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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?
I stepped on a tetanus needle today ... now what?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing and not a seeing?
If a fork were made of gold, would it still be considered silverware?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has the right to talk?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the core of the earth?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what exactly is a fog horn made out of?
If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?
If a word in the dictionary is misspelled, how would we know?
If all is not lost, where is it?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? Or maybe I'll just have a big bunch of purples.
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
If carrots are so good for the eyes, why do I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
If electricity comes from electrons ... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
If FEDEX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
If genetic scientists crossed a chicken with a zebra, would they get a four-legged chicken with its own bar code?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If Hare Krishnas start cloning themselves, how will the rest of us find out?
If heat rises, then shouldn't Hell be cold?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
If I have sex with my clone, will I go blind?
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? More
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
If people weren't meant to have midnight snacks, then why do they put a light in the refrigerator?
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