Gullu jokes
Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Gullu, "How far is land"?
Gullu: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Gullu: Downwards !
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How did Gullu tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Gullu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl .
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A lady calls Gullu for repairing door bell.
Gullu doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Gullu replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Lady to inspector Gullu: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago,
he hasn't came back yet!
Gullu: Why don't u cook something else? .
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