas dedo... mujhe office jaana hai..."

Geet blushed she was wearing his shirt after their hot encounter "Koi aur lelo... me ye kaise du..."

Maan started undoing the buttons... Geet's eyes widened and she started struggling... Maan shouted "Geet stay still..."

Maan removed the shirt from her and started wearing it... Geet saw the smirk on his face... she ran to the bathroom to wear her dress and shouted from there"Tonight no kissy wissy... "

Geet in the bathroom "aye lo babaji... itne amir (rich) hai... dusri bhi to shirt pehen sakte the naa... itni kya kanjoosi... waise raat me bade bol rahe the... you look hot in my shirt... badde aaye hot shot.. huh..."

By priya_21

No- no

It's just a bad dream

If anyone know about this

What about my reputation

We are dating from past one year

And I never kiss her

.

When I try to kiss her

She always said same "kiss wiss shaadi ke baad"

Usse phle just holding the hand

And some time only hug

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Geet

Geet

Geet : hey maan

Aaj subh - subh humari gali kaise

.

Maan : geet you love me

Geet : of course buddu

Subh - subh pagal ho gye ho kya

Maan : you trust me

Geet : no

Maan : you not trust me

Geet : maan wo kya hai na

Man trust ke layak hote hi nhi hai

.

Maan : geet

Tum asa kaise soch sakti ho

After you're coming

I never see any girl

.

Am hurt

Geet : oye

Nautanki bnd kr aapni

.

Kissi aur ko dekha na

Teri aankhen na fod deni hai maine

.

Maan : tu mujhe damki de rhi hai

Geet : ha

Koi shq hai tujhe

.

Ab jaldi bta

Yaha aane ka karan

.

Tere aaj kaunse dost ne tere kaan bre hai

Maan : asa kuch nhi hai

Geet : maan

Eye contact for a man is very important

If he won't look you in your eyes he is simply lying to you...

Maan : can I kiss you

Geet : bs itni si baat

Oh maan

Tum bhi na

She pulled him closer, encircled her hand around his neck...

Maan : tumhari tabiyat toh thik hai na

Geet : sshh

Am perfectly fine sweetheart

Maan : tum ye kya kr rhi ho

Geet : you want to kiss na

Itni dur se koi kiss thode hota hai

Maan : today you not denied

Achank se tum kaise maan gyi

Geet : maan don't waste the time

.

He placed one hand on her cheek...

Geet : maan itne pasine kyun aa rhe hai tumhe

We just only going to kiss

Nothing more sweetheart, she winked

.

She come more close, both close the eyes, when she feel he coming close , she open her eyes & lost in his face...this moment he looking so cute, she want to pull his cheek, but now she have another plan for him... before his lips touch her lips, he feel slap on his lips...

Maan : geet what is this

Geet : slap

Maan : par tumne toh

Geet : ye bhoot utar de apne dimag se

Nhi toh tujhe apna honeymoon hospital bad pe hi manana padenga

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By sophiexx

'Maan mind-games kaise khelte hai' an innocent Geet asked
'Tum he mind-games khelni hai' Maan asked with mischief
'Haan' came the instant reply
'Teek hai meri pass auwo'
'aur pass'
'aur pass' he kept saying his until Geet was completely masked by Maan, feeling his breathe on her
'aur pass' he murmured against her cheek, feeling lost in the moment
'aur'
'Mujhe mind-games khelni hai, telepathy nahi' saying so she pushed him away
'WHAT!' a confused Maan cried seeing an equally confused Geet

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By priya_21

Wow geet

Tumne kya arrangrmnet kiya hai

.

Geet : maan aapko chalna hai toh chalo

Nhi toh yhi rho

Mein akeli chali jaayungi honeymoon pe

Maan : honeymoon pe koi akele jaata hai

Geet : jb aapke jaisa pati de babaji

Tu bechari meri jaisi ladki ko akele hi jaana padenga

Maan : ye baat toh mujhe khehni chaiye geet

Kya pagal biwi de di mujhe bhagwan ne

Jisse flight ticket book krne ko bola

Aur usne kiya kya

Bus ticket

Geet : mein pagal kis angle se dikhti hu

Maan : har angle se geet

Geet : youuu

Maan : geet now plz stop

Phle bus mein chalte hai

Jisme jaana meri majboori hai

Nhi toh wo bhi tumahri bak- bak ki wajh se chut jaayengi

.

He take steps in bus and sited near window sit..

Geet : maan ye sit meri hai

Aap yaha baitho na

Maan : mujhe toh khi tumhari naam ka sticker nhi mila ispe

Geet : maan

Now enough

.

.

Maan

Hato

Maan : than what I get in return

Geet : babji ka thullu

Maan : I give you , your babaji ka thullu retun back

.

He close the eyes try to pretend he sleeping, after five minutes, geet patted his shoulder...

Geet : maan

Maan : geet

Now atleast let me sleep

.

Geet : maan

Acha btao

What you want in return

He pull her make her sit on lap...

Geet : maan what you doing

Ye bus hai

Kissi ne dekh liya toh

Maan : tbh toh kh rha tha geet

Flight leni thi na

Business class

Aur sirf hum dono

Geet : mr

Waha aur bhi hote hai

Maan : saari sits book krne ko bola tha maine apni secretary ko

Par uske dimag mein kaha kuch gusta hai

Uska toh phla sok hi yhi hai

Mein jo kahu

Uska ulta krna

Geet slapped his cheek lightly...

Geet : aap meri burai kr rhe ho

Maan : you slapped your own husband

Mein tumhara pati parmeshwar hu

Bhool gyi kya

Geet : oh my cutie pie

She pulled his both cheek and said nhi

He try to kiss her, bend little towards her, she again slap him, but this time on his lips, she stand from lap and sit beside him...

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By preetymaaneet

maan- geet hum bus main kya kar rahe hai

geet- dance kar rahe hai

maan- kyaaa

geet - aur nahi toh kya hey babaji kaisa bevkoof pati diya hai mujhe jise itna bhi nahi pata ki log bus main kya karte hai

maan- woh toh mujhe bhi pata hai ki bus main travel karte hai lakin jab humari flight ki tickets confirm thi toh tum mujhe yahan kyun layi

geet- selfie lene layi hu

maan- kya

geet- aur nahi toh kya ab jaldi se pout karo

maan- pout his lips n geet click selfie of both

maan- yeh kya drama hai

geet- maan aap bhi na log honeymoon pe kyun jaate hai

maan- wink at her ab aya rahi ho line pe koi baat nahi shimla pahunch ke detail me explain karunga

geet- maan break lagao apne gande thoughts ko bcoz aisa kuch nahi hone wala.

maan- aacha aur kya karna hai fir wahan tumhe

geet- mujhe bahut sare selfie leni hai to show that to our children

maan- agar tum pic leti rahogi sara time toh baache kaha se hone

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By preetymaaneet

maan- geet

geet- hmmm

maan- geet tum bhi wahi soch rahi ho kya joh main soch raha hu

geet- haan maan main bhi yehi soch rahi, isse pehle ki koi aya jaye aap chale jayea yahan se

maan- geet tum mujhe galat samaj rahi ho main yeh nahi soch raha tha

geet- toh fir aap kya soch rahe ho

maan- main toh yeh soch raha tha ki yeh bechare roses kya soch rahe honge ki hum kaha fass gaye.

geet- kya matlab aap ka????

maan- ab har kisse main himmat nahi hoti joh tumhe jhel sake.,

geet- how dare u maan, aap mujhe jhel rahe hai

maan- aur nahi toh kya aur ho bhi kyu na i m MSK no one can handle u other than me

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By sagorika93

Geet - Maan ..

Maan- hmm..

Geet - akhen kholiye aur meri taraf dekhiye na

Maan - geet mujhe disturb maat karo , mei geheri soch mei hu .

Geet - kya ? bathtub mei apke sath apki itni beautiful wife baithi hai ..aur ap ho ki romantic hone ke bajai geheri soch mei dube ho

maan koi pyar bhari baat kijiye na ..meri akhon mei dekh kar

Maan - geet dekho mujhe disturb maat karo ,
romance ka kya hai ? woh toh kabhi bhi ho sakta hai par ek baar agar soch ke bich mei disturb huya toh phir suru se sochna padega .

Geet - thik hai ..
yea boliye aisa kya soch rehe hai ap Jo apne biwi ke taraf bhi nehi dekh rehe thik se ?

Maan - bathroom n bathtub mei yea Sare Jo milk , candles & rose Patels use kiya gaya hai decoration ke liye bas ussi ka hisaab laga raha tha , ki kitne paise gaye uss mei .

Geet - kya ?
heyy Babaji..!! mujhe aajtak lagta tha apne mujhe srf akdoo n khadus pati diya hai par aaj pata chala akdoo n khadus ke sath sath apne mujhe "kanjus" pati bhi de diya

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