I am once again being back to share the good news from BT University for the much anticipating audiences.
The law department from BT University has finalized few new essential laws and seeks permission from both the government and supreme court.
Speaking to us, the chief in-charge of the project Mrs. XYZ.
What do you want to say about the new laws proposed by your team?
We are privileged to undertake this work in giving the helping hand to our government. We all know that as time changes, people also changes. So we should make alterations in the existing laws too.
What made your team to focus on it?
See, its the lesson from life. What happened in most of the historic stories or for that matter in fiction stories? The main leads suffer till the end and the antagonist will be winning. At the end, the protagonist surpass the villain. In a sense, when the good wins its the end. So it reiterate that the good people have not lived happily, only they will die happily. Hence we thought to make it a point in our judiciary.
Can you elaborate the new laws created..
Sure.
1. Bylaw delta123
Children under 18 can frame any charges on anyone out of revenge. They wont be punished, instead the charge framed person will be put behind the bars till the child gets satisfied.
2. Bylaw delta234
If a person involves in mischief against woman, he will be let free. The main punishment for the person will be getting tied the rakhi from the victim (equal to murder) or marrying the victim (equal to suicide).
3. Bylaw delta345
If a person is found guilty of forgery, he/she will be rewarded 4 lakhs per month.
4. Bylaw delta456
If a person commits murder out of personal cause, he will be let free whereas if its done for the sake of self-defense or to help others, the person will be given death sentence.
5. Bylaw delta567
If a bad person does all crime behind the screen and destroys the proof or produce the proof also, the concerned person will be free of any charges. But, if a so-called good person commits or try to commit crime, they can be arrested even w/o proof.
These are few highlight points in the new set of laws. I can't leak all of them before its approval.
Excellent Madam. Congrats to your entire team from our side. When these laws will be implemented?
Thank u. We hope at the earliest possible. HOPENEVERDIES
Few words about your team...
Its an excellent team work. We worked day and night to frame these laws. Our team has done a wonderful job in setting the things right. As before we conducted the survey among the family members of the cast and crew. They all liked the changes.
Glad. We express our sincere gratitude and we wish all your astonishing laws are in practice at the earliest.
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Note 2: Here delta is the differentiation and delta (any constant) equals zero.
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