Pragya: Suniye, it's her birthday! We can't do this to her! 👎🏼
Abhi: Can't do what to her? She's totally up for this, aren't you Diyuuu? 😃
Diah: Of course Bhai!! You and Bhabhi go on your Sri Lankan second honeymoon aram se! You just relax and enjoy the beauty of my country, I can handle things at home. ⭐️
Pragya: Diyu, don't let your bhai bully you, I know the kids can be a handful and -
Diah: Bhabhiii no more arguments! Go and have fun!
Pragya: But it's your birthday!
Abhi: And who better to spend it with than your two favourite people in the world, right Diyu?
Pragya: But -
Abhi: Arreee Fuggy. Doesn't this Diyu say all the time, our CHOTU ROCKSTAR and ROCKMISH are the best gifts we ever gave the world?
Pragya: Even still -
Abhi: And don't our little AbhiGya-lings always say that Diyu is their favourite, favourite, FAVOURITE-EST maasi?
Pragya: Uff ho! You're supposed to correct them when they get ungrammatical, not encourage them!
Abhi: And don't you hate to be late for anything?
Pragya: Huh? What does that have to do with -
Abhi: We are going to miss our flight if we keep standing here wasting time, Fuggy!
Diah: HAAAYEE! Enough is enough Bhabhi! Don't worry, the kids and I will have lots of fun, and you and Bhai should get going so you can have fun too! Couple-wala fun, you know!
Pragya: Diyu don't give this bhai of yours ideas 😳 -
Abhi: Oh I'm way past ideas. 😉 Bye, Diyu!! *grabs Pragya by the wrist and takes her out of the house and into the car to the airport*
Diah: *shaking her head and laughing* Uff! Maybe they think I can't handle the kids because they are still such kids! Well nevermind, I better go see what my two favourite-est people on the planet are up to right now...
*Diah goes to find ADI and ANANYA, aka CHOTU ROCKSTAR and ROCKMISH, aka THE ABHIGYALINGS*
Abhigyalings: *jump up and down in excitement and run towards Diah* MAASI MAASI
Diah: *hugs and squishes the abhigyalings* Hello bandars! How are you two today?
Ananya: *holding onto Diah's legs* MAASI...
Diah: Yes?
Ananya: Mujhe chahiyee!
Diah: Kyaa?
Adi: *staring up at her with his arms crossed* Mujhe bhi chahiyee!
Diah: Arrey baba, boliye, kya chahiye?
Ananya: Humein Nimmy maasi ki jaljeera chahiye
Diah: Hayee, baachus. *thinking of Nimmy's SPECIAL KHATTERNAK recipe* 🤢 They are not for you. You don't know what she puts in them! 😲
Adi: Nooo maasi if she makes it for us she only puts things that are SAFE FOR ABHIGYALINGS
Diah: Accha! But.. can she make jaljeera..without burning the house down?
Adi: You can give her guidance na, maasi
Diah: But how will we communicate? She's on an Ananconda basha vrat. Sorry baachus no jaljeera for now 😕
Ananya: Ok...par maasi...mujhee...mujhe hamare mumma aur papa chahiye 😭
Diah: *hugs her Rockmish* Nahin baachu don't cry. They will be back, but they are busy now!
Adi: No, no...their videos. All our other maasis talk about it all the time..
Diah:Oh you mean epis... ok I'll show you some...
*abhigyalings watch all the KKB epis full of AbhiGya scenes- well all the content that is PG 😉 😆*
Adi: Hmph why are our parents so brainless..pshh
Diah: Aise nahi kehte hai, Ad-
*interrupted by the sound of something big falling down is heard*
* Ananya is trying to strum a guitar*
Diah: Baac-
*interrupted again by falling pots*
Diah: Adi!
Adi: I was just trying to make jaljeera myself maasi..
*music suddenly starts playing..no... blaring*
Diah: What, where is that come from? Adi - Ananya - hey!!
*Adi has grabbed Ananya by the hand and is running deeper into Mehra Madhouse*
Adi: We're playing hide and seek and you're IT! NO PEEKING!
Diah: *runs after them* Hey! You can't just make me IT! Adi that's not how it works!
*Diah chases Adi and Ananya around the house...they hide in small places where she cannot fit, they split forces and distract her from different directions...they keep her running and guessing until she's so tired she could fall over...*
*But Diah is too responsible to let fatigue get in the way of babysitting, and she keeps up with all of the mischief and mayhem until the Abhigyalings finally get tired too*
Diah: *surveys the exhausted AbhiGyalings lying on cushions in the middle of the hall after destroying the sitting room sofas*
Diah: OK baachus...storytime, come on, let's go! *lifts Ananya into her arms and takes Adi's hand to lead him upstairs to the nursery*
Adi: *rubs his eyes with his tiny balled fists* Storytime means bedtime! I'm - *yawn* - not sleeping!
Diah: Nahin Adi, did you forget? Storytime means Harry-time! Don't you want to know what Harry and his friends do next, after they free the dragon and escape from Gringotts?
Adi: What do they do next!
*Diah gets Ananya and Adi ready for bed and lulls them to sleep with her Abhigyaling-safe version of the Harry Potter stories*
*Finally the Abhigyalings are safe in dreamland. Diahh steps back and looks over them one last time, before turning out the light and getting ready to clean the house. Birthday or no birthday...any day she could spend with her two favourite-est people in the world automatically became the best day of the year...
even if she had to spend the whole night tidying up their disasters!*
THE END
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