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PUBALI BASU

@MysticMoon

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Posted: 10 years ago

Friends... 🤗TO JWALAJESSI ENTERTAINMENT PVT LTD PRESENTS ...

cosponsored by PATALIDEVI KIDNAPPING AGENCY "KIDNAPPING KE SAATH BHI , KIDNAPPING KE BAAD BHI , BHAROSA MASKED MAN KA"

AND

KAALABHOOT CHAAP APPLE JUICE COMPANY

AND NOW, LET'S GIVE A BIG HAND FOR OUR HOSTS OF THE SHOW , JWALA AND NIKKK

NIKK :"Hello hi ,aaj ka segment hai SwaSan ka Suitcase Romance ...

JWALA :"Suitcase ??? 😲err..Nikk ye Award ceremony hai , hum Award dene wale hai , segments news nahi..

NIKK : "Haan mereko pata hai , lekin Patali Devi ne ek bada sa suitcase banwaya hai iss baar SR ke sabse zyada intelligent and hot bande ko suitcase me bharke le jayegi patal lok me.."

JWALA :"You Mean My Lakshya jee ?"

NAhi me unhe nahi jaane de sakti..😭Mujhe bhi jaana hai

NIKK : "ERRR Theek hai , me pata karti hu , Bus, Train ya Auto kis tarha se jaate hai ...ab aage badhte hai show ko le kar ..

Jwala : "aaiye pahle pata karte hai guests kaun hai aur unse puchte hai unka reaction kya hai ?

Mrs Sharmishta Shekhar Gadodiya :

"DurgaPrasad ji kidhar hai?"😳

Jwala :"mere Lakshya ji ke saath aa rahe hai , Lakshya ji subah jhula jhul rahe the per pe latak ke , toh unhe manane me der ho gayi"

Mr. Sanskar Maheswari :

NIKK : "hayyy Handsome "

Sanskar : "sanskari bachche aise shabdo ka prayog nahi karte hai ...BTW Mujhe achcha laga

Swara :"Tumne kya kaha ?😡

Sanskar :" err..Mene kaha..Mujhe achcha laga ki ... ki ihaan koi gadda nahi hai toh tum firse nahi girogi... 😃"

Swara :"Huh! so what? gadda hota bhi toh dikh jaata..ye dekho candle , aajkal me humesha isske saath ghumti hu so that kahi koi gadda ho toh nazar aa jaye 😎"

Sanskar :"Brilliant 👏mene socha tha iss tarha tum kidnappers dhundti ho LOL"

Jwala : "Arrey kidnapper ka naam li ke mera Lakshya ji aa gaye"

Lakshya : "Per kaha hai per ? mujhe per chahiye...warna..apple kidhar hai??"

Jwala :" shant ho jayiye Lakshya ji... aapke bhaiya ke garden me paude hai na wo jab bada ho jayega aap jhula jhulenge na?😳😳

NIKK:"chaliye aage badhte hai...humare first category hai "Best Beta of the show award" Aur nominations aapko batane ke liye hum stage me bulana chahte hai Mas Machchi MAheswari ji ko.."

Jwala :"Nikk 😡tum fir se suru ho gayi? Please give a big hand for so talented, intelligent and gorgeous Mrs. Sujatha Ramprasad Maheswari ji.."

Sujatha reading nominations for best son award

1. Aadarsh : stamp paper me likhwa lo mhare se, bhaisa ka bohat jaan pehchan hai warna aadarsh iss naaminasions ya fir kya kahte hai usme na hota haan jiji ..aap bolo aapke bete ko gharwali baharwali khel se fursat hi kaha milta hai ab batao...

2. Sanskar : mhara sundar chora, jiji pahle beta achcha hi tha lekin ke kahe aapko ab us bangalan ne mas machchi wala jaadu tona karke rakh dia dekhta na hai mhare taraf haan? akdam baap pe gaya hai aapna...issko award na do jiji ye toh award le ke bhi swara ko wo ke kahte hai haan dedicate kar dega...mhara chora bhatak gayo hai jiji😭

3. Lakshya: jiji aapka chora toh ab bhi aapka laal hai , dekho na kaise per me latak ke jhula jhulte hai abhi bhi , mhara bholebhala Laksh ..haan jiji? abhi kaise zid karta hai bhavi chahiye bhavi chahiye maano toh aankh bhar aati hai mhara iska bachpana dekhke, jiji ek aap ka hi beta hai joh ab bhi bada na huya hai haan nahi kabhi hone wala hai toh yehi adarsh "Ma Kaa Laadla" huya he na jiji ?

Agar isko award na mili toh me rail ki patri pe jaake let jaungi haan

Nikk : " Aur iss award ko dene ke liye hum stage pe bulana chahte hai Mr. Ramprasad Maheswari ji ko...aap aaiye aur 100 kg apples Lakshya ji ko award dijiye😳"

Sanskar shouted from audience :" 100 kg ?😲nahi 2,3 kg kam kar do , Dimaag ke saath pet bhi kharaab ho gaya toh"

Ramprasad Maheswari came and said "Bhaiya ka jaan pehchan hogi isiliye thare ko ye award mil raha hai warna toh sabke sab nalayek ho tum log ..mhara chora hai joh budhe baap ke kambal le kar jaala deta hai pata nahi abhi thand me kya karu ab toh aur tum ho ki per dekha nahi ki latak ne lagte ho...log free me circus dekh jaate hai😡"

Jwala : "humara next Award category hai best husband , nominations padhne ke liye me stage me bulana chahti hu Mrs Ragini Lakshya Maheswari jee ko😳

Ragini :

Hume maaf kar dijiye Hum ye nominations padh ke waqt barbad nahi kar sakte... iss Award pe haq sirf mere Lakshya ji ka hai... kyunki wo humse itna pyar karte hai ki khudko meri version 2.0 bana rahe hai... ya tak ki theek se feel aye Ragini banne ka isiliye unhone wig bhi lagayi thi..aap dikha do kisi aur husband ne aisa kuch bhi kiya hai toh batana mujhe "

Jwala : "off course , Lakshya ji hi winner hai... mere Lakshya jee'

Ragini :"Aapke? Jwala kya aap mere saath Swaragini bridge me jaana pasand karengi😈"

Nikk :"Bridge ke naam se yaad aaya , "Most chamatkaari place " award goes to SR bridge😃

Orkut Myspace Congratulation Scraps, Graphics and Comments

Jessi enters...

Jessi :"Guys , Guys , Mujhe khabar mili hai, Ragini ne iss stage me or ihaan kahi bomb lagayi hai "

everybody scared ...

Sanskar came on stage and declared :

"Bhaiyo aur Swara and mere Swasan fangirls ko chor ke behno... Trust me , ye bomb nahi phoontne wala... see ye wohi bomb hai joh mere car me laga huya hai...my beautiful well wishers swasan fangirls ne kya kuch nahi kia, mannat mangi , apna sar phod li , me hospital me hu aur meri all rounder biwi seva karing and me pyar se uske taraf dekhing aise 500 dreams dekh li fir bhi wo fusski bomb nahi phoonta aur nahi kabhi phoontega... Ragini , ye tumhara Dadaji ke factory se banke aate hai kya ? tumhara dadaji bhi achanak gayeb ho jaate hai aur ye bomb bhi..😕"

NIKK :" Dadajee se yaad aaya "Supernatural power of getting vanished suddenly and then tapaking achanakse out of nothing " award goes to Swaragini's Dadaji...

Jwala : '"Isske baad hum bade garv ke saath ye declare karna chahte hai ki iss saal ki sabse honorable "DBD" award means "Dance Bhootni Dance" award goes to my Patali Devi...hum unhe 1000 jala huya roti de kar iss stage me ahvan karte hai😃

Patali Devi came with her Dayaans and chudails and a special dance performance

Song : kuch bal kha ke, kuch lehra ke hirni jaise chalti hai

 pal mai tola pal mai masa kitane rang badalti hai

 jisko chahe pagal kar de apane husn ke jado se

 iske lambe lambe kale kale nagin se baal

 re akhiyo se goli mare

 ladki kamal re ki akhiyo se goli mare

Dance performance finished... Jwala taking selfie with Patali and Kaala bhoot ji...

Jwala : " PD jee, aap ekbaar wo LED wink dikha do na please😃"

Patali Devi :"Nehi ho payega bachchi... Battery khatm ho gayi hai... Vaibhi wo hi dhoondne gayi hai, isiliye toh wo missing hai..."

Jessi : "achcha toh hum aage badhte hai...next hai "People from Another Planet Award " and this award goes to : Durga prasad Maheswari and Annapurna Maheswari... hum inhe "2 set male and 2 set female wigs de kar padhai dete hai..Durga prasad ji, please give a winning pose for media"

Nikk : "achcha next hai "Food of the year " Award which goes to...any guesses audience ??"

Audience : "apple Apple apple Apple "

Nikk :" sahi pakda ..Apple wins this prestigious Award "

Jwala : " Now my Favorite "Style of the year " Award goes to... "Uttara's Hair Extensions "

Sanskar : "Uttara , tum kidnapping bhi hair extensions baalon me daal ke karne jaati ho?😕Nahi matlab kisne kaha tha tumhe itna make up karke Kidnapping karne ko ? "

Uttara :"waise toh Uttara is always stylish bhaiya , lekin hair extensions mene nahi , Lakshya bhai wig pahnke usme hair extensions lagaye the...usne kaha , meri mummy ne bhi aaj tak wig me hi saare hair styles apply ki hai , toh am mamma's boy na?😳"

Jessi : "next award hai " BEst Dhamakdaar action " of the year which goes to Sanskar Maheswari for his Famous Kambal Jalaoing Dhamaka"😳😳

Sanskar : "Thank You ... Par Swara aaj kal neend me bhi barbarati hai "Bhagwan ke liye Kahe do ki tumne Kambal kyun Jalaya hai ? toh me aaj ye explain karna chahta hu...Kambal mene isiliye jalaya kyunki usme bed bugs tha... aaplog video me dekh sakte ho , wo Kidnapper bhai ji kaise Penguin ki tarha chal raha tha red kambal me chupke... wo isiliye ki usko khujli ho raha tha... toh bed bugs kambal se apni abaadi badhake..ab sablog mere tarha Sanskaari nahi, bed bugs nahi hai , am sure, toh jaldi se abaadi karke agar Badi maa ki wig par apna haq jama leta toh Badi maa ka jo bachi kuchi dimaag hai wo bhi danger zone me aa jaata , toh apne parivar ko bed bugs ke haamle ke haat se bachane ke liye mene wo kambal jala diya.."

after his speech Swara faints in shock of so many bed bug's death and other SwaSan girls:

Sanskar : "Lakshya per dhoondna bandh karo ihaan koi per nahi hai latak na hai toh bahar jaao aur jaoge toh SR river se paani leke aana please , Swara ko sirf wohi paani se honsh aati hai...aur please iss baar mere pe mat daalna😡"

Jwala :"Haan Lakshya jee, pani daalne ne ka kaam hum kar lenge...☺️err..aap wo sab choro aur aapne award leke jaao "Best stunt of the year" award... yeh sab aapke hi hard work ka hi fal hai ..aapne bohat achchse puri nishta se per se latak te rahe jab tak aap ka bhai araam se apni biwi aur saali sahiba ko bachaye...hume aap par garv hai "

Nikk : "Last Part of the show is little emotional , sanskar ji's son MahaSanskar Maheswari ji ne ek bohat hi pyara sa request bheja hai future Lok se, jahan wo ab rahte hai ...jisme likkha hai..

"Mom and dad aap dono kripa karke thoda sa waqt nikal ke Swasan AT me jaaye aur woha Swasa fan girls ke imaginative swaSan scenes padhe, aapko pata chal jayega with details ki aage kya karna hai...matlab investigation ke ilawa bhi aur kya kya aap dono kar sakte ho 😳hume pata hai ek na ek din aap dono ke pass mera aana toh pakka hai , lekin thoda jaldi mujhe bula lete toh achcha hota..miss you mom dad..aap dono se milna chahta hu me..please jaldi se mujhe aapne pass bula lo... Swasan fangirls ke ideas aap ko madat karegi😉 I love you mom dad❤️"

Swara :" My baby...😭sab tumhare wajah se ho raha hai..aur naraaz raho mujhse😡"

Sanskar :"I love you Swara, hum tumse zyada din tak naraaz rahke humare bete ki umeedon par paani nahi fer sakta na...😳"

An intense eyelock with BG song :

Be intehaan, be intehaan

Yun pyaar kar, be intehaan

Dekha karun sari umar

Tere nishan, be intehaan

Koi kasar na rahe, meri khabar na rahe

Choole mujhe is kadar, be intehaan..

Jab saanson me teri
Saansen ghuli toh phir sulagne lage
Ehsaas mere mujhse kehne lage
Aa baahon me teri aake
Jahaan do yun simatne lage

Sailaab jaise koi behne lage
Khoya hun main aagosh mein
Tu bhi kahaan ab hosh mein
Makhmali raat ki ho na subah

Okay toh friends ab hum bhi inhe thoda space dete hai...as we all know swasan is made for each other and another name of Eternal bonding..chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, they will stay together..always...with each other , being the soulmates , they are inseparable ... keep loving them😳😳😳

NOTE : THIS POST IS FUNNY , NO INTENTIONS TO HURT ANY BODY AND STRICTLY MADE FOR SWASAN FANS , ANY POSTS WITH DESPERATE ATTEMPT OF CREATING A FIGHT HERE WILL BE CONSIDERED UNWANTED HERE AND I WILL REQUEST OTHER SWASAN FANS TO IGNORE SUCH POSTS AND PLEASE NOT REPLY..

NOTE 2 : CREDIT OF THE POST GOES TO JWALA AND JESSI FOR GIVING WONDERFUL IDEAS ..

NIKK I USED YOUR NAME WITHOUT ASKING YOU AND...

I AM NOT SORRY FOR THAT🤣

GUYSPLEASEENJOY AND ADD YOUR OWN FUNNY IDEAS HERE..YOUR COMMENTS ARE VALUABLE SO PLEASE KEEP COMMENTING

Edited by Vaibhi. - 10 years ago

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Posted: 10 years ago

hahaha too much mzaaa a gya. It was hilarious n chumeshwari to u for writing it. Its wonderfulll

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Shree....

@Shreeswathy

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Posted: 10 years ago

🤣🤣

I will post my reply once I could control my laugh...

EPIC!!

For a moment, I am forgetting our SwaSan golden rule..

So thanks a lot vaibhi, Jwala, & Jessi..

Ye lo meri jappis..🤗. .🤗..🤗

Still I am laughing madly..

But you guys forgot swaragini ke pyaara papaji Sekhar..

Maana ki, usko apne maa ki sari ke pallu mein doondna mushkil hein, par usko bhi ek award do(at least ek nomination)..

At least he is the creator of these anokha heroines..

And made headlines by his "blind love" for about 3 months..

An award for Modern Dritharashtrar... Please..😊😊

Aur award function mein Pari bhabhi ko bhi kahin nahi dekha..

Just like our episodes..🤔

Shayad kitchen mein kheer banathe hongi...

Still I can't control my laugh, and my stomach is aching..😆😆

Really wonderful job..👏👏👏

Thanks a lot for the introduction of hamare aankhon ke Tara, MahaSanskar..

I wish & praying to CVs, to show a jhalak of him, before I close my eyes..😊

For this post I am giving you "The Award for the Hilarious Post"..👏👏

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@rose1998

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Posted: 10 years ago

Epic🤣

Vaibhi amazing post.
Epic funny.
Ha only Swasan fans can do this.
Waiting for the accident of their hero,😆

Swara :" My baby...😭 sab tumhare wajah se ho raha hai..aur naraaz raho mujhse 😡"

Sanskar :"I love you Swara, hum tumse zyada din tak naraaz rahke humare bete ki umeedon par paani nahi fer sakta na... 😳"

aww so cute.

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sana

@sanabmw

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Posted: 10 years ago

OMG..vaibhi...kya bolu kuch samajh nahi aa raha...suru se lekar end tak bas has rahi thi🤣what a wonderful post...😆😆😆really like it...but yaar ek cheez miss ki maine..Abu ne mom dad ko msg diya..tujhe kyu nahi...ek msg to banta tha na future wife k liye😉

over all wonderfull post.keep it up my sweety...ek aur jhappi lele aaj🤗